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What's a true Christian?
8/20/2008 10:36:39 PM
They really don't have to, they have so many other things to whine about. (The Christmas whining season has already started, for example.)
8/20/2008 10:42:17 PM
It's a sort of lettuce I believe. Grows in dank, damp spaces surrounded by large numbers of its own kind and feeds on bovine excrements.
8/20/2008 10:42:20 PM
8/20/2008 10:44:49 PM
Then you're not true Christians. But we already knew that.
8/20/2008 10:51:24 PM
Allegory for Jesus
That's some grim news for your fellow Raptards.
8/20/2008 11:06:10 PM
Oh yes they do.
8/20/2008 11:07:40 PM
Hypocritical, but not particularly interesting. Next?
8/20/2008 11:08:05 PM
Not really fundie except for the True Christian part, but that came without the TM. Still, this really seems like a sarastic remark by a non-fundie.
8/20/2008 11:11:57 PM
THIS BOARD IS UNDER CHRISTIAN OCCUPATION. I AND MY BROTHERS HAVE GIVEN THIS POST A 1 AND WILL CONTINUE TO GIVE ALL NEW POSTS A RATING OF '1' IN ORDER TO DRIVE THE RATINGS DOWN. WE WILL DO THIS MULTIPLE TIMES EACH DAY, FROM MULTIPLE COMPUTERS AND WORKSTATIONS, IN ORDER TO COUNTERBALANCE THE ATHEIST BIAS OF THIS WEBSITE.
HAVE A NICE DAY,
YOUR CHRISTIAN OCCUPIER
8/20/2008 11:19:40 PM
No, they whine about other peoples' love lives, religious affiliations, clothing, etc.
8/20/2008 11:25:39 PM
Oh Noes!!!11!!2 We gonna be oh-pressed.
8/20/2008 11:26:15 PM
douchebags for jebus above!
8/20/2008 11:26:47 PM
@ MessianicServant - that would be "my Brothers and I". The first-person always comes last. Good day to you.
Yours sincerely, the Grammar Nazi Police
8/20/2008 11:38:48 PM
I fully agree with this guy.
Jesus didn't complain about the religious leaders or his Roman executors.
8/21/2008 12:01:03 AM
"THIS BOARD IS UNDER CHRISTIAN OCCUPATION. I AND MY BROTHERS HAVE GIVEN THIS POST A 1 AND WILL CONTINUE TO GIVE ALL NEW POSTS A RATING OF '1' IN ORDER TO DRIVE THE RATINGS DOWN. WE WILL DO THIS MULTIPLE TIMES EACH DAY, FROM MULTIPLE COMPUTERS AND WORKSTATIONS, IN ORDER TO COUNTERBALANCE THE ATHEIST BIAS OF THIS WEBSITE.
HAVE A NICE DAY,
YOUR CHRISTIAN OCCUPIER "
I love how he picked the worst possible post to put this on.
8/21/2008 12:02:05 AM
Among the many things True Christians (tm) don't do, such as, critical thinking, tolerence, compassion, etc..
8/21/2008 12:02:41 AM
An' hoo trew air ye, laddie?
8/21/2008 12:06:25 AM
True Christians don't whine about others criticizing them
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! ~Falls off chair, continues to laugh ass off~
~cough~ Lying ~snicker~ for ~HAHAHAHA~ Jesus
8/21/2008 12:28:10 AM
neither do true Scotsmen.
im sure thats been said a million times by now.
8/21/2008 12:35:28 AM
So instead of say, using all those computers to enforce a DDoS attack or something of the sort, you're going to just rate the quotes?
Wooooow. Aren't you the strategic little fucker.
8/21/2008 12:51:29 AM
Well, I whole-heartedly support this post. Now let's tell all the True Christians (TM) so they'll finally, finally shut up.
8/21/2008 1:00:29 AM
While then what is a True Christian because that's all you people do.
8/21/2008 1:13:20 AM
I AND MY BROTHERS
Are you Larry, Darryl or Darryl?
8/21/2008 1:25:26 AM
@ MessianicServant #679608: Guess I can't tell you what to do with your time- it's yours to waste if you want to. But let me ask you this: what, exactly, do you hope to accomplish? I don't know about others, but I don't much care about the rating. I almost never rate, and when I skim over the "Latest Comments" page, I don't bother looking at it. The only place where it could potentially have an effect is on the "Top 100 Quotes" page, but even that would do nothing but to make a reader wonder about the intelligence of many raters here, to see that such a blatantly stupid and fundie quote got such a low rating, assuming that your and your brothers' votes are even a large enough part of the voting population to affect it by more than a hundredth or so. You see, the "Top 100" page- it doesn't work by taking really high rated quotes, not exactly. It works by showing the highest rated quotes, meaning that even if you, somehow, get all the quotes down to a rating of- we'll say, 3- the fundiest quotes will still end up with a higher rating, even if that rating is "3.1). In addition, even if you and your brothers do go ahead and vote a bunch of quotes down, it won't do much more than possibly shuffle the positions of a few quotes around on the "Top 100" page and, perhaps, inspire a few more people than would not usually rate the quote to rate it, thinking "why is this rated so low?" effectively counteracting your efforts. In addition, your frequent comments here actually end up cycling through quotes on the "Recent Comments" page, which I read, as you only bump up some posts, which, combined with your tendency to get quoted on here, does nothing more than give us a bunch of new material to laugh at. Do you really consider this a valuable use of your time?
(And yes, I know that he's probably either Poe-ing or trolling- he totally overplayed his hand with the "Lenin/Lennon" thing, and the particular post on which he made this comment is highly suspect- but the point still stands.)
As for the original post- amusing, given many of the other quotes on here, but not particularly fundie. Hell, I'd love it if more people listened to him- granted, we'd lose a lot of material, but it'd be worth it to stop listening to the majority bitch and moan about being oppressed.
8/21/2008 1:43:36 AM
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