seriously dude. i mean...u talk about god but ur gay? Gay people aren't going to go to heaven and i'm not telling u out of hate. in the beginning god created adam for eve. not adam and adam that'd be plain silly. In genesis god killed sexually immoral people in the city's of sodom and glamorriah because they were SEXUALLY IMMORAL. <b>This means "gay". Also, god didn't make u gay u made u gay and u can make urself straight.</b> Repent of ur sexualy imoral sin go to a good church get baptised
[Poster's Note: I could barely stop myself from sanitizing the abhorrent spelling, let alone the glaring inaccuracies bolded above.]
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Eze 16:49 Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy.
Read your own holy book, moron.
"SEXUALLY IMMORAL. <b>This means "gay"."
Fundie redefinition project, ahoy!
" Also, god didn't make u gay u made u gay and u can make urself straight."
Biology tells us otherwise.
"Glamorriah?"
Sounds fabulous !
In genesis god killed sexually immoral people in the city's of sodom and glamorriah because they were SEXUALLY IMMORAL. <b>This means "gay".
READ YOUR FUCKING BIBLES!
...sodom and glamorriah...
- This explains why some gays can be very 'camp', I suppose.
- It means nothing of the kind.
... u can make urself straight...
- Please explain how one can change a fundamental psychological orientation.
Quite frankly this posting is dripping redneckery all over the floor.
Wow, im surprised he didn't drag out the old "Adam and Steve" gag and pretend it makes a point yet again.
Has it not occurred to this guy that many gay people probably would rather not be gay? Why deliberately restrict yourself to the ~3% of the population who might want a gay relationship with you, as opposed to the %50 who might want a straight one? Gay people DON'T choose to be gay, just like straight people don't choose to be straight, it's just the way we are.
"not adam and adam that'd be plain silly."
You'd call god's decision silly? Someone's burning in hell, eh?
Am I the only one who finds it amusing when they can't spell the names of people and places from their storybook?
It almost makes you think they don't actually read the bible, but just listen to what their preacher tells them is in the bible and try to phonetically spell out the names of things when they post.
BTW, I HAVE (unfortunately) read the bible and it's Gomorrah. NOT glamorriah (also, Sodom and Gomorrah should be capitlised as they are proper nouns).
seriously dude. i mean...u talk about god but ur gay?
Gay people aren't going to go to heaven and i'm not telling u out of hate.
in the beginning god created adam for eve. not adam and adam that'd be plain silly.
In genesis god killed sexually immoral people in the city's of sodom and glamorriah because they were SEXUALLY IMMORAL. This means "gay".
Also, god didn't make u gay u made u gay and u can make urself straight.
Repent of ur sexualy imoral sin go to a good church get baptised
No, God sent angels to smite Sodom and Gomorrah because they were inhospitable to strangers and generally dickweeds. There's no mention of gayness, unless you decide that "to know" is the sexual version, and that the angels were known to be presenting themselves as males at the time, which is never properly described.
Sorry, dearie.
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