When satan betryed the eve, god cursed the satan that his head will be crushed by a woman. thereby god planned in genesis itself the birth of mother mary
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To quote Dogma, "Believing a virgin gave birth is a leap of faith, but to think a married couple never got down, that's just plain gullibility!"
When satan betryed the eve, god cursed the satan that his head will be crushed by a woman.
Where the fuck does it say that in the Bible?
thereby god planned in genesis itself the birth of mother mary
WTF?
regarding whether jesus had brother or sisters? if jesus had other children then when he was lost at the age of 12 in the temple definatly along with his parents the other so called brothers and sisters would have searched for him.
The Bible doesn't mention a lot of things, like dinosaurs, yet people claim it does. Your point is?
"and when he was hanging on the cross before his death, no were in the gospel mention jesus talking to his brothers and sisters, if a person is dying condition definatly he would have spoken to them and in gospel they would have mentioned about it."
He died and his parents decided to have a replacement kid, Poor Jerry Christ could never live up to Mary and Joseph's expectations...
... and if he had a wife she would have defied the law and been the only apostle to cry with his mother at the cross....
...oh, hey, wait a minute. Nah, women still suck.
The Bible mentions Jesus' brother in several places. Fundies explain him away by suggesting he was just a "brother" disciple. Josephus also mentions him. Fundies point to Josephus when they want to prove Jesus' existence, but quietly ignore him when they want to say Jesus had no siblings.
People have made the same argument about the absence of Jesus' putative father, Joseph. Fundies invent some non-existent "scripture" about Joseph already being dead. That's why Joseph is often shown in Renaissance art as being very old - so they can invent some crap to explain why he wasn't at the crucifiction.
I love how their fundamental reasoning for why something could not be true is basically "If that were true, the Bible would say so". They really aren't going to ever back down from believing that their holy book was pieced together out of a crystal fax machine by angels and mind flayers, are they?
Jesus' brothers are listed in the Bible, James, Joseph, Judas (not Iscariot) and Simon (not Peter). To reduce confusion they are sometimes called James, Joses, Simeon and Jude, James (known as the Just) was later a Christian leader. The Catholic church traditionally pretends that Joseph (husband of Mary) had another wife who bore these sons so that the Madonna can be considered to have kept her cherry.
Painful: "Nah, women still suck."
Not nearly enough, according to my husband.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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