Every morning when that alarm goes off I wonder "why, why couldn't I have woken up in Heaven last night". I want to hear a trumpet not an alarm clock when I'm sleeping. I want out of here in the worst way. I drive by a cemetary everyday, and everyday I look over and think "it would be awesome to see the graves opening up right now". But nothing.
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