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Christians' idea of Hell comes from our Savior and God's Word, not Catholicism. Jesus spoke more about Hell than any other subject in the Bible.

Marie_M, RaptureReady 61 Comments [8/28/2008 7:52:17 AM]
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dpareja

Didn't he have lots to say about loving your neighbour, too?

8/28/2008 7:53:56 AM

misterchipotle

for some reason, i thought he was talking about love

8/28/2008 7:56:00 AM

Nightboomfer

I thought Catholics believed in essentially the same things most other christians did.

8/28/2008 8:34:25 AM

Whitespirit

not very good at reading her fairy story book is she?

8/28/2008 8:41:03 AM

Freboy

I knew Jesus was into death metal. That hair and beard is a dead give-away!

8/28/2008 8:43:13 AM

Nowonmai

Uhh no, he spoke more of treating others the way you wanted to be treated, not being a hypocrite, love and respect. All the things you fundies never seem to do.

8/28/2008 9:07:25 AM

Rainking

Jesus must have been one fucked up dude!

8/28/2008 9:07:38 AM

Jack Bauer

"Jesus spoke more about Hell than any other subject in the Bible."

Your babble must be different from mine.

8/28/2008 9:12:38 AM

Grey Wolf

[citation needed]

8/28/2008 9:26:38 AM

Bri

Yeah, I think it was 'if you don't want to go to hell, be nice' repeated in different ways.

8/28/2008 9:35:48 AM

mike-mike

Lying for jesus.

8/28/2008 9:37:42 AM

SouthAfrican

No it iz tru

My pastor John Haggee said soo

EPIC FAIL Dork

8/28/2008 10:25:40 AM

Happymealungen

The EXTRA authorized King James Version!

8/28/2008 10:43:08 AM



Do you people ever read your Bible at Rapture Ready? No Jesus did not speak about hell more than any other subject in there! Oh and RAPTURE isn't in there. Fakes.

8/28/2008 10:45:22 AM

Illuminatalie

That's pretty bizarre, to make such an outlandish (and instantly disprovable) claim. Too bad I can't read the thread and see what the other loons are saying. Do they agree?

8/28/2008 10:51:35 AM



Ever wonder why fundies always treat the word "hell" as a proper noun, even when it's not treated that way in the Bible?

8/28/2008 11:09:43 AM

Ash

I'm not well versed in the NT, but let me guess: Jebus himself didn't mention "hell" at all. The notion was alien to Judaism at the time.

8/28/2008 11:10:13 AM

afacelessatheist

@Ash: He did but not at length.

8/28/2008 11:39:40 AM

solomongrundy

There are around 800,000 words in the KJV. 'Hell' accounts for just 23 of them so there's actually not a lot about the subject in there at all.

8/28/2008 11:46:11 AM

boingo

One would think that a fundie should know that:

JESUS DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

8/28/2008 11:46:31 AM

toothache

Perhaps if you read the New Testament, you fundies might not be such lousy Christians.

8/28/2008 11:48:39 AM

Princess Rot

Catholics ARE Christians, you dumbass! Yeesh.

8/28/2008 12:17:18 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

He spent most of his time talking about not being a hypocrite or an asshole, actually.

8/28/2008 12:21:53 PM

Ranger Joe

Even the KJV says your full of shit, lady...

8/28/2008 12:26:58 PM



@solomongrundy: What about variations, like "Gehenna"?

8/28/2008 12:40:57 PM
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