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[Replying to 'if none-Christian faith healers can achieve similar results as Christian ones, it would seem to point to something other than the Holy Spirit doing the actual work. A trancendent universal force independent of specific religion, or ancestral spirits, perhaps?']

You are right, there is some other spirit doing the work, and its name is satan.

God is black and white ladies and Gentleman, and if you are not saved by Christ, then you are against Him and doing satans work whether you want to or not. God is black and white ladies and Gentleman, and if you are not saved by Christ, then you are against Him and doing satans work whether you want to or not.

4 of satans best lies

1. Making you think you are not saved
2. Making you think you are saved
3. making you think that doing Good will get you eternal life
4. Letting you gain wordly intelligence which proclaims to be above Gods word causing you to believe that there is no such place.

ArchxAngel, POD Warrior Forum 16 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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mad dog

\"1. Making you think you are not saved
2. Making you think you are saved \"

Well, Which is it? 1 or 2? In regards to #3 you seem to say a christian should do BAD works. (This explains the inquisition, heretic burnings, the crusades and slavery in the south).

Gain worldly intelligence? Dumbass! You would not have typed what you have typed without worldly knowledge of knowing how to use a computer, looking at a computer screen, and especially using a keyboard.

3/10/2006 2:38:17 AM

Julian

God is black and white - but when SOuth Park showed him as a cow he wasn't. Does that mean he's a Jersey cow, or a Fresian? And the Devil's a Heresford!

3/10/2006 4:19:27 AM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

So...God's word is a place, now?

1/25/2008 11:39:40 PM

Irreal

You and your kind keep telling me I'm not saved.
If I said I accepted Jebus, you'd tell me I was.
I'm constantly told being good and moral is essential to get into heaven, so long as it's YOUR 'good and moral'

Ok, maybe Satan did give me the brains to work stuff out by myself, plainly your God isn't too good at apportioning those.

Christian Fundies all unwittingly serving Satan? Seems a reasonable assumption, with lashings or irony.

3/26/2008 4:27:37 AM

Philbert McAdamia

1. Making you think you are not saved
2. Making you think you are saved
______________________________________

Damn! We're like Bob Dole - we can't win. Oh Nose!!!1!!!

3/26/2008 5:07:22 AM

GigaGuess

4 of satans best lies
...
2. Making you think you are saved


And that would make you...?

3/26/2008 12:41:53 PM

Feminazi

Satan must be lying to you.

3/29/2008 4:13:15 AM

johnyanony

does that mean there are a bunch more satanists than color blind fundies?

3/29/2008 4:35:51 AM

Quantum Mechanic

They get the same results because they don't get any results.

3/29/2008 4:36:53 AM

Darn

@Julian

Hmm, God a Frisian cow ... now that would be bad ... really bad.
Have you are seen what a load of crap those beasts produce in a day.

3/29/2008 1:30:22 PM

Ian W

So how do you guys know YOU'RE saved? You can never be 100% sure.

5/14/2009 2:54:48 PM

Caretaker

God is black and white ladies and Gentleman, and if you are not saved by Christ, then you are against Him and doing satans work whether you want to or not.
God is black and white ladies and Gentleman, and if you are not saved by Christ, then you are against Him and doing satans work whether you want to or not.


"Dead? No, madam. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always."

5/14/2009 2:59:58 PM

LordMu

Fundie Thinking: Item #7
Blame Satan.

9/19/2011 9:02:24 PM

Swede

Well, you surely have no "wordly" intelligence.

Why do you capitalize Gentleman and not ladies?
And why only one Gentleman?

9/19/2011 10:26:42 PM

Anon-e-moose

"4 of satans best lies"

One of your pastor's best lies, ArchxAngel:

1- Making you not think, thus making it easy for him to make you accept that a nonexistent sky fairy does exist.

To paraphrase a quote by PT Barnum (emphasis added):

'There's a sucker born (again) every minute'

Enjoy paying your 'tithes', ArseAngel. Your pastor certainly will. Another sheep(le) for the fleecing. 'Baaaaaaaaaaa! >:3

9/20/2011 8:58:32 AM

JW

"1. Making you think you are not saved
2. Making you think you are saved"

The only solution is not to think.

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