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Christians' idea of Hell comes from our Savior and God's Word, not Catholicism. Jesus spoke more about Hell than any other subject in the Bible.

Marie_M, RaptureReady 59 Comments [8/28/2008 7:52:17 AM]
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#656735
dpareja

Didn't he have lots to say about loving your neighbour, too?

8/28/2008 7:53:56 AM

#656739
misterchipotle

for some reason, i thought he was talking about love

8/28/2008 7:56:00 AM

#656749
Nightboomfer

I thought Catholics believed in essentially the same things most other christians did.

8/28/2008 8:34:25 AM

#656752
Whitespirit

not very good at reading her fairy story book is she?

8/28/2008 8:41:03 AM

#656753
Freboy

I knew Jesus was into death metal. That hair and beard is a dead give-away!

8/28/2008 8:43:13 AM

#656774
Nowonmai

Uhh no, he spoke more of treating others the way you wanted to be treated, not being a hypocrite, love and respect. All the things you fundies never seem to do.

8/28/2008 9:07:25 AM

#656775
Rainking

Jesus must have been one fucked up dude!

8/28/2008 9:07:38 AM

#656785
Jack Bauer

"Jesus spoke more about Hell than any other subject in the Bible."

Your babble must be different from mine.

8/28/2008 9:12:38 AM

#656794
Grey Wolf

[citation needed]

8/28/2008 9:26:38 AM

#656801
Bri

Yeah, I think it was 'if you don't want to go to hell, be nice' repeated in different ways.

8/28/2008 9:35:48 AM

#656802
mike-mike

Lying for jesus.

8/28/2008 9:37:42 AM

#656819
SouthAfrican

No it iz tru

My pastor John Haggee said soo

EPIC FAIL Dork

8/28/2008 10:25:40 AM

#656833
Happymealungen

The EXTRA authorized King James Version!

8/28/2008 10:43:08 AM

#656835


Do you people ever read your Bible at Rapture Ready? No Jesus did not speak about hell more than any other subject in there! Oh and RAPTURE isn't in there. Fakes.

8/28/2008 10:45:22 AM

#656843
Illuminatalie

That's pretty bizarre, to make such an outlandish (and instantly disprovable) claim. Too bad I can't read the thread and see what the other loons are saying. Do they agree?

8/28/2008 10:51:35 AM

#656867


Ever wonder why fundies always treat the word "hell" as a proper noun, even when it's not treated that way in the Bible?

8/28/2008 11:09:43 AM

#656868
Ash

I'm not well versed in the NT, but let me guess: Jebus himself didn't mention "hell" at all. The notion was alien to Judaism at the time.

8/28/2008 11:10:13 AM

#656879
afacelessatheist

@Ash: He did but not at length.

8/28/2008 11:39:40 AM

#656882
solomongrundy

There are around 800,000 words in the KJV. 'Hell' accounts for just 23 of them so there's actually not a lot about the subject in there at all.

8/28/2008 11:46:11 AM

#656883
boingo

One would think that a fundie should know that:

JESUS DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

8/28/2008 11:46:31 AM

#656886
toothache

Perhaps if you read the New Testament, you fundies might not be such lousy Christians.

8/28/2008 11:48:39 AM

#656910
Princess Rot

Catholics ARE Christians, you dumbass! Yeesh.

8/28/2008 12:17:18 PM

#656920
Mrs. Antichrist

He spent most of his time talking about not being a hypocrite or an asshole, actually.

8/28/2008 12:21:53 PM

#656928
Ranger Joe

Even the KJV says your full of shit, lady...

8/28/2008 12:26:58 PM

#656941


@solomongrundy: What about variations, like "Gehenna"?

8/28/2008 12:40:57 PM
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