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Atheism is spiritual masturbation. The function of sex is to experience it with a partner in order to bring life into the world. On a spiritual (i.e., psychic) level, the same principle holds true; that is, God is the partner. So I ask, do atheists have anything but themselves in their introspection? Eveything from our standpoint begins in the imagination, which does not necessarily imply unreality. Therefore, I would agree that God is imaginary.

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Addendum: God is imaginary in the sense that concepts do become real in the "physical" universe. From the imagination, articulated concepts affect this world, e.g. simply designing a car, writing a good story, or designing the atomic bomb. I'll shut up. Bye.

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