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Quote# 45993

Does the peaceful quality of Bonobo communities prove Islamic lifestyles are the worst on earth?

Critical Thinker, Yahoo Answers 59 Comments [8/27/2008 6:18:58 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: solomongrundy
WTF?! || meh
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#655807
Jae

I thought for sure this would be a Poe. I was sadly mistaken.

8/27/2008 6:22:19 PM

#655808
IanC

....

WTF? Really, WTFF?

8/27/2008 6:22:23 PM

#655810
L

I'm not sure how to rate this, because I'm not even sure how this person came to this conclusion at all! Most Fundie statements do at least make a sort of sense if you follow their twisted logic, but the two ideas in this question aren't even at all related!

8/27/2008 6:22:27 PM

#655822
Sinisterwing

At first I thought Bonobo was some kind of Islamic thing, so it didn't make sense, but was at least a small bit coherent.

Then I remembered that Bonobos are monkeys, so now I'm WTF-ing to the max.

8/27/2008 6:28:22 PM

#655825
User

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over.

8/27/2008 6:29:33 PM

#655838
Sasha

Critical Thinker could have taken gold at the Olympics in the "Most Ironic Username On the Internet" event.

8/27/2008 6:37:30 PM

#655840
aaa

Groan...

8/27/2008 6:40:27 PM

#655841
Alpha-Rat

"Does the peaceful quality of Bonobo communities prove Islamic lifestyles are the worst on earth? "

Yes, in the same way that diced carrots prove the existence of aliens.

8/27/2008 6:41:39 PM

#655843
Grigadil

Something has to be missing here. Have the Bonobos adopted Sharia or something?

8/27/2008 6:43:35 PM

#655857


WTF?

8/27/2008 6:47:48 PM

#655866
Old Viking

Nicht verstehen.

8/27/2008 6:52:09 PM

#655889
Pious

Fail.

8/27/2008 7:08:47 PM

#655890


Not fundie. Bugfuck bizarre, but not fundie.

8/27/2008 7:09:05 PM

#655893
dpareja

Does the horribly bad quality of Bulwer-Lytton's fiction prove that Yahoo Answers is the worst place for answers on the internet?

8/27/2008 7:10:15 PM

#655894
GigaGuess

Yes, and the mole on my ass proves that it will rain tomorrow. Seriously, WHAT?

8/27/2008 7:10:20 PM

#655897
breakerslion

"Critical Thinker" in the sense of, "The reactor has gone critical! Run! Too late, never mind."

8/27/2008 7:11:30 PM

#655917
Horsefeathers

"Does the peaceful quality of Bonobo communities prove Islamic lifestyles are the worst on earth?"

Uh, yes. Err... no! Um... hm...

8/27/2008 7:30:07 PM

#655933
David D.G.

o_O

I think that's got to be the biggest NON that I have ever seen in any sequitur, ever.


~David D.G.

8/27/2008 7:39:54 PM

#655935
Alcari




*DOES NOT COMPUTE*

8/27/2008 7:41:12 PM

#655937
Rubyfruit

Homsar can make better word salads than this guy.

8/27/2008 7:43:13 PM

#655950
Mister Spak

What? Has your stupid thinking reached critical mass?



8/27/2008 7:57:20 PM

#655951
Duck

Not to play devils advocate or anything, but did this guy confuse the Bonobo (species of primate, forest dwelling) with the Bedouin (a diffrent species of primate, desert dwelling)?

NM, still WTFing taking that confusion into account...

8/27/2008 7:58:42 PM

#655955
Orangutan

++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.

8/27/2008 8:01:55 PM

#655980
Quantum Mechanic

What?

8/27/2008 8:14:12 PM

#655990
Senator

All I can think of is "Liebe mein affe-mienke!" from Sprockets...


8/27/2008 8:21:12 PM
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