It doesnt matter if you believeit or not, noahs ark has been discovered and declared so by the govt of turkey, google "wyatt discovers noahs ark, turkish govt."
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But, Turkey is a Muslim country, isn't it?
As to the rest of the gobbledy gook, all I can say is:
LOLWUT?
"It doesnt matter if you believeit or not, noahs ark has been discovered and declared so by the govt of turkey, google "wyatt discovers noahs ark, turkish govt.""
No, Noah's Ark hasn't been discovered in Turkey or anywhere else. Wyatt was, to put it lightly, insane.
"Many of you are in need of exorcism to get freed of the demonic forces which are working to prepare the world to accept the gay antichrist, daniel 11:37."
Wow. I think you're not too sane yourself.
"Once satans world system deceieves you people with their ufo technology to cover up the rapture you have 7 years till armageddon, become born again or suffer for christ in a fema camp"
Paranoid are ya?
1: Noah's ark has not been discovered. Wyatt was a fraud.
2: Even given a true condition for #1, your entire argument is a huge non-sequitur.
noahs ark has been discovered and declared so by the govt of turkey
So what? The city of Cologne claims to have the remains of the Three Kings. Nobody but their tourist bureau and gullible worshipers really believe them, but the city makes a good buck out of it. I imagine Turkey hopes so, too.
So we can't even have a good old-fashioned antichrist anymore? It's gotta be a fag, now?
Where can a guy find a real, down-home, evil entity these days?
Maybe they should get pictures and let some scientists take a look at it.
"to accept the gay antichrist,"
Buttseckz jokes aside, I'm intrigued by this new random decision that the AC will be gay. I suppose this thought evolved from the "He won't need a woman because he'll be an asexual clone" theory?
gay anti-christ??
you DO know that South Park: The Movie isn't real, right??
although, tbh, Satan was kinda cute in that
I got news for you. Mount Ararat is a dune in Provincetown, MA. You know, that town at the tip of Cape Cod so popular with teh gheys? That's where Noah went! You don't think that Noah was... Hello, sailor!
So, they actually found the preserved remains of a boat, thousands of years old, and capable of housing two of every animal on Earth (more if they're good to eat) that's existed since? Do you have any idea how big that would have to be? Would you like to reconsider what you just said?
Noah's Ark, demonic forces, the gay Antichrist, Satan's World System, UFO technology, the Rapture, Armageddon, FEMA camps.
It's like playing Fundamentalist Mad Libs.
With your spelling, I wonder if you typed the right sources(by the way, I was in Turkey, and they haven't heard of any ark, Noah's or otherwise)
Oh my GOD! I'm like soooooooo evil and stuff. Let's go shopping for pants that, like, show off my demonic buns of steel!
Heil the antichrist and his fabulous fashion sence!
Sure, and I discovered Mary Magdalene's bra in a Roman street market. If you ask politely, and for a small fee of course, I'll tell you what size it is.
It's been ten years since it was posted, and no Armageddon.
A little behind schedule, aren't we?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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