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[On a topic about peanut butter and teh evil yoga.]

My kids are extremely allergic to liberal teachings.....can I expect the school to ban them? ( I jest-I'm a home schooler)

As for yoga, do a search here and you will find many articles you can print out to use when you tell the school you expect an alternative for your child. It is based in a religion whether they like it or not. Stretching is one thing, but actual play and exercise can not be beat for kids.

funmudder, Rapture Ready. 37 Comments [8/28/2008 9:20:13 PM]
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Mike

This screams Poe. Or extreme stupidity.

8/28/2008 9:22:06 PM

Thejebusfire

They banned peanut butter because it was a potiental treat to a childs physical health. If your child was extreamly allergic to say coconuts, would you want them serving coconuts? Probably not.


8/28/2008 9:22:12 PM

Haeron

"Stretching is one thing, but actual play and exercise can not be beat for kids."

Yoga IS exercise, foo'. I agree that kids need play, but for reasons other than exercise (eg socialising).

8/28/2008 9:22:51 PM

Cap'n Mel

@ Mike. She is for real, unfortunately... and very stupid.

8/28/2008 9:47:19 PM



I read that whole thread. It was really disgusting. Aside from the general stupidity and ignorance about yoga, none of these people seem to care in the slightest about this other child's life-threatening allergy. They suggested that he or she should be homeschooled or made to eat lunch in a room alone, away from all the other kids. One of them said that "next thing you know, they'll tell us we can't give our kids peanut butter crackers for breakfast". Who the fuck gives their kid crackers for breakfast? Scramble an egg, bitch! No, the school has no right to tell anyone what they can do or serve in their home, but these hateful bitches seemed to be trying to come up with ways to send their children to school with peanut butter on their breath or their person. One of them said "well I try to wipe the peanut butter of their faces before they go out the door but sometimes you miss it"! They just don't care about this other child's life! It's sickening! They have no compassion whatsoever. Jesus would not have anything to do with people like this. I hate to break it to them, but if heaven is real, they ain't going.

8/28/2008 9:48:41 PM

RavenWood

I can't believe these people... 0.0

8/28/2008 10:07:42 PM

Jay-Sus

The hatred, ignorance, overall stupidity and everything else that is Rapture Ready really makes me want to go all postal worker and kill them.

8/28/2008 10:17:16 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

Apparently you people are allergic to rational thinking. (I jest -- nah, just kidding, you really are irrational morons)

8/28/2008 10:39:47 PM

Headache

funmudder, CPS should take all your kids away from you. You are 100% unsuited for parenthood.

And when CPS has taken your kids away, you should check into a mental hospital and get some treatment for your mental issues.


8/28/2008 10:41:31 PM

Laura

Hey, funmudder, I hope you are reading this because I've always wanted to tell you what a stupid, self-righteous, dry-boxed old bigot you are. Please do keep saying stupid shit so we can mock you. And if you were anywhere near me I would punch you in your no-doubt ugly face.

8/28/2008 10:54:47 PM

Elphada

if you don't like it home school your child and both of you can play and exercise. You could also send them to a private school. Or you can organize a game based on the Crusades or a mock Salem witch trial. How fun would that be! Unfortunately some would want to play Christians and Lions.



how arrogant and self-righteous these people are.

8/28/2008 11:17:19 PM

Mudflappus

Nothing would suprise me coming out of the mouth of a fundy home schooler.

8/28/2008 11:22:16 PM

KatAutumn

Oh, didn't you know? Banning peanuts due to a child's allergy is all a part of the satanic, liberal agenda. Peanut butter is out, Yoga and sodomy is in. It's a slippery slope, folks. Ban PB to save a child's life and before you know it, the government will be taking your guns. </end sarcasm>

8/28/2008 11:24:18 PM

Joules

makes me want to go all postal worker and kill them.

Forgive me, please, for being off topic, but what does this mean? I've read 'going postal' before, and simply not understood it: my interpretation of postal is snail mail, which is slow and delivered mostly anonymously (over here in the UK, anyway). I'm obviously missing something!

8/28/2008 11:32:56 PM

David D.G.

Joules:

Here you go.


~David D.G.

8/28/2008 11:44:06 PM



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_postal

8/28/2008 11:44:52 PM



The sick thing is they are whining about the effect that yoga may have on their kids spiritually and ignoring the effect that peanut butter may have on the other kid in real life. I kinda think, after reading the whole thread, that most of them don't take the peanut butter allergy seriously. I suspect they think if everyone involved prayed harder, it would go away.

8/28/2008 11:46:29 PM

GreenEyedLilo

Yeah. Do your kids go into anaphylactic freakin' shock when a liberal breathes around them? Because I think that's highly unlikely. Leave the humor to people who know how it's done, lady.

8/29/2008 12:11:36 AM



It would be horrible for a child to go into dangerous anaphylactic shock but it infringes upon everybody's rights when you can't even feed your child peanut butter on a school day because of one person.

There must be some kind of compromise that satisfies everybody. I don't know what it is, but I hope there would be one.

8/29/2008 12:20:15 AM



Nobody said they couldn't feed their kids peanut butter on a school day. They said don't send it with them to school. For fucking Christ's sake, is there nothing else for small children to eat besides peanut butter?

8/29/2008 12:23:08 AM



These are a few of the things I took for lunch as a small child:

bologna and cheese
egg salad
tuna salad
soup in a thermos
cold pizza
banana sandwiches

The kid who can't eat peanut butter manages to find something to eat every day, I see no reason why the rest of these brats can't.

8/29/2008 12:25:46 AM



And yet it's true that peanut butter allergy can be so virulent that a person with peanut butter on their breath can be dangerous. Google it.

8/29/2008 12:29:02 AM

GreenEyedLilo

I learned how to pack for myself when we had an intern with peanut allergies. I could even do it without meat. Hummus, tabbouleh (uh-oh, Muslim influence!), tzatziki, cheese, mini bean burritos, salads, soy "nut" butter (better when it's the honey-roasted kind), leftover soup...

Suppose we could teach them how to distinguish a real threat to a child from a "spiritual" threat and give them tips on making peanut-free lunches? *sigh*

8/29/2008 12:36:34 AM



Someone in the thread who actually has a brain suggested sesame butter but I figured the rest of the cows would think it was "new age" or something.

8/29/2008 12:40:03 AM

Ozzie

I'm sure your kids are not allergic to liberal teachings . . . you are.

Stop with the yoga shit. It's pissing me off. You don't know what your talking about.

Can't you fucking people be raptured already and leave us alone. (sorry for the language, but the world is full of people really doing harm to each other but yoga and wanting children with allergies to be punished is what they worry about.) Seems screwy to me.

8/29/2008 1:03:29 AM
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