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#657459
Fek'lhr
Wow. Most honest fundie EVAR!
8/28/2008 8:54:35 PM
#657465
RavenWood
Says something about your god, huh?
8/28/2008 8:57:26 PM
#657467
Gawd
Well, there are data showing an inverse relationship between religion and intelligence and formal education, so . . .
8/28/2008 8:59:18 PM
#657479
kingoftheheavies
Irony.
8/28/2008 9:03:19 PM
#657486
Dman
Oh wow, that really made my day. Good chuckle... *sighs happily*
8/28/2008 9:05:33 PM
#657487
Rather reflects poorly on the organization when the employees just say, "Not in my job description" when you ask for help.
8/28/2008 9:05:54 PM
#657490
Old Viking
Application forms for fundies never include that requirement.
8/28/2008 9:06:17 PM
#657491
Horsefeathers
"I am just a messenger, I do not have to be smart."
And you're proud of this?
"I just try to pass on the messages. Being intelligent was not on the employment application God gave me to fill out."
It was probably explicitly stated that you must have an IQ less than ambient room temperature to be employed.
8/28/2008 9:07:02 PM
#657502
Xotan
God gave you a form to fill out?
Hallucinate much?
8/28/2008 9:11:55 PM
#657509
User
Yes, that's pretty clear.
8/28/2008 9:15:45 PM
#657519
+Geez,us?+
I couldn't find this particular post but ken seems fairly bright and informed, maybe he's being snarky here.
8/28/2008 9:20:14 PM
#657543
Grigadil
I don't see any errors in this. Suspicious.
Just following orders, eh?
8/28/2008 9:27:44 PM
#657554
anonymous_troy
I would think God would make you smart if you're going to be His prophet... It would help His credibility a lot.
8/28/2008 9:31:50 PM
#657587
Cap'n Mel
Ooh ooh! *raises hand* When you filled out your application, did god ask you to write in blue ink, black ink, or blood?
8/28/2008 9:52:24 PM
#657615
hmcook87
can we PLEASE shoot the messenger, just this once?
Kidding....kidding....
8/28/2008 10:02:47 PM
#657629
Jay-Sus
You fucking lia- Holy shit.
8/28/2008 10:09:22 PM
#657634
Laura
Actually I would think that any application to work for the christian god would require you to be the exact opposite of intelligent. So yeah, no disagreement here.
8/28/2008 10:11:26 PM
#657647
approximate
Then how can you expect intelligent people to take you seriously?
8/28/2008 10:19:33 PM
#657711
agentCDE
Fucking telemarketers!
8/28/2008 10:46:11 PM
#657721
Mrs. Antichrist
What a shocker.
8/28/2008 10:49:20 PM
#657728
SWGM
God didn't bother to check your references either, I take it?
8/28/2008 10:50:45 PM
#657729
Headache
Retards for god!
Yeah, being ignorant is good thing according to the religious morons.
8/28/2008 10:50:46 PM
#657778
Giveitaday
Being intelligent was not on the employment application God gave me to fill out.
Obviously...
And I'm curious, can see a copy of this application that 'god' gave you?
8/28/2008 11:19:39 PM
#657818
Illuminatalie
You are a genius ken, and very bright too also!
8/28/2008 11:52:59 PM
#657824
Sayna
That's for damn sure!
8/28/2008 11:55:18 PM
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