1 2 3
Hell, I let my girlfriend sodomize me on a regular basis, it helps relieve tension. And its awesome while Im driving.
ewww a bisexual freak??
8/20/2008 6:21:51 PM
XenoNinja is in dire need of a blowjob.
Anyone wanna throw in a coupla bucks so he can get a hooker?
8/20/2008 6:25:08 PM
Allegory for Jesus
@approximate: Only if the hooker's male. Preferrably a transvestite so that we can make the experience just that much more hilarious upon the big unveil.
8/20/2008 6:27:21 PM
ewwww obviously a guy being sodomised by his girlfriend turns you on.. ewwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
8/20/2008 6:28:51 PM
i'm assuming an act of "sodomy" also includes oral sex.
8/20/2008 6:33:47 PM
@Alpha_project: Xeno prolly wears Walmart jeans w/ those Christian parody shirts from the Christian "book" store, so no worries. Nobody wants to see Xeno go naked.
However, I would *love* to hear some of that Christian silence.
8/20/2008 6:38:10 PM
Especially when the guy is me.
You'll understand once you hit puberty.
8/20/2008 6:40:05 PM
@Allegory for Jesus:
Hell, I'll throw in a twenty to be there at the "unveiling".
8/20/2008 6:42:38 PM
Nope, I'm what you call a REal man, not one of these metrosexual types who love to be anally penetrated by a strapon. ROFL!!!!!!!!
8/20/2008 6:49:04 PM
Xeno, let's not get into what *I* call a "real man," 'cause it ain't you. You're only an insecure little boy.
8/20/2008 6:50:28 PM
I'm totally secure with my sexuality, I'm not confused like these men who can't decide whether they should be giving penis or recieving it. LMAO!!!
8/20/2008 6:53:15 PM
Funnily enough, you never hear teh gawdly pastors complaining about heterosexual sodomy...
8/20/2008 6:58:01 PM
"Research by The Family Research Institute (FRI) of Colorado has discovered that the average lifespan of the male homosexual is only 39 years. Where 80% of married men lived past 65, only 2% of the homosexuals lived that long, as shown in the accompanying chart.
FRI found that sodomites “…were 116 times more apt to be murdered; 24 times more apt to commit suicide; and had a traffic-accident death-rate 18 times the rate of comparably-aged white males. Heart attacks, cancer and liver failure were exceptionally common. Twenty percent of lesbians died of murder, suicide, or accident—a rate 487 times higher than that of white females aged 25-44.” "
Well apparently SOMETIMES the fundie silence is accompanied by murder-- or drives one to suicide... :(
8/20/2008 6:59:32 PM
Most people who are not influenced by external sources don't see logic in hating something which harms nobody. I hope it clarifies things.
8/20/2008 7:05:21 PM
You can remain even more silent by putting a bullet between youe eyes.
8/20/2008 7:18:41 PM
If Jack Chick contributes a spark his brain will go completely dormant.
8/20/2008 7:19:39 PM
We are losing the battle against the sodomite agenda because of our silence.
Silence my ass.
8/20/2008 7:42:36 PM
Incitement to hatred is a crime in most countries that pretend to civilisation. People who indulge in Jack Chick's rhetoric are generally considered ignorant and prejudiced gits.
If you want the same prejudice extended to yourself, Jck, my boy, your are certainly heading down the right road.
8/20/2008 7:42:47 PM
When did it become important what Non-christians feel? Aren't they second class people anyway? Just as bad as the gay folks?
Are these people not aware that nobody wants them to be gay? Nobody wants to take away their hetero sexual relationships? All we want is for them to shut up and leave people alone! I wish you actually were silent!
8/20/2008 7:47:33 PM
"We are losing the battle against the sodomite agenda because of our silence."
You're the noisiest douchebags in this country.
8/20/2008 7:58:33 PM
Another proof that Fundies believe in "Make war, not love."
8/20/2008 7:59:47 PM
they will join the revolt against this steamroller
And do exactly what, Jack?
8/20/2008 8:03:06 PM
"Sodomite" is a meaningless, made-up, babblespeak word intended to degrade the object. It fits nicely with cr*cker, n*gger, k*ke, d*go, and f*ndy.
8/20/2008 8:12:54 PM
Good kind Christan.
8/20/2008 8:25:02 PM
Sodomy involves oral sex, too, Chick.
You're telling me you've never let your wife sodomize you then by eating her out? You must have had a HORRIBLE love life.
8/20/2008 9:01:22 PM
1 2 3