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#109895
HairlessMonkeyDK
Yeah, THAT'S the reason!!!
'Cept o'course, that Africa is, in a large part, christian.
11/24/2006 10:03:49 AM
#288767
Because there was a white person idiot enough to eat their monkeys too or because they disobeyed too God's laws sometimes. Man, do you need a diagram of how AIDS is transmitted?
9/17/2007 9:02:34 AM
#288768
Freboy
@HairlessMonkeyDK
They're not... you know... American Protestant Born-again KJV-devoted fundies.
Clearer now?
9/17/2007 9:07:42 AM
#289972
Brian X
Yeah, it's a little-known passage in the Ethiopian Orthodox Book of Jubilees -- the 16th commandment: "Thou shall not eat raw chimp, for it will make you break out in nasty purple spots and an incurable hacking cough, and everyone you have the buttsecks with will get nasty purple spots too."
Book of Jubilees: real. Commandment: No. Just to clarify that for any Ethiopians reading this right now.
9/19/2007 12:47:58 AM
#290397
Oh, shut up, you heartless racist.
9/19/2007 3:40:38 PM
#1334004
LordMu
Yeah, cause what's biology comapred to the Babble?
By the way, The Brother's Grimm Fairy Tales say I can have a Fairy Godmother! Isn't that cool? I'm going to find one right now!
9/19/2011 9:10:51 PM
#1334006
snowjohnson
Wait, I thought it was cause teh evil gheys.
9/19/2011 9:20:35 PM
#1343812
JT
It wasn't from eating a chimp, y'all. That's not how HIV works. It was probably from a chimp butcher with an open wound.
10/25/2011 12:50:45 PM
#1343835
Anon
>>JT
It wasn't from eating a chimp, y'all. That's not how HIV works. It was probably from a chimp butcher with an open wound. <<
Somebody eating chimp meat raw might have done it. But Wikipedia tells me that HIV-1 jumped the species barrier at least three times, so there probably wasn't any single vector.
10/25/2011 1:50:50 PM
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