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Well I am a Christian. I know that Allah did not create the world. the Lord my God, ????, Yahweh did.

Elazur, WoW offtopic 34 Comments [8/29/2008 11:12:03 AM]
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IanC

Allah and Yahweh are the same God, just different names....

8/29/2008 11:17:30 AM

name goes here

this seems a typical christian attitude, not a fundy one. I mean, of course they're going to think that, else they'd be muslims instead of christians.

8/29/2008 11:24:40 AM

solomongrundy

Hint, Christianity, Judaism and Islam are called the Abrahamic religions for a reason.
They all worship the God of Abraham.

8/29/2008 11:28:20 AM

Mister Spak

Well I am a muslim. I know that Yahweh did not create the world. the Lord my God, ????, Allah did.

Fixed.

8/29/2008 11:38:17 AM

Xotan

El, Elohim, Al-lah. Do you not notice the similarity?

Yahweh (actually only the High Priest in ancient Jerusalem knew the pronunciation, as Hebrew, like most semitic languages, does not generally write vowels) is God's name. And even the High Priest pronounced that name only once a year on Yom Kippur, the one occasion when he entered the Holy of Holies in the Temple. The Name was regarded as ineffable, not to be pronounced. Hence, Jews, every time it appears in the sacred texts, substitute the word Adonai - The Lord.

Christians and Jews believe there is only one god. So it must be the one and same god they believe in.

Muslims believe there is only one god.

So why is the Muslim god a different god? It simply isn't logical. If there is only One, then that One must be the same. Not that anything to do with religion is logical.

And completely nothing to do with this: in the little café in rural France where I had lunch today there was a worker at the next table wearing a name-badge. His name was Christian Bigot. Of course it is not an English name so it has no sense of bigotry... Still, having beenon this board before I left home, in the circumstances I was amused at the tricks synchronicity can play.

8/29/2008 12:07:40 PM

Paschal Wagner

Sacre bleu! Zis "God" did not create le world, Dieu did!

Nein! It was Gott!

You're loco, ese. It was Dios.

...etc etc etc.

8/29/2008 12:21:39 PM

aaa

Same shit...

8/29/2008 1:06:28 PM

Xotan

@ Paschal Wagner

LOL.

Ach sé Dia a chruthaigh an domhan!

or if you prefer,

Dio creò il mondo

Dios creo el mundo

and back to the original,

B'reshit bara Elohim et haEretz v'et haShemayim....

Now pass me another pretzel, please.

8/29/2008 1:12:59 PM

Alcari

My imaginairy friend can beat up your imaginairy friend.

8/29/2008 1:21:43 PM

jilmavi

Time for Arabic 101...

8/29/2008 1:30:22 PM

anonymous_troy

I think Question Mark is everybody's god in a way.

8/29/2008 1:51:02 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Replace the word "know" with "think and really really wish it were the truth".

8/29/2008 1:57:02 PM

Enna

Idiot!

8/29/2008 1:57:31 PM

Horsefeathers

"Well I am a Christian. I know that Allah did not create the world. the Lord my God, ????, Yahweh did."

Same. Fucking. Thing.

God damn you people are entirely fucking ignorant of anything outside your protective little bubble of stupidity that is the Babble.

8/29/2008 2:27:13 PM

Doctor Whom

Well I am a Santaist. I know that Père Noël does not bring me presents every Christmas. Santa does.

8/29/2008 2:36:00 PM

Headache

Sorry, Elazur, but you are a GAY worshiper (GAY=God/Allah/Yahweh)

8/29/2008 3:16:50 PM

BreeStar

We need another fail stamp in here, pronto!

8/29/2008 3:35:39 PM

Lulzmonger

Same thing, different name..

8/29/2008 5:15:54 PM

Kurrus

Because it totally matters who did it.

8/29/2008 5:17:53 PM

approximate

That's G-d to you, bitch.

8/29/2008 5:39:32 PM

Malkavian Jeff

Seems like WoW is rotting people's brains.

8/29/2008 6:39:39 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Well, I am an atheist and I know that you ???? are stupid.

8/29/2008 7:30:38 PM

freako104

Considering it is the god of Abraham...

8/29/2008 8:04:50 PM

Old Viking

You're wrong. So are they.

8/29/2008 8:26:14 PM

tracer

In the original post, that ???? renders as the 4-letter Hebrew name of God (YHWH, the tetragrammaton).

8/29/2008 8:26:52 PM
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