#1. Islam grows from within, due to the fact the in Middle Eastern nations, Muslims are allowed to have many wives, therefore produce many more Muslims. Not many people convert to Islam, with out a sword at their throat
#2. People aren't allowed to leave Islam, according to the teachings of the Koran, anyone who leaves Islam is to be put to death, so people stay out of fear
Now you know why Islam is on the rise, not because many people find truth in Islam, but because people cant leave. MOST MUSLIMS DONT EVEN BELIEVE IN ISLAM
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According to the Bible, anyone who leaves Christianity is not allowed back in and are to be sent to eternal torment in hell.
I doubt that most Christians really believe in most of the tenets of Christianity, or even know them.
Islam and Christianity: a one act play.
Pot(directed at kettle): Why, I do believe that you are black, old bean.
Kettle: I find it brutally offensive, considering the blackness of your own facade, that you would not only bother to bring such a trait up as if it were exclusive to myself, but try to use it to get some sort of leverage in our argument. It is quite underhanded.
Pot: What!? You're saying that I am black!?
Kettle: Well, you are...and you just did the same thing to me, when we all know that I am the superior among the two of us.
Pot: How dare you call me black! And, superior? Hardly! CRUSADE!!!
Kettle: JIHAD!!!
[Pot and Kettle fly across room at each other and explode. The end.]
MOST MUSLIMS DONT EVEN BELIEVE IN ISLAM
My Muslim friends disagree. It's just as stupid as Christianity, of course, but they believe it all the same.
Not many people convert to Islam, with out a sword at their throat
And yet, according to a very lazy google search:
CAIR chairman Nihad Awad told the Saudi paper 'Ukaz that "34,000 Americans have converted to Islam following the events of September 11, and this is the highest rate reached in the U.S. since Islam arrived there."
Stupid, not very fundie, but wrong all the same.
Dueteronomy 13:6
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which [is] as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; [Namely], of the gods of the people which [are] round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the [one] end of the earth even unto the [other] end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
Albigensian Crusade, anyone?
"Muslims are allowed to have many wives, therefore produce many more Muslims."
Actually from a purely mathematical standpoint, I would think this would produce the same amount of people, considering that women / men are always born at a 50/50 ratio, and this would just create a LOT of single men.
"#2. People aren't allowed to leave Islam, according to the teachings of the Koran"
Verse or it didn't happen. Also, citation, since holy books are rarely followed anyway.
"MOST MUSLIMS DONT EVEN BELIEVE IN ISLAM"
Because Atheists Are Actually Muslims?
@WMDKitty:
The modern version of Islam that has devolved in modern Middle Eastern countries, yes. During Muhammad's time, it was actually considered quite progressive, as he abolished things such as burying unwanted baby girls in the desert alive (done by Arab pagans), had at least some form of liberal relationship with his wives (for, uh, not treating them like they deserved to be chained to a radiator), and the verse over women having four witnesses to defend them was probably started more for their benefit (though of course, Shariah law is just as outdated and archaic and dumb as Leviticus' ramblings).
This isn't to say Islam doesn't have any problems, but it certainly treated women a bit more decent in the past than it does currently.
MOST MUSLIMS DONT EVEN BELIEVE IN ISLAM
Kinda like the kids you drag to church, kicking and screaming?
I hate to point this out, but if my private schooling is to be believed, Islam also counts EVERY PERSON EVER as a Muslim. So, doesn't that make you a Muslim?
The very thing you would never think about, just like your closet homosexuality.
My mom converted to Islam completely of her own accord, after experimenting with various different branches of Christianity. She still believes it and tried very hard for a long time to convince me to believe it. Many, many Christian American women convert to Islam and there's actually a book on it, written by the Christian mother of a Muslim convert. It's called 'Daughters of Another Path.'
I was a Muslim and then I left/am in the process of leaving and while some people are worried for me (cute of them) no one has attempted to stop me or sanction me.
Now shut the fuck up.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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