What bothers and upsets me more is whats sold at christian book stores. About the only thing safe in christian book stores is the bible.
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Not even the Bible is safe. It preaches about hate, ignorance, genocide, rape, incest and everything else that is bad.
"What bothers and upsets me more is whats sold at christian book stores. About the only thing safe in christian book stores is the bible."
I'm wondering just how long it'll be before they start publishing their own edited version of the Babble and we see yet another sect of Christianity form...
@Horsefeathers:
Church of Raptor Jesus?
The Bible is full of stories of rape, adultery, murder, genocide, betrayal and imaginary beings. Why would you deem that book to be safe?
I once bought a Moses action figure and a tiny plastic ark of the covenant at a Christian bookstore.
Oh, did you know the make the Bible in manga form?
What bothers and upsets me is the way the Bible suddenly breaks off in the middle of the story to present a multi-chaptered erotic love poem.
Song of Solomon 4:5 Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.
Modern Translation: Whoa, dude! Those are some righteous fun-bags!"
Have fun turning those slime-soaked pages.
"About the only thing safe in christian book stores is the bible."
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