I went to call our town police yesterday to ask if and where there is a bomb shelter here in town, but, then I thought that they may think I'm a nut, so I did'nt call. I know you all are smart, so are there still these? Because I always ask Jesus that in the event of an attack that I don't want to be alone.
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"I went to call our town police yesterday to ask if and where there is a bomb shelter here in town, but, then I thought that they may think I'm a nut, so I did'nt call. I know you all are smart, so are there still these?"
Probably not. I would assume most have been converted. Who is it you think is going to bomb you with anything you'd need a bomb shelter for?
"Because I always ask Jesus that in the event of an attack that I don't want to be alone."
Isn't Jebus supposed to be with you always or some shit?
"He then spoke to my heart that my neighbor right next door is elderly and lives alone and cannot drive, so take her with me to ? ( she is super cranky and mean and I've tried to gently witness to her with baked goods and tracks but I don't know)."
Somehow I doubt she'd go willingly with you.
Why do you care--you probably think Jebus is going rapture you any day now...
So, you're worried about a nuclear attack? Well, I must admit it is refreshing for a change...
I have a bomb shelter in my backyard. $500 and I'll let you stay in it as long as you want.
I know it just looks like a cardboard box with a radiation symbol on it, but that's so that ***THEY*** don't figure out what it really is. It only LOOKS like corrugated cardboard.
Wait...what is the bomb shelter for, why does he assume that his elderly neighbor hasn't been witnessed to before, and how the hell is talking to Jesus? I think that this guy needs some serious psychiatric care.
"He then spoke to my heart that my neighbor right next door is elderly and lives alone and cannot drive"
Wow.
Oh wait, that was all stuff you already knew and could have come up with on your own. Unimpressive.
Have you thought about building your own? All you have to do is dig a big hole in the back of your garden.
Then you can go around to your elderly neighbour and show it to her. I'm sure she'll be very pleased.
she is super cranky and mean and I've tried to gently witness to her with baked goods and tracks but I don't know
Perhaps you should genuinely try to be her friend, instead of just playing at being her friend for the sole purpose of trying to convert her to your flavor of insanity.
Bomb shelter? The fire station here has al old "fallout shelter" sign on it from the Cold War. It's kinda faded, so it looks like the city hasn't bothered with it in a hell of a long time. Maybe Emergency Management doesn't think about nucyoolar attack anymore, and hasn't since Duran Duran and Men at Work were big. Maybe you should find other things to think about, too.
( she is super cranky and mean and I've tried to gently witness to her with baked goods and tracks but I don't know).
Next time try threats of Hell and demonize her for doing the things that Jesus hates. IF that doesnt work, you can always tell your neighbors shes anti-christian behind her back..there are many ways a true christian can manipulate others into conformity!
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