[after someone calls him racist for calling Obama evil]
You guys think I'm racist. I think you are racist towards Christians.
I'm a helpful person. If you meet me in person. I'm one probably the only one that will open a door for a strange expect for my house door. LOL.
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Yeah, I didn't the memo that a religion was a race, either.
Hopefully the next "strange" that you open the door for will do us all a favor.
"I'm one probably the only one that will open a door for a strange expect for my house door. LOL."
Now THAT is funny. LoneWolf always cracks me up.
By the way, since when have christians been a race?
I'm starting to think that there's more to LoneWolf1984 than meets the eye. His bizarre syntax, his stereotyped vocabulary, his monotonic thought processes-- I think he's actually a primitive first-generation AI program that evolved from over-elaborate perl code used to build an obscure christian message board.
Even if he isn't, I think I've just come up with an awesome premise for a short story.
open a door for a strange expect for my house door. LOL.
Dang, it's early a.m. and I'm sleepy. I read this 3 times and kept saying wtf?
Then I saw who posted it...
Racism does not work that way!
Such as, if I called Beaners LoneWolf, it would be highly offensive towards beaners.
"I'm one probably the only one that will open a door for a strange expect for my house door."
Srsly,someone please take his computer away.Kthx.
"I think you are racist towards Christians. "
Obama is a black christian. therefore, you are racist towards certain christians
*cue LOLWUT pear* I second the motion
you can't tell him or his ilk Obama is Christian simply because of his name. Those people are insane. I'm Pagan and my name is Hebrew but you can't tell these Bible Bots anything.
I read a post on LW's site where he described a physical problem he had. It was like a Jekyl/Hyde moment because he became totally lucid.
agentCDE: here ya go...
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Obama is a Christian.
You can be helpful and racist, at the same time. I've seen lots of people who gladly hold up the door for Caucasian me, but when a Romani person comes walking by, they grab their purses and walk away.
"You guys think I'm racist." tl;dr...
(*Performs a 'Patronise You No Jutsu': pats KingKakashit on head *)
Yes, that's right! Now you go back to your ninja cartoon dear, the adults are talking.
@Jack Bauer
"Hehehehehe...
King Kaka...
Does he not realise that the term 'kaka' (or caca - or combinations thereof) in many languages refers to that substance which, as the Romans would say, flows ex anuo?"
Well, he does watch "Naruto"*, which is a pile-of-shite anime.
*- Or as I refer to it, "Naruturd". X3
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