[Question: If God has destined that Obama his going to be the next president.?
Answer:
God gave us Bill Clinton twice- why?
God will not be mocked. If people want to blaspheme God and worship Allah- He will see to it that we get our way.
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Bush, of course, was given to us out of the kindess of God's heart. A true blessing to us for our good behavior...
And, btw, you're God will be mocked. Repeatedly and without consequence. Just like any other god, spirit, or bizarre imaginary human construct that has ever had the good fortune of being used to inspire fear into the general populace.
I love it: Bush can lie to his fellow countrymen, drive the economy into the ground, cause the deaths of American and foreign citizens...but because he is nominally against abortion all of a sudden he is God's anointed and is exonerated of all wrongdoing. Conversely, anyone who is pro-choice can do no right.
"God will not be mocked. If people want to blaspheme God and worship Allah- He will see to it that we get our way. "
"God will not be mocked."
For an omnipotent entity that despises being mocked he lets it happen an awful lot. If it were me and I hated it as much as your god supposedly does there'd be a lot more people being struck by lightning or turned into smoldering piles of ash by pillars of fire from the sky than there are now.
Then it's time for all Americans of good conscience to blaspheme the Christian god and worship Allah (an epic contradiction if there was ever one), in order to get Obama elected.
Can we Canadians join in? We're sick of Republican presidents interfering in our affairs.
(god) will give us Obama if we keep acting like fools.
Then by all means, keep doing what you're doing.
"If people want"
So our free will influences God's decision-making?
He's not omniscient anymore?
I've mocked god for about 50 years now. I've also mocked allah, but not for quite as long. It's as if neither of them is even paying attention.
Funny thing is, Ishtar crapped on me and I never mocked Her.
Bitch.
Actually, ol' Weird Al does have a point: We *did* ask for Bill Clinton. At the voting booth.
Someone please tell him what he missed while he was sleeping in Civics class.
I am rejoicing in the prospect of an Obama presidency, since nothing on Earth could prevent you from acting like a fool.
As for mockery: Perhaps God, indeed, may not be mocked. You, however, are not God.
So...god will do whatever we want him to do? Great! I want to mock him with impunity.
God is my puppet I make him dance.
There lets see what happens.
When God gave us Bill Clinton twice he did us a whole lot better then than he did with this fundie dildo Presidunce we have now. We had a good economy, world respect, no war with no end in site, 1.39 gas, Russia not reverting back to Communist, and no Saudi Arabian toadie, big oil asslick, war-profiteering, welfare to the rich, Karl Rove lap puppet like Bush. And you fucking fundie dolts are the ones who elected him. In the immortal words of the little old English lady in the "man on the street" interview on BBC, "They re-elected Bush? Surely they couldn't be that stupid twice."
God gave us Bill Clinton twice- why?
yes that is how democracy is suppose to work, not the Fox News/Bush family method.
Why should "acting like fools" result in the election of an articulate, intelligent, well-spoken, thoughtful and compassionate individual to the Presidency? Surely "acting like fools" would be more likely to result in the election of a droolingly encephalitic, functionally illiterate, feckless, ignorant wastrel. Oh, wait, that's the Shrubling who is already occupying the office ...
(I am not an american, but...)
After Bill Clinton left the White House, hadn't he almost got rid of the budget deficit?
America under George W Bush has the largest deficit in history for any country ever.
It doesn't take a fucking genius to figure out who's side the gods are on.
I have no words.
CONFLICTING EMOTIONS.
God's getting wimpy in his old age isn't he? In the old days, if himself took against you, he'd destroy your city with fire from heaven, flood the planet, order bears to rip up kids or tell Joshua and his merry men to slaughter your entire people. Now he just fixes US elections so theres a less right wing millionaire in the White house than last time.
@SeekerLancer
"GOD IS NOT A US CITIZEN HE CANNOT VOTE."
And as we can't vote for deities, therefore they have no right to rule us, nor tell we mere mortals what to do. The concept of a 'God' is anti-democratic, and therefore fasciistic. Therefore religion has no right to have any place in politics.
Ergo, Separation of Church and State. QED.
Well God didn't think his cunning plan through all that well, because Clinton gave you probably one of the most prosperous eras, and oversaw the National Budget being balanced.
How'd Bush do on that front...?
Oh noes, not Obama, the HORROR!
Seriously, if god is trying to punish people by giving America Obama as a president, he sucks at punishment, if he really wanted to punish people, McCain would have won, and then died two days after taking office, leaving us with Falin for US president.
That's assuming god actually exists and isn't a figment of your imagination.
@ Mr Smith
Rev Al, are you aware that there are different languages in this world? "Allah"" is Arabic for "God". Just like "Dieu" is French for "God".
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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