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Bullshiat, you guys think you're "smart." You think everything is "over people's heads" who don't agree with you, you think this is why YOUR "world is broken," YOU THINK TEACHING EVOLUTION MAKES A DIFFERENCE...... Evolution is horrifically assanine and it insults my intelligence to have idiots come on here charging that its a right of passage EVERYONE and should be mandated that this specific area of study MUST be mandated while all of us Accountants are like hey!@!!!! WHY CAN'T WE MANDATE TEACHING TAX LAW TO CAPTIVE AUDIENCES WITH UNDERDEVELOPED MINDS!! PEOPLE HAVE OT DO TAXES RIGHt? or phsychologist saying HEY, WE NEED TO MANDATE TEACHING THE AFFECTS OF CRACK!

MilkBeer, Fark 53 Comments [8/29/2008 8:38:07 PM]
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Lectora

Unreadable. Nearly gibberish.

8/29/2008 8:42:18 PM

Old Viking

They used to mandate teaching the benefits of spelling and grammar.

8/29/2008 8:42:47 PM

Horsefeathers

"Bullshiat, you guys think you're "smart.""

Yes. Yes I do.

"You think everything is "over people's heads" who don't agree with you, you think this is why YOUR "world is broken," YOU THINK TEACHING EVOLUTION MAKES A DIFFERENCE......"

It certainly makes a difference in, well, damn near every aspect of modern life. Medicine, pharmaceuticals, crop yields, electronic component design and so on.

"Evolution is horrifically assanine and it insults my intelligence to have idiots come on here charging that its a right of passage EVERYONE and should be mandated that this specific area of study MUST be mandated while all of us Accountants are like hey!@!!!! WHY CAN'T WE MANDATE TEACHING TAX LAW TO CAPTIVE AUDIENCES WITH UNDERDEVELOPED MINDS!! PEOPLE HAVE OT DO TAXES RIGHt?"

Tax law is a highly specialized subsection of a the generalized field of accounting. Evolution, at this point, essentially is the biology course because everything in biology is rooted in it. That is the difference.

To give an example that an accountant such as yourself could understand, removing evolution from biology would be like trying to teach mathematics without numbers.

"or phsychologist saying HEY, WE NEED TO MANDATE TEACHING THE AFFECTS OF CRACK!"

That would be chemistry, not psychology, unless you're studying the long term psychological effects of the drug.

8/29/2008 8:49:34 PM

approximate

You have no intelligence to insult.

8/29/2008 8:50:28 PM

Princess Rot

Clearly they don't mandate the uses of spelling and grammar to fundies.

8/29/2008 8:53:19 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

I would be much happier if we mandated the teaching of proper grammar and spelling.

Edit: No, I am not Princess Rot's sock puppet; just another case of great minds thinking alike.

8/29/2008 8:54:51 PM

Berny

I think you comment is, to quote from you, horrifically assanine <sic>.
Oh, and all caps does not automatically make your argument more intelligent. It just makes you look like an idiot.

8/29/2008 8:58:13 PM

Smells Like a Monkey

Your flagrant and random use of Caps Lock insults my eyes.

(Side note - shouldn't "Caps Lock" be written in all caps on the keyboard?)

8/29/2008 9:08:15 PM

Grigadil

Poster child for crack abuse?

@Smells Like a Monkey ,

"cAPS lOCK."

8/29/2008 9:09:28 PM

aaa

Caps won't help you.

8/29/2008 9:11:43 PM

Illuminatalie

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8/29/2008 9:31:47 PM

Mike

Wut?

8/29/2008 9:42:23 PM

anevilmeme

Oh no, he used cap locks, we might as well give up and go home.

8/29/2008 9:49:52 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

o_O

8/29/2008 9:57:28 PM

babyboi420

I love how he spewed about insulting his intelligence but then used "affects" instead of "effects"

8/29/2008 10:00:19 PM

Osiris

People should learn about evolution because that why they don't look like complete loons when they try to "disprove" it. We should also teach kids the EFFECTS of crack so that they'll be less likely to do it. And of course high school seniors should learn how to file taxes.
Ultimately you've shown us some very good ideas to reform the education system, why are you so angry?

8/29/2008 10:01:08 PM

Jay-Sus

This is what happens when you huff paint.

8/29/2008 10:54:57 PM

Nowonmai

Someone's wetware and keyboard circuits are well and truly scrambled.

8/29/2008 10:56:32 PM

anonymous_troy

Get some evidence. Take a chill pill. Next!

8/29/2008 11:01:25 PM

GreenEyedLilo

@ anevilmeme: *snork*

All we have to do to teach kids the effects of crack is show them this.

8/29/2008 11:37:33 PM

mrsyoungie

The way this progresses from bad spelling to "quotes" to random CAPITALIZATION to ellipses..........to FULL ON CAPITALS FOR EVERYTHING.
I envision him at his puter shouting then foaming at the mouth and falling over in a seizure by the end of the rant.

8/29/2008 11:50:24 PM

Rallymodeller

..."it insults my intelligence"...

Can't insult something you haven't got.

8/29/2008 11:55:11 PM

tracer

What, you mean you don't do your own taxes?

Slacker.

8/30/2008 1:14:35 AM

struby

I think tax law would be a great idea for everyone to learn. Except it isn't a subject that is understandable to middle school children. Do you see what I did there?

And, uh, they do teach the effects (E-ffects) of crack in school. It's all in health class, which I'm sure you didn't take since goddidntwantit!

8/30/2008 2:44:50 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Speak English, and remove Caps lock. In whatever order you please, honestly.

8/30/2008 3:01:05 AM
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