Not Perfect, But Forgiven #fundie rr-bb.com

Yeah, this rock is trashed. I can't wait for the sound of the trumpet. You can't go anywhere on the planet without running into some new age garbage or apostate warping of true Chistianity. This place is MESSED UP.

Time is a funny thing too though...even though each day brings us close to the Rapture, I can't help but wonder how bad the world is really going to get after we are gone. It's going to be an absolute dump truck. We won't have to see it again until we come back with Jesus and he slam dunks the anti-christ. I like to imagine what it will be like to see the clouds part on the back of my white horse as Jesus holds his head up high and appears to the world for the first time in over 2 millinia. I can't wait to see the look on their faces.

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