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[This was in a thread about aliens being agents of the devil. It's pretty typical rapture retard stupidity and then this comes out of nowhere.]

these underground bases [located under the Denver airport] do exist in CO and elsewhere in teh US and probaby globally ....in CO they go way deep in teh mountains...

Some say aliens are down there...the little gray slave types and humans too....and there is govt involvement....I have no idea...life is getting so weird I am open although it still all shocks me....

But I think the idea is the elites will go into teh mountains and ungerground to hide out during a nuke war OR if planet X shows up and hurls asteroids at us.....and teh rif raf liek us will ride it out..........

same reaons for for seed vault.....

seekingtruth1, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [8/17/2008 5:28:46 PM]
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aaa

X marks the spot, kid.

8/17/2008 6:38:17 PM

Jay-Sus

And nuclear arms magically appear. That's how you know it's Fundie.

8/17/2008 6:49:41 PM

Sanity

uhhhh.... well, that's... it's..

*WARNING*
stupid overload.
Brain shutdown to prevent further damage.

8/17/2008 8:00:45 PM

anonymous_troy

Yeah, but I'll definitely need a much newer and more expensive computer to even play it on low detail.

Wait, you're not talking about Crysis 2?

8/18/2008 5:46:57 AM



Your spelling makes me think that your sources are not reliable.

8/18/2008 10:17:39 AM

Mortok

You should go to Washington and warn everybody. The people need to know!

8/19/2008 5:19:30 AM

Duke Nukem

Deus Ex was a rockumentary

8/19/2008 5:25:44 AM



"Planet X shows up and throws asteroids at us" is now my favorite conspiracy EVER.

8/19/2008 12:16:46 PM

Lulzmonger

@ Duke Nukem

I would love to exploit these morons that way, spreading gray death across the globe and feeding propaganda to these gullible fucks.

8/19/2008 8:04:19 PM

Old Viking

Underground would be no place for you. They have spelling requirements.

8/20/2008 12:27:18 AM

ozznova

Wait . . . Planet X is going to hurl asteroids at us?

Are you sure it's not actually Ego the Living Planet?

8/21/2008 9:58:04 PM

Moondog

If I ever have a problem with asteroids, I'll be sure to take Preparation A.

8/22/2008 2:07:30 PM



The use of teh and liek automatically eject you from the 'might not be retarded' pool. Not like you had a chance of staying in the first place...

8/22/2008 8:56:52 PM

Ramber

What? Does this "planet X" have some sort of Asteroid Launching Catapult on it?


8/24/2008 3:37:58 AM

KDH

Don't worry, we've got a Goa'uld cargo ship and Amanda Tapping will be around for a while, so we don't need to worry about Asteroids from Planet X just yet, and the Asguard are our allies.

Sorry, couldn't resist. I just finished watching Stargate SG-1 Season 5.

8/31/2008 2:26:57 PM

Kitty

There is a nuclear silo near the denver airport, but that's it... and it was abandoned decades ago.

9/29/2010 4:08:41 PM
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