For fuck's sake! Do these people even think before they hit "submit"? Like praying could be made illegal. Not that he would, but how in the name of all that is holy would he be able to make it a crime for you to pray silently? *headdesk*
8/24/2008 8:47:29 PM
Think! It's not illegal yet.
8/24/2008 8:53:01 PM
Like Obama is going to have the majority religion in the US declared illegal. No one has a persecution complex like these people. No one.
8/24/2008 8:58:23 PM
First of all, he's a Christian, just one who sees the practicality of take some anti-fundie approaches to politics and government.
Second of all, as a practical man, he would not even imagine banning or discriminating against any religion, least of all the one of which 75% of Americans practice. He'd be dragged onto the streets and beaten to death.
8/24/2008 9:04:56 PM
People at Rapture Ready are not Christians. If they were, they would know what the 9th commandment says and that they were all going to hell for their constant lying for their POLITICAL not religious agenda.
8/24/2008 9:09:42 PM
Okay, you simpleton. First off, Obama is a Christian, so why would he want to outlaw a practice that he presumably engages in?
Second, Presidents don't make laws. He couldn't outlaw it, even if he wanted to.
Third, the Congress, which DOES make laws, couldn't pass any such law, as it would be inherently unconstitutional.
Seriously, you need to seek help for that persecution complex.
8/24/2008 9:21:18 PM
Have you recently (or are in the process) of leaving your religion? I czn understand your anonymity, but that was a great statement. We hope to hear more from you.
8/24/2008 9:21:47 PM
Obama doesn't care about your death cult messsge board. He has better things to do.
8/24/2008 9:23:22 PM
@ #686844, This.
8/24/2008 9:24:05 PM
If only we could create a summer camp for fundies! Something that surrouunds them with razor wire to protect the rest of us Americans that they want to control.
I know this idea has a bad history, but this time we're talking about people that are actually dangerous to sane people.
Remember, 9/11 was a faith-based initiative.
8/24/2008 9:28:19 PM
Oh for fucks sake....
8/24/2008 9:28:49 PM
Where is the pie chart when you need it?
8/24/2008 9:33:47 PM
These people need to leave the humor to people who actually know how to be funny.
8/24/2008 10:17:17 PM
At least s/he didn't call him "B. H. O."
8/24/2008 10:42:59 PM
Their hatred of a black man whom they never met is astounding.
8/24/2008 10:57:06 PM
Ignoring Obama's own views for a second, if prayer was banned *everyone* would be righteously pissed off at the government.
8/24/2008 11:22:14 PM
What a twat.
8/25/2008 12:15:24 AM
Allegory for Jesus
"I am not sure if it will be legal to pray to Father God if B. O. becomes president"
Go chew on a brick. Maybe if you can convince people that mean internet peoples are forcing you to do so, you can almost have a legitimate grounds for whining about persecution. Until then, STFU.
8/25/2008 12:16:35 AM
If this person is serious, she's a grade A lunatic.
8/25/2008 2:18:45 AM
haha praying is illegal now
8/25/2008 3:03:39 AM
Wait, is she saying that she actually wouldn't pray if they outlawed it?
8/25/2008 4:00:03 AM
Darwin's Lil' Girl
I'm sorry..."Legal"? Will you get arrested if you pray for B. Obama? Maybe in some crazed fundie circles, but I doubt the police'll do anything to you.
8/25/2008 4:11:40 AM
#686844, well said.
8/25/2008 10:29:58 AM
Wait, isn't supposed to be ALREADY illegal just because your kids can force others to?. I think that you haven't really lived in many non-Christian countries.
8/25/2008 12:11:04 PM
Yeah, you FUCKTARD, Obama will have ABSOLUTE POWER. The other branches of government, the military, and the citizens are just gonna roll over and let this guy dictate new laws every time he gets the urge. You people are fucking stupid.
8/25/2008 2:31:01 PM