Wow. Most honest fundie EVAR!
8/28/2008 8:54:35 PM
Says something about your god, huh?
8/28/2008 8:57:26 PM
Well, there are data showing an inverse relationship between religion and intelligence and formal education, so . . .
8/28/2008 8:59:18 PM
8/28/2008 9:03:19 PM
Oh wow, that really made my day. Good chuckle... *sighs happily*
8/28/2008 9:05:33 PM
Rather reflects poorly on the organization when the employees just say, "Not in my job description" when you ask for help.
8/28/2008 9:05:54 PM
Application forms for fundies never include that requirement.
8/28/2008 9:06:17 PM
"I am just a messenger, I do not have to be smart."
And you're proud of this?
"I just try to pass on the messages. Being intelligent was not on the employment application God gave me to fill out."
It was probably explicitly stated that you must have an IQ less than ambient room temperature to be employed.
8/28/2008 9:07:02 PM
God gave you a form to fill out?
8/28/2008 9:11:55 PM
Yes, that's pretty clear.
8/28/2008 9:15:45 PM
I couldn't find this particular post but ken seems fairly bright and informed, maybe he's being snarky here.
8/28/2008 9:20:14 PM
I don't see any errors in this. Suspicious.
Just following orders, eh?
8/28/2008 9:27:44 PM
I would think God would make you smart if you're going to be His prophet... It would help His credibility a lot.
8/28/2008 9:31:50 PM
Ooh ooh! *raises hand* When you filled out your application, did god ask you to write in blue ink, black ink, or blood?
8/28/2008 9:52:24 PM
can we PLEASE shoot the messenger, just this once?
8/28/2008 10:02:47 PM
You fucking lia- Holy shit.
8/28/2008 10:09:22 PM
Actually I would think that any application to work for the christian god would require you to be the exact opposite of intelligent. So yeah, no disagreement here.
8/28/2008 10:11:26 PM
Then how can you expect intelligent people to take you seriously?
8/28/2008 10:19:33 PM
8/28/2008 10:46:11 PM
What a shocker.
8/28/2008 10:49:20 PM
God didn't bother to check your references either, I take it?
8/28/2008 10:50:45 PM
Retards for god!
Yeah, being ignorant is good thing according to the religious morons.
8/28/2008 10:50:46 PM
Being intelligent was not on the employment application God gave me to fill out.
And I'm curious, can see a copy of this application that 'god' gave you?
8/28/2008 11:19:39 PM
You are a genius ken, and very bright too also!
8/28/2008 11:52:59 PM
That's for damn sure!
8/28/2008 11:55:18 PM