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Evolution is just one big, fat lie.....and it's been put into motion by the father of lies, Satan. The acceptance of it over the past 150 years will serve to make it easier for him to convince gullible unbelievers someday that life exists outside our planet....and once people believe that, the scene will be primed and ready for the anti-Christ to arrive on the scene.....maybe on his own little private flying saucer......who knows?

Regardless, he'll have some really great explanation of the disappearance of millions and millions of Christians.........which I'm sure he'll assure everyone were the "scum" of the earth...that the earth will then be "cleansed and purged" of the "Jesus crowd".....and he will convince everyone that world peace under his rule will FINALLY be possible.

Whether or not it all goes down just like this.......who knows? Who cares? But, one thing is certain. Satan knows the end of the Book. He knows his days are numbered. He's lived outside the realm of time and space before, and he wants to take as many down with him as he can. He loves suckers and foolish people. I think he's got quite a following, too.

Sharp Girl, Myspace 34 Comments [8/30/2008 3:21:31 PM]
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SurfinSeaOtter

I think Sharp Girl is not the sharpest tool in the shed :P

8/30/2008 3:29:05 PM

D Laurier

Evolution is just one big fat observable process that has been repeatedly documented by countless independent sources.
.... and its been put in motion by the imperfect replication of biological entitys.

Sharp Girl is realy into the rapture fantasy there isnt she.


8/30/2008 3:35:06 PM



He knows his days are numbered
I'd have a big party if my days were numbered. Not try to corrupt the innocent, just have a massive sex orgy with those already corrupted.

8/30/2008 3:44:48 PM

Topaz_witch

Me thinkest the Sharp Girl has been sniffing the Sharpies.

8/30/2008 3:53:12 PM

mama hubbard

...and then the anti-christ will take all the christians and throw them into a volcano, freeing their souls from their corporal prisons. But since the anti-christ doesn't want the souls in heaven, he will wait above the volcano with his new "soul-catching" technology...

wait, what the fuck were we talking about?

8/30/2008 3:55:47 PM

Amanda

You know who else has a following made up of suckers and foolish people? JESUS.

8/30/2008 4:03:51 PM

Quaffer

If satan knows the end of the story, then why does he bother to play along?

8/30/2008 4:09:29 PM

RavenWood

Satan told the truth in the bible (if you believe he was the snake).

The rest of it is word vomit.

8/30/2008 4:17:41 PM

John

Creationism is just one big, fat lie ... and it's been put into motion by the father of lies, Satan. It portrays God as a bumbling fool who has to custom-make each plant and animal instead of creating a self-evolving and self-correcting system; one who builds the vertebrate retina backwards; who gives color-blind animals defective color-vision genes instead of just leaving them out; who creates a caterpillar that eats spinach, then gives the spinach a hormone that causes the caterpillar to develop into a grossly defective monster instead of a butterfly, then gives the caterpillar the ability to store up the hormone, then creates a wasp that eats caterpillars and sees its larvae turn into grossly defective monsters, too.

The acceptance of it over the past 3,500 years will serve to make it easier for him to convince gullible believers that they can sit on their lazy asses, drop out of high school and work at the WalMart warehouse and then some day, after a life of petty whining, selfishness and holier-than-thou criticism of their fellow man, they can live like a hedge fund manager in heaven just by saying "I love you, Jesus".

8/30/2008 4:26:30 PM

kingoftheheavies

Regardless, he'll have some really great explanation of the disappearance of millions and millions of Christians.........which I'm sure he'll assure everyone were the "scum" of the earth...that the earth will then be "cleansed and purged" of the "Jesus crowd".....and he will convince everyone that world peace under his rule will FINALLY be possible.

I wish "millions and millions" of christ-stains would disappear. Except for the "rule" part (because no one rules me), this sounds pleasant!

8/30/2008 4:29:36 PM

Laura

Fascinating theory! I have never heard that before in my life! I'll bet you came up with this "Satan in a flying saucer" scenario all by yourself, didn't you? Oh, wait, no you didn't because you're spewing the same insane bullshit we've heard a thousand times. If you ever had an original thought your fucking head would explode, wouldn't it? Which is why you're a fundie.

8/30/2008 4:34:38 PM

crazyroper

If satan actually knows that he's going to lose no matter what, why wouldn't he just make amends with papa god?

8/30/2008 4:39:42 PM

Thejebusfire

Evolution is just one big, fat lie.....
Last time I checked lies did not have facts and evidence behind them.


8/30/2008 5:09:58 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

Funny, you may call me foolish..but what you just described of this anti-christ is pretty okay with me..removal of the ultra fundies, the supremecy of science, calling fundies the "scum of the earth" and world piece.

If you had of added that the maniacal muslims were also gone i would have creamed my jeans..stop teasing with me!

8/30/2008 5:43:30 PM

Gawd

Several have beaten me to it, but I agree. Why does Satan even bother considering his flaming failure is a foregone conclusion and has been for millenia?

I would think that when the rapture happens, Satan will just sorta shrug and say, "yeah, yeah, blah, blah, let's just get this whole thing over with".

8/30/2008 5:58:50 PM

anonymous_troy

I like this Satan guy. Eh Raptures Christians and doesn't afraid of science.

8/30/2008 6:22:33 PM

Giveitaday

blah, blah, blah, evolution, blah, blah, blah, lies, blah, blah, blah, satan, blah, blah, blah, anti-christ, blah, blah, blah, rapture, blah, blah, blah, aliens

The acceptance of it over the past 150 years will serve to make it easier for him to convince gullible unbelievers someday that life exists outside our planet....and once people believe that, the scene will be primed and ready for the anti-Christ to arrive on the scene.....maybe on his own little private flying saucer......who knows?

Now who's the gullible one here? Surely not you Sharp Girl?

I may belive that the existence of life on other planets is quite possible, but you are the one spouting off about christians disappearing and anti christs in flying saucers. So, once again, Who's the gullible one here?

8/30/2008 6:51:54 PM

Firthy2002

If Satan knows what's gonna happen, what makes you think he's gonna play along? What if he makes his own rules, or a really big Jesus nuke?

8/30/2008 7:08:23 PM

aaa

Sharp, you ain't.

8/30/2008 7:10:17 PM

Panz

the only thing sharp about SG is the pencil she stabbed her brain with to come up with this mindfuck

8/30/2008 7:59:43 PM

Old Viking.

Actually her user name was bestowed upon her by her fellow fundies.

8/30/2008 8:50:46 PM

LAchlan

At the point in history where humans and apes diverged, Christians also did, then evolved backwards.

8/30/2008 8:59:12 PM

Jay-Sus

Whoever gave you that username was fucking stupid. Dense Girl would be more fitting.

8/30/2008 10:29:50 PM

Mudflappus

Something I've always wondered but have never been aswered about is exactly why this Satan fellow wants to drag us down with him anyway. Is is some sort of misery loves company thing? So many Xtians swear by it to keep each other in line.

8/30/2008 11:42:07 PM

buffettphan

"the scene will be primed and ready for the anti-Christ to arrive on the scene.....maybe on his own little private flying saucer"

Wait a second! I thought you fundies believed that Obama was the anti-Christ. Make up your mind!

8/31/2008 1:49:44 AM
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