Will California be able to survive their wickedness? Will California repent?
Ezekiel 15:7
"And I will set my face against them;
they shall go out from one fire,
and another fire shall devour them;
and ye shall know that I am the Lord,
when I set my face against them."
Has California ceased to bear fruit so it can only be cast into the fire? Has God destined California for judgment?
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I wonder what she'll say when (eventually, as always happens in some form everywhere) a natural disaster hits her region.
And I'll bet she thinks that as a Christian, she's kinder than any atheist, Pagan, Hindu, etc.
How is a whole fuckin' state going to fit through the gates of Hell? Will Nevada and Arizona be on the coast then?
What fruit are you talking about? I have a pear tree in my backyard that's doing just fine.
"Has California ceased to bear fruit so it can only be cast into the fire? Has God destined California for judgment?"
You're an idiot. I live in Southern California. Very rarely do people die.
I don't understand how the whole state would be "cast into the fire" if there's still tons of fundies living here.
California is a state with borders drawn by politicians. Does your god care about borders? I'm close enough to Oregon to beat the heat but I'd rather hop on over to Reno. While god is occupied judging the grains of sand on the California beaches (bout time they get sanitized), I think I'll have plenty of time to get to some slots.
Ezekiel went to California? Does it really say that in the Bible? Or if he didn't know about it, how could he write about it?
This is a fundie twisting the bible to mean what wasn't even known about in Zeke's day.
Will California be able to survive their wickedness? Will California repent?
Ezekiel 15:7
Ah, Ezekiel. A "prophet" famous for:
a) Utterly failed prophecies (the city of Tyre was NOT destroyed. Egypt had NEVER a period where it was completely uninhabited. Israel is NOT safe and secure, living in peace with its neighbours. The Nile river has NEVER completely dried up.)
b) Sheer lunacy and obscenities. (Ezekiel seems to be especially obsessed with really big penises and breasts.)
In todays terms, the book of Ezekiel would be called "Hate mongering", and Ezekiel would be one of these fundies standing at a street corner, wielding crazy, offending signs.
"Has California ceased to bear fruit"
Holland: Cherries & raspberries (they're one of Europe's biggest producers of such). LGBT people enjoy full legal rights (human & marriage)
UK: Apples, pears, raspberries, strawberries. Homosexuality made legal in 1967. Legislation protecting LGBT rights exists. Also Civil Partnerships were made legal years ago.
California: Oranges, Lemons, Limes, Grapes (fruit & wine-producing). The Castro in San Francisco. Prop. 8's repealment. DADT's overturning.
California's still bearing fruit. As are those in Holland, and we in the UK. Your argument is invalid.
...or just that your so-called 'God' doesn't exist in the first place. Shit happens, I'm afraid. But, unlike your so-called 'God', LGBT people exist. They always will.
Deal with it.
Confused?
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