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Well I am a Christian. I know that Allah did not create the world. the Lord my God, ????, Yahweh did.

Elazur, WoW offtopic 34 Comments [8/29/2008 11:12:03 AM]
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#658317
IanC

Allah and Yahweh are the same God, just different names....

8/29/2008 11:17:30 AM

#658323
name goes here

this seems a typical christian attitude, not a fundy one. I mean, of course they're going to think that, else they'd be muslims instead of christians.

8/29/2008 11:24:40 AM

#658326
solomongrundy

Hint, Christianity, Judaism and Islam are called the Abrahamic religions for a reason.
They all worship the God of Abraham.

8/29/2008 11:28:20 AM

#658334
Mister Spak

Well I am a muslim. I know that Yahweh did not create the world. the Lord my God, ????, Allah did.

Fixed.

8/29/2008 11:38:17 AM

#658370
Xotan

El, Elohim, Al-lah. Do you not notice the similarity?

Yahweh (actually only the High Priest in ancient Jerusalem knew the pronunciation, as Hebrew, like most semitic languages, does not generally write vowels) is God's name. And even the High Priest pronounced that name only once a year on Yom Kippur, the one occasion when he entered the Holy of Holies in the Temple. The Name was regarded as ineffable, not to be pronounced. Hence, Jews, every time it appears in the sacred texts, substitute the word Adonai - The Lord.

Christians and Jews believe there is only one god. So it must be the one and same god they believe in.

Muslims believe there is only one god.

So why is the Muslim god a different god? It simply isn't logical. If there is only One, then that One must be the same. Not that anything to do with religion is logical.

And completely nothing to do with this: in the little café in rural France where I had lunch today there was a worker at the next table wearing a name-badge. His name was Christian Bigot. Of course it is not an English name so it has no sense of bigotry... Still, having beenon this board before I left home, in the circumstances I was amused at the tricks synchronicity can play.

8/29/2008 12:07:40 PM

#658384
Paschal Wagner

Sacre bleu! Zis "God" did not create le world, Dieu did!

Nein! It was Gott!

You're loco, ese. It was Dios.

...etc etc etc.

8/29/2008 12:21:39 PM

#658449
aaa

Same shit...

8/29/2008 1:06:28 PM

#658466
Xotan

@ Paschal Wagner

LOL.

Ach sé Dia a chruthaigh an domhan!

or if you prefer,

Dio creò il mondo

Dios creo el mundo

and back to the original,

B'reshit bara Elohim et haEretz v'et haShemayim....

Now pass me another pretzel, please.

8/29/2008 1:12:59 PM

#658479
Alcari

My imaginairy friend can beat up your imaginairy friend.

8/29/2008 1:21:43 PM

#658489
jilmavi

Time for Arabic 101...

8/29/2008 1:30:22 PM

#658511
anonymous_troy

I think Question Mark is everybody's god in a way.

8/29/2008 1:51:02 PM

#658520
Allegory for Jesus

Replace the word "know" with "think and really really wish it were the truth".

8/29/2008 1:57:02 PM

#658523
Enna

Idiot!

8/29/2008 1:57:31 PM

#658573
Horsefeathers

"Well I am a Christian. I know that Allah did not create the world. the Lord my God, ????, Yahweh did."

Same. Fucking. Thing.

God damn you people are entirely fucking ignorant of anything outside your protective little bubble of stupidity that is the Babble.

8/29/2008 2:27:13 PM

#658587
Doctor Whom

Well I am a Santaist. I know that Père Noël does not bring me presents every Christmas. Santa does.

8/29/2008 2:36:00 PM

#658647
Headache

Sorry, Elazur, but you are a GAY worshiper (GAY=God/Allah/Yahweh)

8/29/2008 3:16:50 PM

#658676
BreeStar

We need another fail stamp in here, pronto!

8/29/2008 3:35:39 PM

#658776
Lulzmonger

Same thing, different name..

8/29/2008 5:15:54 PM

#658778
Kurrus

Because it totally matters who did it.

8/29/2008 5:17:53 PM

#658820
approximate

That's G-d to you, bitch.

8/29/2008 5:39:32 PM

#658881
Malkavian Jeff

Seems like WoW is rotting people's brains.

8/29/2008 6:39:39 PM

#658920
JohnTheAtheist

Well, I am an atheist and I know that you ???? are stupid.

8/29/2008 7:30:38 PM

#658980
freako104

Considering it is the god of Abraham...

8/29/2008 8:04:50 PM

#659025
Old Viking

You're wrong. So are they.

8/29/2008 8:26:14 PM

#659028
tracer

In the original post, that ???? renders as the 4-letter Hebrew name of God (YHWH, the tetragrammaton).

8/29/2008 8:26:52 PM
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