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This message is for all smokers on this forum!! it's time to take the streets! let's start organizing SMOKEOUTS!!!!! i say weshould get groups and go into malls and even government buildings and shout: WE WANT TO SMOKE!! WE PAYED FORIT!! WE ARE THE SMOKERS!!!!!! this way we can get the message across that we want to smoke in malls, offices andwherever we want! we have the right! it's a legal product! forget this hooey about kids being exposed thats false informatioin bythe health nazis!!!! Ill smoke in my car with the kids and they don't mind---of course if they did they would then get a littlebackhand on their backside! cigarettes are not addictive! i smoke a pack a day because i want to not because i cant stop i'mproud! every smoker should go with their friends and others and walk into restaurants,malls,schools and just smoke. imaginehundreds of smokers across north america going in the news as defiant! this is what america is all about(canada to!) when theydid the riots over world trade they made a point and people listened. so what if a copper tries to get rough because we are thesmokers we'll fight back!! if a copper beats me up then it shows how crazy the antis are! maybe you do to and the public willknow the truth! i'll get a little bump on my head to show my support for all smokers out there! write me back at *****@hotmail.com--let me knowwhat you think so we can organize and of course---don't just wait for others to join the cause like these prissy littlenon-smoking fascists who are all talk ----just walk into your local mall,doctor's office,high school,college,store or anywhere youwant and light up. they can't stop us all------LETS TAKE BACK OUR STREETS!!!!!

Soo, Smoking Lobby 25 Comments [8/16/2008 7:42:54 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Jay-Sus

Wrong! Cigarettes are addictive. The key ingredient in them is nicotine which is what makes them addictive. I hope you get mouth and lung cancer and you die a very slow and painful death.

8/16/2008 7:54:17 PM

aaa

We'll just laugh at your lung cancer.

8/16/2008 8:53:55 PM

Rambler

If you have "Smokeouts" People will take your damn cig and shove it down your throat while the police turn a blind eye.

8/16/2008 9:23:43 PM

Old Viking

Yeah, that'll work.

8/16/2008 11:54:15 PM

Nibien

...this...wtf...wow...

8/17/2008 1:44:51 AM

Jae

Who knew smoking also makes you stoopid.

8/17/2008 6:53:38 AM

J. Random Lurker

Granted I'm a smoker (OK, I smoke pipes), but even still I think this guy's off his rocker--and a real arsehole to boot. I can understand public buildings and what not--fine, I have to either go to my tobacconist, a bar, or smoke 35 feet from all building entrances.

That's not impinging on smoker's rights, that's just common courtesy. Not everyone likes having to march through tobacco smoke inside of a building, y'know (myself included--interestingly enough.)

8/17/2008 7:10:37 AM

Romana Twelve

"cigarettes are not addictive! i smoke a pack a day because i want to not because i cant stop"

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that. And that cancerous growth? Purely coincidental--and hey, since you're not at all addicted to cigarettes, you can totally beat it with sheer force of will. Mind over matter, amirite?

8/17/2008 7:34:50 AM



Why don't smokers realize that it ~stinks~ to non-smokers who still have a decent sense of smell? Its like carrying around a bag of stinking dog crap and claiming its your right because you like the smell.

8/17/2008 1:24:22 PM



Have you thought that your rights end where the right of the non-smokers begin?. If you paid for the cigarettes, non-smokers DIDN'T. It's like saying that you can kill a person with your gun because you paid for it.

8/17/2008 2:12:02 PM

Emily

Nobodys dying from walking through smoke from a cigarette for two seconds...pussies.
And saying someone SHOULD die from lung cancer? What are you, a fucking moron?
I'll carry around a bag of dog shit if i do so feel like it, k?
And I might just throw it all over your pansy asses.
=)

8/17/2008 4:04:19 PM

Sanity

Because the prick deserves to get spammed to death, the blanked out email adres is:
cloudythinking@hotmail.com

Though it's 7 years old, and we all know hotmail adresses choke to death after four years.

8/17/2008 8:06:26 PM

anonymous_troy

Yeah it's legal but that doesn't mean you have the right to give us lung cancer.

Which reminds me, a couple of my friends are going to be fucking each other and doing some very disturbing things with a cup and stuff in a minute or so, but I paid for it, so it's okay.

8/18/2008 5:53:39 AM

Lilith

I was a pack a day smoker for over 20 years and when I went cold turkey it felt like every description of coming off heroin I've ever read: I sweated. I shivered, I vomited, I doubled up with muscle cramps for the next 48 hours. And then I was the queen bitch from hell for the next three weeks while the nicotine worked it's way out of my system. You better believe nicotine is addictive.

As for Soo, you know what they say: junkies deny and junkies lie.

8/18/2008 12:03:51 PM

Jax

I don't see the conspiracy theory.

Still this guy is nuts. Smoking in doctor's offices? I agree the bans have gone too far. There is no reason for bans on private property unless it's somewhere people need to be (like schools or hospitals). Nobody needs to go to a restaurant or a bar. That's a choice. Although I do think they shouldn't allow children if they allow smoking. Then most of the places would probably choose to allow children instead of smoking but a few places would keep allowing smoking and that would keep the smokers happy.

8/19/2008 3:55:35 AM

Duke Nukem

Protip: If you don't smoke you will never die. It is only possible to die of cancer if you smoke. Death and illness only befall smokers. No woman on earth finds it attractive, especially not the dirty ones who'll do what your hambeast femifriend won't.

8/19/2008 5:39:54 AM



Ill smoke in my car with the kids and they don't mind---of course if they did they would then get a littlebackhand on their backside!

*facepalm*

8/21/2008 3:06:06 PM



I suggest you stop using your space bar as an ash tray.

8/22/2008 9:04:25 PM

Athar

Didn't this happen on King of the Hill once?

8/24/2008 10:48:43 AM



"Ill smoke in my car with the kids and they don't mind---of course if they did they would then get a littlebackhand on their backside!"

That's ridiculous. How dare you treat your kids like this.

I'm really hoping this is a Poe, but if not, please put your kids up for adoption. You're not fit to be a parent.

8/25/2008 8:45:41 PM

EllwyenDarwin

I hope he has to get his tongue chopped out.

3/21/2009 8:54:19 AM

Greed

I agree that it should be up to the business owner to decide whether to allow smoking on the premises, but this guy makes smokers look retarded.

3/21/2009 1:01:28 PM

v200

Then the lung and mouth cancer sets in.

7/27/2011 6:19:26 PM

Ebon

Speaking as a smoker with no intention of quitting: Shut up, you tool, the rest of us aren't as loony as you.

10/1/2012 9:38:50 PM

Crimson Lizard

Your streets, shithead? They're my streets too. I pay taxes, just like you, and I don't want to smell your stinking fucking cigarette smoke everywhere I go, you self-righteous assholes. Smoke yourselves to death if you like (and tell yourselves how manly and anti-establishment it is, and how we're all cowards) but don't expect me to worship your filth.

Suck on that... if there's room between lighting cigarettes.

12/19/2013 9:14:46 PM
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