J-Hay



This picture makes more sense than you.

8/17/2008 9:13:50 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

You guys think that Christians must be prefect right?

No, nobody thinks that.

The anwsered is you are WRONG.

And yet, not as wrong as you.

Also, Treaty of Tripoli.

I wouldn't be surprised if LoneWolf sets a record someday.

8/17/2008 9:14:11 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

*brainsplosion*

8/17/2008 9:16:35 AM

Kitourahime

Is he, like, everywhere? Did he mulitply like the inbred hick he is?

8/17/2008 9:33:07 AM

Kitourahime

Is he, like, everywhere? Did he mulitply like the inbred hick he is?

8/17/2008 9:33:13 AM

werewolf

This is painful, really painful to read.

8/17/2008 9:44:07 AM

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

8/17/2008 9:47:26 AM

nintendofreakgcn

"Adam and Eve failed cause
Abraham has step with other female besides his true wife.
That why we have Mulisms today.
The True wife was the mother of the Jews."

What does Ishmael (or whatever the name of Abraham's bastard son was) have to do with Adam and Eve?

Also, what does the first paragraph have to do with the rest of the post?

8/17/2008 9:54:37 AM

aaa

No, Freemasons created USA.

8/17/2008 9:55:06 AM

Nirjuana

LoneWolf seems to have schizophrenia

8/17/2008 9:56:54 AM

Sinisterwing

Any of you are adopted???

I think you are. Maybe.

8/17/2008 10:13:36 AM

Jay-Sus

Is this even English? Oh, it's from LoneWolf. Didn't think so.

8/17/2008 10:58:06 AM

Princess Rot

Fail at own religion. Fail at other religions. Fail at American history. Fail to make sense. In other words, fail all round.

8/17/2008 11:05:45 AM

alex77

Ouch, my brain. It hurts.

8/17/2008 11:09:23 AM

This post, amazingly, manages to be even dumber than LW's usual drivel.

8/17/2008 11:45:37 AM

Nowonmai

Nope, I have never thought Christians were perfect. There are many Christians who think they are, though.

And my decision has nothing to do with a book fables.

8/17/2008 12:04:46 PM

kingoftheheavies

*bwain went all asplody*

8/17/2008 12:12:17 PM

Grammar Nazi

My, my, my. Quite a mess we have here, but you are LoneWolf1984 after all.


You guys think that Christians must be prefect right?


"Prefect" doesn't mean what you think, retard.


The anwsered is you are WRONG

Jesus. Even if you had spelled that right, saying "answered" would still be incorrect. "Answered" is not a fucking noun, shit for brains, it's past tense which in this case would make it a verb.

Adam and Eve failed cause
Abraham has step with other female besides his true wife.

Other than saying "cause" instead of "because", everything here is correct. Well, grammatically speaking anyway. Logically, it makes absolutely no sense at all. Like what the hell are you even talking about?


That why we have Mulisms today.
The True wife was the mother of the Jews.

Okay, ignoring the fact that "Mulisms" isn't a fucking word, you should have added an apostrophe and an s at the end of "that". Also, "true" is not a proper noun. That means unless it's at the beginning of a sentence, DO NOT CAPITALIZE IT. DOOOO YYYOOOUUU UUUUUUNNNDDEEEEEERRRSSSTAAANNNDDD???

Christianity teaches the wide path leads to Hell and the narrow path will leads to a Everlasting Life in Heaven.

To save some time, I'm just going to repeat this sentence, only correctly with the corrections emphasized:

"Christianity teaches that the wide path leads to Hell and the narrow path will lead[no s belongs here,dumbass] to an Everlasting life in Heaven."

See what I did there? Don't be too impressed, a goddamn 8 year old could do that.

Mulisms teaches the wide path leads to Heaven and the narrow path will leads to in Hell.

Once again, ignoring that "Mulisms" is not a word, you need to add the word "that" after "teaches" which, BTW, should just read "teach". You also inappropriately added and s at the end of the second "leads". And it should just be "to Hell" not "to in Hell". Speaking of Hell, if you're going to be in Heaven, forget any paths, I'm doing a cannonball straight into Hell, if that means an eternity away from your retarded ass.


Christians are the true Americans cause Christians was the ones who found the America. Not Mulisms or Satanist.

*sigh* It's "because" NOT "cause", WERE instead of "was", "the" does not belong in front of "America", "Satanist" should be plural, and "Mulisms" IS NOT A COCKSUCKING WORD. Okay, shitty grammar aside, no. No, christians are not the ones who found "the America", but you know who did found America? People who knew how to fucking write a complete and comprehensible sentence. So I guess that means you're not a true American, and I'll take the "Mulisms" and "Satanist" over you're illiterate, fucktarded ass any goddamn day. Now, if you don't mind, kindly get the fuck out my country.

Any of you are adopted???

"Are" at the BEGINNING of the sentence.


God adopted the Christianity as his own after Jesus die and rose from the grave.

Jesus "died", past tense. Other than that, what in all that is holy are you talking about? You know what, forget about leaving the country, get the fuck out of my species. Get the fuck out of my phylum as well, while you're at it.

8/17/2008 12:20:57 PM

anonymous_troy

"must be prefect right?
The anwsered is you are WRONG."

At this point, I knew it was LW.

"Adam and Eve failed cause
Abraham"

Read your fucking Bible, Abraham was AFTER A & E.

"Christianity teaches the wide path leads to Hell and the narrow path will leads to a Everlasting Life in Heaven."

You should fix that part, you're not the emo minority anymore.

"Christians are the true Americans cause Christians was the ones who found the America"

Yeah but I live here, so I'm an American. Plus it's inevitable that some of your children will eventually be agnostic / atheist, so enforcing religious homogeneity is preposterous.

8/17/2008 12:21:32 PM

JonnyTruant

Another LoneWolf account?

He might read his bible and learn the Ishmael helped Isaac out a couple times. The two are brothers. I think the symbolism is pretty damn clear. I just wish those who claimed to adhere to the Bible actually followed the good parts at the very least.

8/17/2008 1:28:49 PM

Brian-sama

@ Grammar Nazi

Nice job with the grammarian's rebuttal, but you might want to take a look at this:

and I'll take the "Mulisms" and "Satanist" over you're illiterate, fucktarded ass any goddamn day. Now, if you don't mind, kindly get the fuck out my country

8/17/2008 3:28:21 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Oh no, a religion teaches something different from your religion! Since they are teaching something different, they must be wrong, making you right! Proof that Christianity is the best thing since the guillotine once again!

8/17/2008 3:47:06 PM

Topaz_witch

8/17/2008 4:09:10 PM

Xotan

But as Abraham didn't acknowledge Jesus as Lord, he is in hell...no?

8/17/2008 4:17:38 PM

Will

Abraham was one of the first modern dancers. He loved steppin' all over the deserts with different tribes of people. God, a B-boy, did not approve of Abraham's promiscious steppin', so he made muslisms or something.

8/17/2008 4:17:40 PM