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The problem is, we didnt evolve from anything, and evolution has been disproved more than proved. Read all the facts . . . . . Evolution does not draw any support from scripture and scripture has never been proven wrong. Evolution doesnt even use the same order of appearance that the creation happened in. Either evolution is a lie or the bible is a lie. I say that evolution is a lie. If you want to believe the lie, that is your choice. Let God always be true and every man a liar . . .

BlessedinHim, Rapture Ready 45 Comments [8/28/2008 9:18:26 PM]
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Elvis Presley

"Either evolution is a lie or the bible is a lie."

Well, she got one thing right!

8/28/2008 9:19:44 PM

struby

So if every man is a liar, and you say evolution is a lie, then aren't you saying evolution is true?

Geez, you guys are turning into huge logic puzzles.

8/28/2008 9:20:09 PM

Haeron

"evolution has been disproved more than proved"

Apparently the Raptards have devised an incredible system to quantify levels of proved-ness. Of course, it's not digital or anything... (sarcasm).

8/28/2008 9:21:53 PM

Thejebusfire

evolution has been disproved more than proved.
Citation needed please.

and scripture has never been proven wrong.
Yes it has.

http://www.evolution.mbdojo.com/flood.html


8/28/2008 9:24:33 PM

anonymous_troy

"Evolution does not draw any support from scripture and scripture has never been proven wrong."

No, it has REAL evidence. And Scripture has been proven wrong a lot.

"Either evolution is a lie or the bible is a lie"

The bible is a lie from a time when people didn't know how to explain things, so they used God. It doesn't apply anymore.

8/28/2008 9:26:05 PM

Mike

The problem is, we didnt evolve from anything, and evolution has been disproved more than proved.

Citation needed.

Read all the facts . . . . . Evolution does not draw any support from scripture

OOOoooh, so it needs scriptural support to be true. Well then, stop taking meds, because germs aren't mentioned either.

and scripture has never been proven wrong.

Pi = 3. Epilepsy is due to demons.

Evolution doesnt even use the same order of appearance that the creation happened in.

::facepalm::

Either evolution is a lie or the bible is a lie. I say that evolution is a lie. If you want to believe the lie, that is your choice. Let God always be true and every man a liar .

Fine then. You're a liar.

8/28/2008 9:26:16 PM

Navelgazer

oh..so close to a logical conclusion but then careened away.

8/28/2008 9:30:35 PM

Grigadil

Fundies have a habit of regarding any pronouncement as true, if it comes from them. Just like the bible.

I seriously wish there was something in the bible that could be construed as a command from god to eat shit.

8/28/2008 9:30:45 PM

hmcook87

I have to say, one thing I do like about the fundies is that they at least KNOW that the bible contradicts science. While the moderates are much nicer people, their desperate attempts to twist their beliefs to fit with science are quite sad. At least the fundies know that if the bible is right science is wrong.

8/28/2008 9:46:42 PM

TheOutsider

So very very close.

8/28/2008 10:01:53 PM

RavenWood

Uuggghhh.... So very close...

8/28/2008 10:03:42 PM

Jay-Sus

1. Evolution has real evidence unlike your Bible.
2. Scripture has been proven false. Several times.
3. You say evolution is a lie because you are ignorant.
4. Kill yourself.

8/28/2008 10:14:47 PM

Kurrus

evolution has been disproved more than proved.

...and then I stopped reading.

8/28/2008 10:21:20 PM

Andrew

"Evolution doesn't even use the same order of appearance that the creation happened in. Either evolution is a lie or the bible is a lie."

What then do you say about the different order of appearance in Genesis 1 versus Genesis 2?

8/28/2008 10:28:34 PM

Giveitaday

The problem is, we didnt evolve from anything, and evolution has been disproved more than proved

Then obviously "proof" is a concept that has no meaning to you.

Evolution does not draw any support from scripture

Nor does it need to. Evolution is science, scripture is not.

scripture has never been proven wrong

Really? last time I checked Tyre was still around. Which geneology for the descent of jesus through joseph is correct? They can't both be true. Which version of creation presented in genesis is the correct one?

Evolution doesnt even use the same order of appearance that the creation happened in.

Nor does it need to. Evolutionary theory use's the order of appearence that things actually appeared in. If you look around you will find that reality is in no way obligated to conform to scripture.

Either evolution is a lie or the bible is a lie

False dichotomy, either/or fallacy. Just because evolution happened does not mean that parts of you holy book are not true. Nor does it mean that you holy book is a "lie", a lie by nessecity requires intent. your book can be either a myth, a misunderstanding, or any number of other possibilities

I say that evolution is a lie

Just because you say something does not make it true. Are you implying that you are god? That because you say something is not true then therefore it cannot be?

If you want to believe the lie, that is your choice

I have no reason the belive that evolution is a lie. In fact I don't even "belive" in evolutionary theory, I accept it. Belief is for things that cannot be proven, therefore it does not apply to evolutionary theory.

Let God always be true and every man a liar . . .

That would also apply to the men who wrote your holy book also, and to your christ, as he was also a man. It would also apply to your previous statements about evolution

8/28/2008 10:32:57 PM

Doctor Whom

scripture has never been proven wrong.

How may legs does an insect have?

8/28/2008 10:36:33 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

scripture has never been proven wrong.

So bats are birds, insects have four legs, rabbits chew their cud, snakes eat dirt, and the earth is a flat disc?

Either evolution is a lie or the bible is a lie

Such a tough choice.

8/28/2008 10:41:12 PM

Headache

I hope these morons get sick... Then they will have to swallow evolution :D

8/28/2008 10:43:17 PM

Grogs

@Grigadil:I seriously wish there was something in the bible that could be construed as a command from god to eat shit.

It wouldn't matter if there was. There are already all sorts of 'inconvenient' verses the fundies ignore (it's not meant to be taken literally (oh the irony!), it was only intended for one group of people, Jesus changed the rules and that doesn't apply any more, etc.) One more wouldn't phase them at all.

8/28/2008 10:47:08 PM

GigaGuess

Evolution does not draw any support from scripture and scripture has never been proven wrong.

Rabbits? Cud? Locusts? Legs?

8/28/2008 10:48:50 PM

El O. Ell

"scripture has never been proven wrong"

I laughed so hard at this part I pissed my pants.

If scripture has never proven wrong then:
1.) Where was the Garden of Eden, and why is it not around today?
2.) Where did all the water come from for Noah's flood, and where did it go?

"Evolution doesnt even use the same order of appearance that the creation happened in.

I'm not going to comment. Oh, needs an apostrophe.

8/28/2008 11:11:40 PM

CT

Either evolution is a lie or the bible is a lie.

Pious. Fucking. Fraud.



Something just struck me... since it is known that at least some of the Gospels are faked works (but no-one knows which they are) and since this kind of fundie likes to claim there's no contradictions between the Gospels, surely the logical conclusion is that they think ALL the Gospels are faked works...

8/28/2008 11:15:38 PM

Fera

Your buybull is the lie..:)

8/28/2008 11:18:11 PM

John

Either evolution is a lie or the bible is a lie.

Yep. But we already know the Bible is full of errors, so it looks like evolution wins.

8/29/2008 12:17:58 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"Let God always be true and every man a liar . . ."

So, since the various books of the bible were written by men who claimed to have been "divinely inspired by God," then...

Sweet! You just proved that the bible is a lie!

8/29/2008 12:36:30 AM
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