"you will fine stories in there that are better the TV"
That's not saying much.
8/24/2008 8:11:39 PM
Well, that's definitely NOT the best way to talk to someone. And the TV has better stuff on it than a book that has violence.
But, the Buddhist has a point!
8/24/2008 8:13:09 PM
The selling points of your religion are lakes of fire and "better than tv."
The Buddhist is better off.
8/24/2008 8:22:40 PM
If you really want to be like Christ, become a Buddhist. The Buddha proved that one can attain enlightenment without having been born that way.
8/24/2008 8:26:47 PM
"you will go the a lake of fire....love Jesus freak"
8/24/2008 8:35:50 PM
Bored One-time Poster
Well, that was vile. What else is on?
ps. Even Hollywood could come up with a better plot line than the bible, and even all the saw movies put together couldn't match it for senseless violence.
8/24/2008 8:41:56 PM
It's fear, then, not faith.
8/24/2008 8:48:32 PM
J. Random Lurker
The Buddhist has the valid point, man.
And besides, just so I've got you straight: you're saying that everyone must believe that some cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
...and if not, he's going to throw you into a barbecue bit while arrogant pricks like you get to circle-jerk endlessly over watching the "sinners" turn extra crispy?
Sheesh. This is the worst doggerel I've seen in quite a while...
8/24/2008 8:48:54 PM
Stick with Buudism. A much better choice.
8/24/2008 8:49:40 PM
Wow, this is exactly what I get too as a Buddhist in bible belt America.
I'm frankly just surprised I haven't been beaten up yet.
8/24/2008 9:01:07 PM
you will go the a lake of fire....see when you stand in front of our LORD GOD He will judge you and show you all the times when people told you the truth and you did not listen to the truth. the truth is Jesus died for your sins and you must be born again in order to enter into eternal life in heaven forever..its a gift never earned and all you have to do is believe that He died for your sins and made a way for you a sinner to enter in through His blood that he shed for you on the cross."
"Ask Jesus to forgive you and ask Hm into your heart tonight and once you do this your name will be enter into the book of life and you now have become born again all things new old things passed away and then read the holy bible and you will fine stories in there that are better the TV............"
Yes. Run off and talk to yourself and ask "forgiveness" for something that is both out of your control and supposedly already "paid" for by a sacrifice 2000 years ago. After that, read some poorly written, barbaric and generally incoherent ramblings from religious fanatics of the Bronze Age.
Sounds like one hell of a time to me.
"love Jesus freak"
Quite an apt moniker you've chosen.
8/24/2008 9:30:11 PM
Only when it comes to religion is it not only acceptable but encouraged to believe what people tell you without evidence or questioning. Outside of religion, claims generally require facts and support to back them up, so that they can be determined to be truthful by any given observer, reader, or listener.
If people are unwilling to listen to your "truth," it's not because they hate you or your religion, but because you are incapable of providing anything at all to back up what you say.
8/24/2008 9:37:27 PM
What a shame, that everything Christianity has today to offer seems to be hate, fear and better entertainment than on TV.
8/24/2008 9:42:16 PM
The "freak" part's right.
Maybe if you watch nothing but violence, the Bible's "better" than that, but I prefer the Office, Spongebob Squarepants and Animal Planet. The Bible won't make me smile or laugh, and people like this only do it unintentionally.
8/24/2008 10:11:15 PM
Yep, Buddhist, you're going to hell unless you listen to the religious freak and become as hateful and nasty as he is.
Remember, fundie religion is just like TeeVee, only better!
8/24/2008 10:42:01 PM
"Im a buddhist and I cant stand it when Im told Im wrong about my religion"
...the Buddhists don't even know it's not a religion and the Buddha isn't a god? o_O
"you must be born again in order to enter into eternal life in heaven forever"
Jesus was not "born again," so he must be swimming in the Lake o' Fire right now!
8/24/2008 11:46:57 PM
Love Jesus or suffer eternal agony. What's unreasonable about that, eh?
8/25/2008 12:28:05 AM
But...but...but I don't have a TV. How will I know if the bible is any good?
8/25/2008 4:24:55 AM
you will go the a lake of fire....see when you stand in front of our LORD GOD
God in hell?
8/25/2008 10:17:27 AM
Troll, or a complete fool.
8/25/2008 10:24:52 AM
And why would Jesus die?, to save only 10% of human population at best?
8/25/2008 12:15:45 PM
Fuck your truth. The real truth is you need to learn how to fucking write.
8/25/2008 4:56:41 PM
Oh...I was a bit on the fence about Jesus before but now that you put it that way....F**k you!
8/25/2008 5:06:01 PM
...he says to the guys who's likely ten times more Christ-like than he could ever dream of being. Judge not, mother fucker.
8/25/2008 5:51:51 PM
Christianity: Spreading hate and violence for over 2 thousand years!
And the Bible is a shit story. Watch Invader Zim, or something.
8/25/2008 6:40:59 PM