Yes, Ghandi went to Hell. We are not saved by our works
I have no idea if Hitler went to Heaven or not
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I think I'll have this made into a damn badge.
From now on, when someone proclaims:
"Faith not works!", I'll simply show them the badge and ask if they -really- believe that. And if they say yes, I'll smack 'em with the biggest clue-bat at hand.
yes He does, and what the fuck are you? some little fag? pffft, get run over.
Yeah, posting stuff without even using a screename is seriously lame.
If you want me to believe in your god, you have to provide evidence. Sorry.
Of course Hitler went to heaven. After all, he killed loads of those filthy christ-denying kikies, didn't he? Oh, wait a sec... He was buddies with that anti-christ pope too.
I'm soooooo confused.
It's interesting that the Christians who are surest that what matters is faith not works are also those who do the least works.
It's not piety, it's not theology, it's sloth. The fundtards don't want to have to spend their time or money doing crap stuff like helping others so they proclaim that all you need to do is shout how Jesus loves you loud enough and you'll be whisked through the pearly gates to your very own solid gold copy of Graceland.
Their creed is "Jesus saves! So I as heck ain't spending nuthin'!"
Neither Gandhi nor Hitler nor Jesus went anywhere but into matter-recycling.
There is no afterlife.
How would I know that? Well, the question is rather how long it will take until I have risen to power enough for you to believe that I am actually God :)
So why did Jesus talk so much about doing things like tending to the sick, feeding the hungry and visiting those in prison?
I guess Jesus didn't have a clue about salvation. Silly Jesus, he should have read Paul's letters and found out the truth.
The fact that you consider it's even possible that Hitler went to heaven says more than enough. The Fuhrer would be right amongst the all time leading candidates for an eternity in Hell if the biblical notions of good and evil had any merit whatsoever, yet you are convinced that Ghandi went there but much less sure about Hitler.
I always knew you lot had your priorities completely screwed, thanks for the further proof.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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