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#642874
Dan Onymous
Silence? SILENCE?!
8/20/2008 5:22:21 PM
#642879
Doctor Whom
Most of us would rather not even think about this nasty subject much less talk to a stranger about it.
I've got two little words for you, Jack:
If only!
8/20/2008 5:24:16 PM
#642882
Smells Like a Monkey
If you're losing the battle against sodomites because of your silence, then maybe you should think about taking the ball gag out of your mouth.
8/20/2008 5:26:25 PM
#642884
Horsefeathers
"We are losing the battle against the sodomite agenda because of our silence."
You stupid bastards are anything but silent.
"Most of us would rather not even think about this nasty subject much less talk to a stranger about it."
On the contrary, you all seem to be unnaturally preoccupied by such thoughts.
"But we had better start! Most non-Christians feel sodomy is wrong, but lack courage to speak up."
Most non-Christians don't give a flying fuck about what consenting adults do together.
"If we will lead out, they will join the revolt against this steamroller, and we can put sin “out of the camp.” We have to be the spark that starts the fire."
You couldn't create a spark any more than a wet match could.
8/20/2008 5:26:37 PM
#642896
Not_You
So, you don't give a shit about gay people, just men who like teh buttsecks? Well, Jack Chick, you may not like it, but a damn few men of every sexuality do. What will you do? Have women go incognito, see if their one-night stand wants to do them in the ass, and then arrest them?
8/20/2008 5:31:54 PM
#642897
Grigadil
Where have you been the past four decades? Up your ass?
8/20/2008 5:32:56 PM
#642902
Rainking
Fundies just can't seem to get the thoughts of gay sex out of their heads. Apparently, it occupies a lot of their time.
8/20/2008 5:35:18 PM
#642903
XenoNinja
anything gay makes me sick to my stomach.
8/20/2008 5:35:59 PM
#642904
Aethernaut
Ah, Jack Chick, just when you think he's reached the pinnacle of his douchebaggery he surprises you by going even farther! I'll bet he's fucked a trucker or two in a rest stop stall.
8/20/2008 5:36:23 PM
#642914
Allegory for Jesus
"Most non-Christians feel sodomy is wrong, but lack courage to speak up."
As in Muslims? Because pretty much everyone else doesn't care.
"We have to be the spark that starts the fire."
I can almost hear the goosestepping from here...
8/20/2008 5:41:54 PM
#642925
alpha_project
@ XenoNinja:
So you"ll stop wearing all those fabolous clothes, then?
Glad to know you'll be going naked... After all, some of the best fashion designers were (and are) known gays.
Get the fuck off my Internet.
8/20/2008 5:48:43 PM
#642927
DevNull
A though occours, is this the Jack Chick, of all the poorly drawn far right Christian propaganda?
8/20/2008 5:49:33 PM
#642930
XenoNinja
@alpha_project
ewwww I've obviously offended a gay guy. Lol
8/20/2008 5:51:03 PM
#642931
Lectora
Well, if you'd seek psychological help to overcome your obsession with gay sex acts, then maybe you'd be more comfortable in the real world.
8/20/2008 5:51:36 PM
#642932
Henry
If this is a Xtian nation (yeah right, sure), and most non-Christians feel sodomy is wrong, how did this "steamroller" get started?
8/20/2008 5:51:48 PM
#642935
approximate
Second Rainking. They're literally obsessed.
8/20/2008 5:52:45 PM
#642936
agentCDE
That's it. Jack Chick is a fucking poe. Yeah, you heard me. The "silence" bit is just too rich.
8/20/2008 5:53:20 PM
#642939
emau99
[We are losing the battle against the sodomite agenda because of our silence.]
Say WHAT?!? Where have you been the last few decades?
[Most of us would rather not even think about this nasty subject much less talk to a stranger about it.]
Yeah, because no non-Christians really understand what the Christian viewpoint on homosexuality is. Time to take it to the people!
[But we had better start!]
May I suggest that you start in the nearest men's room? Maybe at a rest stop? At night? Alone?
[Most non-Christians feel sodomy is wrong, but lack courage to speak up.]
Uh-huh. I'll take a citation, please. With a side order of "Fuck you, you sanctimonious prick."
[If we will lead out, they will join the revolt against this steamroller, and we can put sin “out of the camp.”]
Yeah, cause all us nonbelievers secretly want to be like you, Jack. You hit the nail right on the head. Totally.
[We have to be the spark that starts the fire.]
Didn't your Mother ever tell you not to play with matches?
8/20/2008 5:54:04 PM
#642942
GigaGuess
We are losing the battle against the sodomite agenda because of our silence.
Firstly, SILENCE?! Christ, I don't think I've heard you guys collectively SHUT UP about it for longer than 10 minutes.
Second, famine? War? Disease? Poverty? Aren't THESE the enemies a certain Jewish Peacenik you allegedly worship would rather you be fighting?
Most of us would rather not even think about this nasty subject much less talk to a stranger about it.
And yet several of you seem to muster up the courage to think about it, obsess about it, talk about it even more that those you decry for actually practicing it.
But we had better start!
Oh dear lord...pass the Advil...
Most non-Christians feel sodomy is wrong, but lack courage to speak up.
Or...just venturing into unfamiliar territory for you for a sec, here...feel it's none of their goddamn business?
If we will lead out, they will join the revolt against this steamroller, and we can put sin “out of the camp.”
And human rights be damned if it's hurting you poor widdle sensibilities...
We have to be the spark that starts the fire.
Loooovely.
8/20/2008 5:55:44 PM
#642954
aaa
We have fire extinguishers. We win.
8/20/2008 6:02:28 PM
#642960
Mister Spak
It's not going to be your fire that gets sparked.
8/20/2008 6:05:30 PM
#642966
Dan Onymous beat me to it: "Silence? SILENCE?!"
8/20/2008 6:09:46 PM
#642971
anonymous_troy
"Most non-Christians feel sodomy is wrong,"
Whereas I think it's their business and not mine!
Huzzah! My opinion is in the supposed minority!
8/20/2008 6:16:52 PM
#642976
Me
Well, since sodomy is ANY sexual act other than pee-pee/vagee-gee sex, I am a STRONG supporter of sodomy. Hell, I let my girlfriend sodomize me on a regular basis, it helps relieve tension. And its awesome while Im driving.
8/20/2008 6:20:23 PM
#642977
JohnTheAtheist
First off, why do you care what other consenting adults do behind closed doors. Why is it your concern at all????? I generally don't see guys fucking in public so whats the big deal?
Secondly, is it wrong for men to sodomize women? And if so, how do we stop this diabolical practice? Cameras in every bedroom? These devious sodomites will do anything to deceive us!
8/20/2008 6:21:17 PM
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