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(While videotaping a lawn sprinkler with a very obvious rainbow in the spray.)

I'm just wondering what the heck is in our water supply -- what the heck is in our oxygen supply -- of the metallic oxide salts that creates a rainbow effect in a sprinkler.

What is oozing out of our ground that allows this type of effect to happen? Not just around our sun and our moon anymore. Everywhere we look, the visible spectrum is rainbows!

This can not be natural. We all know it wasn't something that happened twenty years ago, but now it's happening now. We as a nation have got to ask ourselves, "What the hell is going on? What is oozing out of our ground?"

[End card: WE NEED TO RAISE OUR VOICES before they take away our rights OUR CONSTITUIONAL (sic) RIGHTS to not be guinea pigs for our governments (sic) IN THEIR NEVER ENDING THRIST (sic) FOR ENERGY SOURCES]

(Note: She has a Youtube account with more crackpottery, although she seems to have wised up enough to remove the sprinkler video. Too bad the internet never forgets.)

dbootsthediva, College Humor 24 Comments [8/18/2008 10:05:04 PM]
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Son of a Nonymous

Actually, there is something in our water supply that causes a rainbow when light passes through the spray. It's called WATER.

8/18/2008 11:31:59 PM



Never went to a science class, did you?

8/18/2008 11:48:28 PM

Jay-Sus

This is what happens when you drink tainted water.

8/19/2008 12:02:48 AM

dpareja

"I'm just wondering what the heck is in our water supply..."

Perhaps it's water?

8/19/2008 2:45:57 AM

Rallymodeller

Dihydrogen Monoxide. It'll get you every time. I'd start a petition if I were you.

8/19/2008 4:33:56 AM

Mortok

Is this girl seriously upset about being able to see colour? What the fuck?

8/19/2008 5:15:51 AM

aaa

Crackpots, they really are FUBAR.

8/19/2008 10:06:59 AM



Wouldn't impurities in the water and air keep the rainbow from forming, not cause it to be brighter?

8/19/2008 12:14:05 PM

jsonitsac

I'm sorry this HAS to be a Poe. Otherwise yikes!

8/19/2008 1:00:18 PM

Corwyn

Hey Rallymodellerr, it's not Dihydrogen Monoxide, it's Oxygen Dihydride.

Geez, pay attention...

8/19/2008 9:40:54 PM

Old Viking

I don't know what it is, but if it's oozing from the ground it can't be good.

8/20/2008 12:24:46 AM

JewBoy

Damn government putting water in my oxygen supply.

8/20/2008 1:36:46 AM

Grimesy

Please read a physics text book. That should explain these big scary rainbows to you. @ Corwyn: He's right, it is actually Dihydrogen Monoxide. And I know I'm right coz I'm doing Chemistry at School.

8/20/2008 10:40:39 AM

Darth Vader... For Freedom

Hmmm, it's on College Humor, a site known for satirical content. Are we sure this isn't a joke?

8/20/2008 8:48:23 PM

Son of a Nonymous

@Darth Vader:

No, it isn't. It's a real video, they just co-opted it for mocking purposes.

8/20/2008 11:40:41 PM

jc

I learned about rainbows in fucking second grade.

8/22/2008 3:52:56 AM

Moondog

At low temperatures, the oxygen hydrate that gives the rainbow does form a mineral in the oxide, not salt, group. Ice, with a vitreous luster, a hexagonal crystal, and no streak.

8/22/2008 2:05:06 PM

Lucilius

Of course this didn't happen 20 years ago! Everything was still in black and white then.

8/22/2008 6:39:02 PM



I always wonder how people this abominably stupid could have avoided suffocating in plastic bags long enough to reach adulthood...

8/22/2008 8:53:53 PM



I believe that the preferred IUPAC term for this impurity is oxilane. It's nearly everywhere! Consumption of a mere 3 kg of oxilane may result in death. Inhalation of pure oxilane causes death within 20 minutes. It's also addictive: once you start consuming it, you can never stop. Failure to consume oxilane within seven days results in dehydration and death.

...

All right, so the joke is a little old.

8/22/2008 11:28:52 PM

Thegreenfarie

Noway! This can`t be real. Nobody`s that stupid. I knew this in 2nd grade!

8/23/2008 6:17:18 PM

Pop Chart

I guess she never played with hoses when she was young. Now I'm wondering what's being put in her water...

8/24/2008 7:48:33 PM

Ozymandias

This video originally was on Youtube. This person has tons of videos like this. Sorry, it's real. Pity it only survives on college humor now...

8/31/2008 3:19:11 PM

DiHydrogenMonOxide

@Rallymodeller: Lol, this is my name for most online games. Let the joke continue!

11/9/2008 6:00:58 AM
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