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#109893
HairlessMonkeyDK
I think I'll have this made into a damn badge.
From now on, when someone proclaims:
\"Faith not works!\", I'll simply show them the badge and ask if they -really- believe that. And if they say yes, I'll smack 'em with the biggest clue-bat at hand.
11/24/2006 9:56:50 AM
#214411
What a stupid fucktard. If your god lets hitler into heaven and denies ghandi, then your god is fucked up.
Glad he don't exist
4/22/2007 12:25:59 AM
#214432
anti-nonsense
If your God sent Ghandi to Hell, then your God is a complete sadistic bastard.
Fortunately it's a moot point as your God does not exist.
4/22/2007 1:31:43 AM
#214446
anti-nonsense
yes He does, and what the fuck are you? some little fag? pffft, get run over.
Yeah, posting stuff without even using a screename is seriously lame.
If you want me to believe in your god, you have to provide evidence. Sorry.
4/22/2007 1:59:37 AM
#214450
D
yes He does, and what the fuck are you? some little fag? pffft, get run over.
What ever happened to \"peace on earth\" and \"love thy neighbour\"
4/22/2007 8:25:21 AM
#214478
fuzon
If my options are heaven with Hitler, and hell with Gandhi, I think I'll choose hell and hang with Gandhi.
4/22/2007 1:15:06 PM
#214493
Darwin
Of course Hitler went to heaven. After all, he killed loads of those filthy christ-denying kikies, didn't he? Oh, wait a sec... He was buddies with that anti-christ pope too.
I'm soooooo confused.
4/22/2007 1:58:24 PM
#214629
Tarito
What's the whole point of heaven if HITLER gets to go there?
4/22/2007 5:50:49 PM
#214640
Laurel
I suspect the whole point of Heaven is that some folks enjoy being self-righteous asses.
4/22/2007 6:03:06 PM
#214652
richard skidmark
\"what the fuck are you?\"
Wow
I can just feel the love.
4/22/2007 6:13:46 PM
#215772
incredibly moronic.
4/24/2007 12:53:46 PM
#215796
Eric the Blue
At least this person admits Hitler was a Christian...
4/24/2007 1:21:22 PM
#1127343
Ericm6
Think for a second. How could you possibly justify sending gandhi to eternal suffering and hitler to eternal paradise?
3/1/2010 1:44:40 PM
#1127388
GigaGuess
James 2:20 says to go fuck yourself.
3/1/2010 4:18:47 PM
#1127404
David B.
It's interesting that the Christians who are surest that what matters is faith not works are also those who do the least works.
It's not piety, it's not theology, it's sloth. The fundtards don't want to have to spend their time or money doing crap stuff like helping others so they proclaim that all you need to do is shout how Jesus loves you loud enough and you'll be whisked through the pearly gates to your very own solid gold copy of Graceland.
Their creed is "Jesus saves! So I as heck ain't spending nuthin'!"
3/1/2010 4:57:16 PM
#1127412
louislois
With beliefs like Ander's, I'm absolutely thrilled I'm no longer a Christian.
3/1/2010 5:16:53 PM
#1127437
Obvious poe is obvious.
3/1/2010 5:53:39 PM
#1127477
Elia
Then it's not heaven if Hitler gets to go.
3/1/2010 9:23:50 PM
#1128059
God
Neither Gandhi nor Hitler nor Jesus went anywhere but into matter-recycling.
There is no afterlife.
How would I know that? Well, the question is rather how long it will take until I have risen to power enough for you to believe that I am actually God :)
3/3/2010 6:50:19 AM
#1183329
Allegory for Jesus
Finally, someone being forward about what is clearly stated according to Christian dogma in a way that makes it obvious to those far and wide how morally reprehensible the whole setup is.
7/20/2010 6:10:56 PM
#1333998
LordMu
What more proof do you need that Christianity is evil?
9/19/2011 9:04:33 PM
#1393890
Saringuy
funny, gods fail just as hard as the people who believe in them. coincidence? I thought not.
4/18/2012 12:46:22 PM
#1393893
Dr.Shrinker
So why did Jesus talk so much about doing things like tending to the sick, feeding the hungry and visiting those in prison?
I guess Jesus didn't have a clue about salvation. Silly Jesus, he should have read Paul's letters and found out the truth.
4/18/2012 1:08:00 PM
#1393993
Justanotheratheist
The fact that you consider it's even possible that Hitler went to heaven says more than enough. The Fuhrer would be right amongst the all time leading candidates for an eternity in Hell if the biblical notions of good and evil had any merit whatsoever, yet you are convinced that Ghandi went there but much less sure about Hitler.
I always knew you lot had your priorities completely screwed, thanks for the further proof.
4/19/2012 12:12:14 AM
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