[On yet another evolution debate.]
Oh my god. Another one? Seriously. Stop it. I know what I believe is right, and you all can just shut up about it. Evolutionists just can't accept that evolution does exist. Just not to the point of becoming another species. To the point where my mom does not have brown eyes, but I do. God allowed us flexibility, but not that much.
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This would have been a lot funnier if he'd said something like "to the point where my mom and dad do not have brown eyes, but I do". Now that would have been utterly hilarious. As it stands, it's merely a declaration of ignorance.
Apparently, this guy seems to think that war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength, and black is white...
...with a triple-order of ignorance
Evolutionists just can't accept that evolution does exist. Just not to the point of becoming another species.
Ah. So seconds and minutes exist, but not hours and days. Gotcha.
Now tell me, what's stopping lots of little changes from adding up to a big change?
Evolution says that before any "living" organism, there was a Super-Atom (this is where you guys correct me if I'm wrong) right?
I just had a head/desk moment.
"I know what I believe is right, and you all can just shut up about it."
"Evolutionists just can't accept that evolution does exist."
"To the point where my mum does not have brown eyes, but I do."
"I know what I believe is right, and you all can just shut up about it. "
'I'm right, you're wrong. Nyeah-nyeah-nyeah! *fingers in ears*'
Evolutionists just can't accept that evolution does exist. "
I got stuck on that sentence for several seconds before I realized he'd actually meant to use a comma at the end of it. I was about to comment with a major ROFL. XD
Just not to the point of becoming another species. "
Well, not as far as a cat giving birth to a litter of puppies, no.
Cats, as a species, eventually becoming a new species of cat, though? Absolutely.
Now tell me, what's stopping lots of little changes from adding up to a big change?
God? I picture him standing athwart the flow of genetic drift, trying desperately to hold back the flood with naught but his arrogance.
And failing completely, of course.
To the point where my mom does not have brown eyes, but I do.
If your mom has blue eyes, your dad had better have brown eyes or mom's got some 'splainin' to do!
Evolutionists just can't accept that evolution does exist. Just not to the point of becoming another species.
Creationists can't deny evolution exists, so they draw an arbitrary line and say "OK, evolution can do up to here, but not past it". Then when new evidence comes in, they just move the line.
Pssst. Noone tell him that the basics of inheritance were laid down by Mendel, a monk.
Oh no, now I've said it.
*fundie's brain 'splodes*
Elementary school playground debating tactic: "I'm right. Am too, am too, am too, am too, am too ...
@GreenEyedLilo: Yes. Yes it is. There's another thread that he admits that his mom had to approve of him joining this forum. It's not Fundie hilarious but still hilarious.
Evolutionists just can't accept that evolution does exist.
It gets pointless! The creationists and IDers cannot accept that evolution in some form is the mechanism because it conflicts with their world view, no matter how batshit.
We should just walk away and encourage our politicians and govt officers to repulse the religionists
"Stop it. I know what I believe is right, and you all can just shut up about it"
Lalalalalala...I can't hear you...lalalala.
Where are those limits, and how do you know? I mean, I know I'm going to be too tired to walk all the way to the next county, but I can't tell you exactly where I will drop from exhaustion.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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