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You guys think that Christians must be prefect right?
The anwsered is you are WRONG.

Adam and Eve failed cause
Abraham has step with other female besides his true wife.
That why we have Mulisms today.
The True wife was the mother of the Jews.

Christianity teaches the wide path leads to Hell and the narrow path will leads to a Everlasting Life in Heaven.

Mulisms teaches the wide path leads to Heaven and the narrow path will leads to in Hell.

Christians are the true Americans cause Christians was the ones who found the America. Not Mulisms or Satanist.

Any of you are adopted???
God adopted the Christianity as his own after Jesus die and rose from the grave.

KingKakashi(LoneWolf1984), narutomania.com 47 Comments [8/17/2008 9:10:24 AM]
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#638123

Saika

I don't think Christians are prefect. That makes me right. WEEEEE!

8/17/2008 4:38:36 PM

#638283

Moon Wolfhowl

@J-Hay:

It's also more awesome than anything he(Lonewolf) has ever come up with.

What would you even call one of those? Zebangaram?

8/17/2008 7:12:56 PM

#638304

Bad Influence

... I have no words for this epic level of fail.

8/17/2008 7:25:32 PM

#638334

tracer

"Abraham has step with other female besides his true wife."

"step"?

Is that what you kids are calling it these days.

8/17/2008 7:52:10 PM

#638356

Priestling

Soooo... I'm going to hell because I'm adopted? Yeah, you AND your god can go fuck yourself.

Anubis? Loan me some temporary Touch of Death? I want to see if it works through the internet...

8/17/2008 8:04:29 PM

#638423

Giveitaday

@J-Hay

~Yoink~ Thanks man, that pic can go nicely with my Crocoduck.

8/17/2008 8:57:30 PM

#638624

Eden

God adopted christianity as is own?

So you say that the belief that was taught by Jesus wasn´t a belief in god (=YHWH)but rather latr, after Jesus death was turned into such a belief? (as this would be the correct analogon to the adoption of a belief by god)

You know, this is funny, as this is exactly the same thing that gnosticism teaches, i.e. that Jesus taught the belief in the true loving god (which isn´t YHWH) and that it is YHWH (who is described as the jealous and wrathful god of the old testament and as a failed creation of the true loving god) who always tries to prevent this because he want´s to be worshiped alone.

So you agree that god (YHWH) hijacked the christian beliefs in the one true god and turned it into Yahwism. The next step will be, that you abandon your old belief and turn into a gnotic christian ;-)

8/17/2008 11:41:12 PM

#638817

Grammar Nazi

@Brian-sama

Oh, bite me.

8/18/2008 4:01:42 AM

#638982

Lulzmonger

So basically.

What the hell he is ranting about.

8/18/2008 7:34:35 AM

#639079

Michael

You get thicker with each post.
Fundamentalist Christianity is the CURSE of America.

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Treaty of Peace and Friendship between the United States and the Bey and Subjects of Tripoli and Barbary.

Authored by American diplomat Joel Barlow in 1796, the following treaty was sent to the floor of the Senate, June 7, 1797, where it was read aloud in its entirety and unanimously approved. John Adams, having seen the treaty, signed it and proudly proclaimed it to the Nation.
Art. 11. As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquillity, of Mussulmen; and, as the said States never entered into any war, or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties, that no pretext arising from religious opinions, shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.
Signed and sealed at Tripoli of Barbary the 3rd day of Junad in the year of the Hegira 1211— corresponding with the 4th day of November, 1796.

8/18/2008 10:50:23 AM

#640037

Brian-sama

@ Grammar Nazi

I wasn't trying to be mean. It's just funny when people do a complete breakdown of someone's grammar, yet somehow make a fundamental mistake in the process.

8/19/2008 1:05:26 AM

#640277

Grammar Nazi

@Brian-sama

Oh, bite me.

Joking.

8/19/2008 4:21:52 AM

#642956

The definitive list of unrelated concepts and lack of knowledge by Lonewolf.

8/20/2008 6:03:42 PM

#643006

JohnTheAtheist

HE IS A RETARD. Literally, not like everyone else is a retard.

8/20/2008 6:38:01 PM

#1393552

Quantum Mechanic

"You guys think that Christians must be prefect right? "

More like incredibly stupid easy marks for hucksters, actually.

4/17/2012 10:39:27 AM

#1393567

Frelus

I do not know what he wants to say...

4/17/2012 12:06:40 PM

#1393569

Dr.Shrinker

Oh WE know that Christians are not perfect. However, given how self-righteous most fundamentalists are, THEY are the ones who need convincing that they are not perfect. Good luck with that.

Neither Adam, Eve, Abraham, his wife, his concubine or their children were Christians. Jesus (the second most important figure in Christianity, after Paul of course) would not be born for centuries after they had died. Is it too much to ask your lot to know just a little about your own bible?

Regarding your statements about Muslims: where does you expertise come from? Please let me get comfortable while you explain. This should be good.

With regards to Christians being the true Americans, its funny that there is nothing in The Constitution to back you up on that. Indeed, the Constitutional ban on religious tests to hold office seems to disagree with your statement very strongly. Perhaps you learned about American history in the same place you learned about Islam.

In short LoneWolf, you lose, badly, again!

4/17/2012 12:11:56 PM

#1393659

Punch

Wrong.

4/17/2012 3:04:03 PM

#1442978

Ebon

This is just pure whargarbl.

9/3/2012 7:53:56 PM

#1448374

Crimson Lizard

Mulisms? What's that, a list of stupid things mules have said? Why not, it couldn't possibly be any dumber than this.

9/17/2012 9:19:05 AM

#1448375

Ann-e-moose

And here is the reason why the term 'Narutard' exists.

...and nope, not seeing even the remotest, nay, vaguest, reference to Jesus in the manga by Kishimoto - nor the anime based on such, neither.

There's a lot of fundie Christians out there, who would regard you as a Satan-worshipper for reading anything that's not the Bible, LoneWolf1984. Who's right? Who's wrong, pal?

At least I'm right - being the Atheist otaku I am. Believe it. [/irony] Oh, and "2X2=Shinobuden" >>>>> "Naruturd". Real ninja wear pink, not yellow.

--EDIT--

The above screename should read 'Anon-e-moose'. Damn the crappy keyboard on this iPad (demo-ing in my local Tesco's). [/rant]

9/17/2012 9:46:42 AM

#1448387

Philbert McAdamia

Mulisms teaches the wide path leads to Heaven and the narrow path will leads to in Hell.

Stepping out on a limb here, (who could ever fathom the ~~depths~~ shallowness of Lone Wolf's mind [I use the term loosely] and/or whatever he means by "mulisms'?)

My limited experience with mules is that they will get you to the bottom of the Grand Canyon, and back up, and it is a very narrow path.
Both ways.

9/17/2012 10:50:50 AM

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