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I am just a messenger, I do not have to be smart. I just try to pass on the messages. Being intelligent was not on the employment application God gave me to fill out.

ken1burton, So the Question is "Why"? 39 Comments [8/28/2008 8:52:09 PM]
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Fek'lhr

Wow. Most honest fundie EVAR!

8/28/2008 8:54:35 PM

RavenWood

Says something about your god, huh?

8/28/2008 8:57:26 PM

Gawd

Well, there are data showing an inverse relationship between religion and intelligence and formal education, so . . .

8/28/2008 8:59:18 PM

kingoftheheavies

Irony.




8/28/2008 9:03:19 PM

Dman

Oh wow, that really made my day. Good chuckle... *sighs happily*

8/28/2008 9:05:33 PM



Rather reflects poorly on the organization when the employees just say, "Not in my job description" when you ask for help.

8/28/2008 9:05:54 PM

Old Viking

Application forms for fundies never include that requirement.

8/28/2008 9:06:17 PM

Horsefeathers

"I am just a messenger, I do not have to be smart."

And you're proud of this?

"I just try to pass on the messages. Being intelligent was not on the employment application God gave me to fill out."

It was probably explicitly stated that you must have an IQ less than ambient room temperature to be employed.

8/28/2008 9:07:02 PM

Xotan

God gave you a form to fill out?

Hallucinate much?

8/28/2008 9:11:55 PM

User

Yes, that's pretty clear.

8/28/2008 9:15:45 PM

+Geez,us?+

I couldn't find this particular post but ken seems fairly bright and informed, maybe he's being snarky here.

8/28/2008 9:20:14 PM

Grigadil

I don't see any errors in this. Suspicious.

Just following orders, eh?

8/28/2008 9:27:44 PM

anonymous_troy

I would think God would make you smart if you're going to be His prophet... It would help His credibility a lot.

8/28/2008 9:31:50 PM

Cap'n Mel

Ooh ooh! *raises hand* When you filled out your application, did god ask you to write in blue ink, black ink, or blood?

8/28/2008 9:52:24 PM

hmcook87

can we PLEASE shoot the messenger, just this once?

Kidding....kidding....

8/28/2008 10:02:47 PM

Jay-Sus

You fucking lia- Holy shit.

8/28/2008 10:09:22 PM

Laura

Actually I would think that any application to work for the christian god would require you to be the exact opposite of intelligent. So yeah, no disagreement here.

8/28/2008 10:11:26 PM

approximate

Then how can you expect intelligent people to take you seriously?

8/28/2008 10:19:33 PM

agentCDE

Fucking telemarketers!

8/28/2008 10:46:11 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

What a shocker.

8/28/2008 10:49:20 PM

SWGM

God didn't bother to check your references either, I take it?

8/28/2008 10:50:45 PM

Headache

Retards for god!

Yeah, being ignorant is good thing according to the religious morons.

8/28/2008 10:50:46 PM

Giveitaday

Being intelligent was not on the employment application God gave me to fill out.

Obviously...

And I'm curious, can see a copy of this application that 'god' gave you?

8/28/2008 11:19:39 PM

Illuminatalie

You are a genius ken, and very bright too also!

8/28/2008 11:52:59 PM

Sayna

That's for damn sure!

8/28/2008 11:55:18 PM
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