"Far from becoming extinct 65 million years ago, the dinosaurs actually co-existed with early humans, and even helped in the construction of the pyramids."
Well that's a new idea. Tell me, if the ancient Egyptians had T-Rex's stomping around how come they don't show up in any of their art or writings? The Egyptians were notorious for writing down every fucking thing so where's all of the incident reports about people being trampled or eaten by dinosaurs? How come the paintings depicting how the pyramids were build show ropes, inclined planes, block and tackle and lots and lots of people putting in massive effort to build the damned things instead of showing dinosaurs doing all the work?
"This is the word of Vince Fenech, Evangelist pastor and director of a fully licensed, State-approved Creationist institution which admits children aged between four and 18."
Ok, which State was stupid enough to license this steaming pile of shit? I want it out of the Union immediately.
"“Of course the dinoceros’ existed (as Fenech pronounces the word)."
Dinoceros. How quaint.
"It is mentioned in the Book of Job."
Read it again. It mentions the "sinews of his stones". The "stones" of a dinosaur would not be visible on the outside of it's body. It also mentions the creatures navel. Dinosaurs, being hatched from a fucking egg and all, wouldn't have a visible navel.
"They were used to help build the pyramids,” he says, adding that this latter observation is only “his personal belief”, and that it does not form part of the school’s curriculum."
Yeah. Sure it doesn't. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*
