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Well, I think alot of celebs fake their own death.

-Elvis Presley is quite possibly still alive or was atleast still alive after his staged death.

-Brandon Lee is definitly not dead, he was supposedly shot in the movie, The Crow, highly suspicious claim since all guns on the scene fire either blanks or are props, loaded guns are kept away at all times, even the bullets you see in movies are generally dummies, also the claim that the movie was made for a great majority with CG doesn't hold water, the tech wasn't even good enough back in the day! we can't even make realistic 3D models like that TODAY! Brandon Lee is alive, just doesn't want his father's fame, his father died of injury from a spar correct?

-Tupac Shakur might still be alive, I dunno about B.I.G. but I think 2Pac might still be alive and kicking, hiding from the gansters that had his name on their bullets.

-Kurt Kobain, I do believe he definitly kicked the bucket but I I don't think by his own hand, his wife (Courtney Love) is supposed to be a prime suspect but has never been investigated in, she even went so far as saying: It was a suicide, leave it alone (or something in that sense), also the self inflicted gunshot wound is inconsistant with a suicide, he used a 20ga shotgun, the gun was way too long to could have shot him self in the head with, the gun was also neatly positioned against a wall, this was no suicide, it could've been a staged death, but I suspect murder...Courtney isn't a great person IMO and I wouldn't be suprised if she killed him or hired someone to do so.

I personally am not a fan of the King, I do respect him and I would not be suprised if he was still alive, i'm in no way sure though.

sorry to semi-hijack this thread and state alot of other celeb deaths

GrOuNd_ZeRo, Above Top Secret 19 Comments [8/17/2008 4:55:13 AM]
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Lolwhut?

8/17/2008 7:55:45 AM

Jay-Sus

What, Ol' Dirty Bastard isn't good enough to be mentioned on your list of bullshit?

8/17/2008 11:13:32 AM

Katsuro

"all guns on the scene fire either blanks or are props, loaded guns are kept away at all times, even the bullets you see in movies are generally dummies, also the claim that the movie was made for a great majority with CG doesn't hold water, the tech wasn't even good enough back in the day! we can't even make realistic 3D models like that TODAY!"

Your understanding of how the accident happened and how they made the film without him is...well, non-existant.

For a start, they didn't make a full CGI replica of Lee, nor did they claim too. A body double filmed the remaining scenes and for shots where you can see his face they digitally mapped Lee's face over the top. It's really not that hard to do.

Also for some scenes they just re-used footage of Lee they'd filmed before his death and merged them with the new footage (eg when Lee is walking through his apartment after being resurrected - it's the same shots fo him walking through the alley)

8/17/2008 12:18:31 PM

Joe

Mostly bullshit but I have to agree about Kurt Kobain

8/17/2008 1:28:57 PM



Ok, and maybe they're all alive, despite autopsies, reports and the fact that they have problems with their healths. And what the fuck, maybe we're all living in Matrix!

8/17/2008 2:14:19 PM

Stig2k

You think Elvis 'WANTED' to be remembered as the guy that shit himself to death on the toilet? Fuckin retard.

8/17/2008 6:08:11 PM

vampirehummingbird

We still keep getting sightings of Elvis. Nevermind that there are 7,000 Elvis impersonators.

However, I saw the real Elvis at a gas station. I knew it was the King, because he dropped a bag of French fries and picked it up again.

8/17/2008 8:41:53 PM

M

Elvis is alive, in fact it's me. In fact, I am mocking you, moron psycho.

8/18/2008 11:31:59 AM

Old Viking

I sure hope they're dead. They've all been buried.

8/20/2008 12:42:59 AM

Barking Shark, the Negative Creep

Yeah, the Cobain one is the only one I'd put any stock in. The only conspiracy theory, period, I'd put any stock in. But you sound like a fucking idiot misspelling his name like that.

8/20/2008 3:52:05 AM

Doctor Fishcake

What? You mean there's an off-chance I might yet get to see Bill Hicks perform? Cool...

8/20/2008 2:13:24 PM

Athar

Bubba-Hotep anyone?

8/24/2008 10:44:11 AM

Elvis Presley

Of course I'm still alive! I got tired of all the fame, and have been laying low ever since. I am currently living in a house in Tulsa with Brandon and Tupac.

8/27/2008 10:28:03 PM

BrandonL33

Something I can't remember what, got jabbed in the barrel of the blank-firing gun and when the gun as next fired the blank propelled the object out of the barrel and into Brandon Lee's body.

8/29/2008 2:49:54 AM

jsonitsac

@Brandon:

The producers used a dummy bullet during one take, where the gunpowder had been drained from the cartridge. However, the cap was left intact and when the actor squeezed the trigger it had enough force behind it to dislodge the bullet from the cartridge, but not enough to push it out of the barrel. Then the producers loaded a blank, with gunpowder inside into the gun. When the powder was detonated it managed to push the bullet lodged in the barrel with lethal force into Brandon Lee.

8/30/2008 2:49:56 AM

Ozymandias

Bull, but I do find it odd that Tupac released many new albums after he died. Damn that man was prolific. O___o

8/31/2008 3:25:15 PM

travis byte

look, they're all locked up in my basement.... There.... I said it. I have atoned.

4/7/2010 7:08:40 PM

Dagon

They are all alive, in fact Elvis Presley reunited them in a team that hunt vampires and mummys

4/26/2010 5:07:57 PM

Kuno

-Brandon Lee is definitly not dead, he was supposedly shot in the movie, The Crow, highly suspicious claim since all guns on the scene fire either blanks or are props, loaded guns are kept away at all times, even the bullets you see in movies are generally dummies, also the claim that the movie was made for a great majority with CG doesn't hold water, the tech wasn't even good enough back in the day! we can't even make realistic 3D models like that TODAY! Brandon Lee is alive, just doesn't want his father's fame, his father died of injury from a spar correct?

1. It’s obvious that you only have heard the broadest details about Brandon Lee’s death.
2. If he didn’t want “his father’s fame”, then why the hell did he become an actor in the first place!? Wouldn’t just becoming a plumber or whatever be that much easier than faking his own death?

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