Have any of you heard about judgment day?
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I never get tired of this shit. Who are these so-called scientists, where are these studies, how did they arrive at their conclusions, and what makes them qualified to comment on your apocalypse?
but I will be graduating that year
No, you will not, you are too damn stupid!
"Have any of you heard about judgment day?"
No. Never.
"If you haven't it is where god chooses who he wants to die and then he judges them and puts them in either Heaven or Hell. Scientists have found that the next judgment day will probably occur in 2012, and I don't know about you guys but I will be graduating that year and I don't won't to die. ARE YOU READY ??"
Scientists have pinpointed Doomsday you say? Yeah, right. You need to get out more, kid. Either that or pay more attention in school.
Im sorry, exactly how have these "scientists" you speak of found the date of the next judgement day? I don't even think the bestest science book EVER, the bible, mentions the actual date.
This is not a real question.
Why is it on Yahoo Answers.
Why can't these stupid asses get over themselves and stop asking cutesy self-serving "questions"?
" Scientists have found that the next judgment day will probably occur in 2012"
Ironically, our clocks are fueled by bullshit, which means that you are pushing us further towards that the woeful date! If you shut up, you might just get to graduate! Try it...for the sake of all mankind!
@anevilmeme (#691485): Attention all planets of the solar federation... oh wait that's 2112.
Yeah. In 2012, Earth gets sucked into the black hole of Cygnus X-1. I plan to outrun it in my Red barchetta, so long as my Distant Early Warning system is working. I'd go into more detail, but I'm in a bit of a Rush.
Scientists have found that the next judgment day will probably occur in 2012,
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and I don't know about you guys but I will be graduating that year and I don't won't to die.
Go to the school board and demand a refund of your money. They've failed to properly educate your dumb ass.
Which scientists. You can always say "9 out of 10 scients say..." All you have to do is find the right 9 scientists.
Actually, scientists have pretty much concluded that you're a delusional crazy.
The people you're thinking about aren't scientists. They're just other crazy people.
Then again, you're just starting high school, so maybe there's still time for you.
@Smith
"If you haven't it is where god chooses who he wants to die and then he judges them and puts them in either Heaven or Hell."
"I don't won't to die"
Where the hell will you be going then? Purgatory?
The 'next' judgment day? Hmm, I must have missed the first.
Scientists have found that the next judgment day will probably occur in 2012
Not only is that '2012 is the end of the world' shit, well, bullshit, but no scientist (unless by 'scientist' you mean 'lunatic') has ever discovered such a thing.
I think you might want to work much more on your schoolwork, because as dumb as you are, you're NOT going to be graduating in '12.
"Way to steal the Mayan apocalypse for yourself. Is there anything original about your dogma?"
They may abuse this stuff from the Hebrew scriptures but making up rubbish to attack them doesn't help either!!!
We hardly need to grab unverified, misinformed rubbish to knock this stuff down!
If you haven't it is where god chooses who he wants to die and then he judges them and puts them in either Heaven or Hell.
Err...by your dogma, doesn't this happen every day...?
Ok, some information here. According to the Mayan legends, the previous version of creation ended on the start of the 14th bak'tun, or a period of 144,000 days, using their Long calendar. Using a Gregorian calendar, the date that correspond to the start of the 14th bak'tun is 12/21/2012.
So, why are Christians using a pagan belief to predict the end of the world? I have no idea, especially when Jesus told us not even He know when the end of the world is!
" Scientists have found that the next judgment day will probably occur in 2012,"
Being mentally ill does not make you a scientist.
Have any of you heard about judgment day?
Conceivably, there might still remain a handful of people on the planet who haven't heard loonies of one kind or another blathering semi-coherently about the end of the universe - I, however, am not among those lucky few.
And again, they forget about that verse that says "No one can know the hour..."
And anyway, the Man in the Sky just called me, and he says you kids aren't going anywhere until you clean up that mess.
The next judgment day
Incorrect data:
2012
Mayan Calendar ends, not really an apocalypse, but some fear it.
Age of Aquarius actually starts, as opposed to the 60's song. But I guess "This is the setting of the age of Capricorn" just didn't cut it lyrics wise.
Seriously, if you strip Christianity of everything they've stolen, there wouldn't be anything left. At least other religions have some original thought behind them. But, then again, your god absolutely despises intelligence, doesn't he.
Just some clarification, on the judgement day, everybody is DEAD, or in a death-like state. Is going to happen to everybody, virtually. It´s not "decided". Scientists have not found anything on the matter. 2012 is the supposed end of the world that the Mayans calculated, not the "next"(was there a previous one?, WTF?). Don´t worry, you´ll probably won´t graduate with your ignorance.
Have any of you heard about judgment day?
Of course I have, Terminator 2 is a classic!
Scientists have found that the next judgment day will probably occur in 2012,
Oh great, I had to miss the last one, too much work.
*checkscalender*
2013? Shit, missed it again.
What scientists found that, and how?
"don't won't" is tautology, double negation.
No Judgement Day was discernable during 2012. I guess this date was as imaginary as all other dates for Armageddon have been...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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