Why do we have AIDS? B/c Africans refuse to abide by God's laws.
POD Warrior Forum
[9/1/2002 12:00:00 ]
Fundie Index: 6
Yeah, THAT'S the reason!!!
'Cept o'course, that Africa is, in a large part, christian.
Because there was a white person idiot enough to eat their monkeys too or because they disobeyed too God's laws sometimes. Man, do you need a diagram of how AIDS is transmitted?
They're not... you know... American Protestant Born-again KJV-devoted fundies.
Yeah, it's a little-known passage in the Ethiopian Orthodox Book of Jubilees -- the 16th commandment: "Thou shall not eat raw chimp, for it will make you break out in nasty purple spots and an incurable hacking cough, and everyone you have the buttsecks with will get nasty purple spots too."
Book of Jubilees: real. Commandment: No. Just to clarify that for any Ethiopians reading this right now.
Oh, shut up, you heartless racist.
9/19/2007 3:40:38 PM
Yeah, cause what's biology comapred to the Babble?
By the way, The Brother's Grimm Fairy Tales say I can have a Fairy Godmother! Isn't that cool? I'm going to find one right now!
9/19/2011 9:10:51 PM
Wait, I thought it was cause teh evil gheys.
9/19/2011 9:20:35 PM
It wasn't from eating a chimp, y'all. That's not how HIV works. It was probably from a chimp butcher with an open wound.
10/25/2011 12:50:45 PM
It wasn't from eating a chimp, y'all. That's not how HIV works. It was probably from a chimp butcher with an open wound. <<
Somebody eating chimp meat raw might have done it. But Wikipedia tells me that HIV-1 jumped the species barrier at least three times, so there probably wasn't any single vector.
10/25/2011 1:50:50 PM
More to the point, why do stupid people exist?