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Again, you have no comprehension whatsoever. There is a reason why Christ had to DIE.
God married Israel (his people) through contract, and because Israel sinned, He wanted no more part of them. So, He divorced them. However, the law states that you can only marry again, only if the other half has died. So, in order for Israel to redeemed again by God, Christ had to die, and also in turn the people would be redeemed.

The Cosmos, MyADSL 49 Comments [8/29/2008 10:09:49 PM]
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Tsog-Sothotha

WTF?!

8/29/2008 10:13:34 PM

TheOutsider

And this is in the Bible where exactly?

8/29/2008 10:23:07 PM

Green

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

8/29/2008 10:25:49 PM

aaa

Polygamy?

8/29/2008 10:27:42 PM

WhyDontYou.Org.UK

W

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8/29/2008 10:37:24 PM

Old Viking

Light finally shines on a murky topic.

8/29/2008 10:37:52 PM

GigaGuess

Whaaaaat?

8/29/2008 10:52:25 PM

Nowonmai

Yup, you guys make this shit up as you go along.

8/29/2008 10:53:56 PM

crazyroper

So only the jews that lived during that time period are the ones that need to believe in christ?

8/29/2008 10:54:32 PM

kingoftheheavies

What in thee fuck?

o_O

8/29/2008 10:56:33 PM

anonymous_troy

So God is subject to a higher power?

He's not omnipotent?

He couldn't just say, "Maybe this one time"?

8/29/2008 10:57:03 PM

Illuminatalie

Now THAT makes perfect sense. Let me try one now. The Atlanteans were God's own goldfish, and after keeping them in a bowl on his desk for a while, He put them in a pond in his backyard. That winter, the top of the goldfish pond froze but the Atlanteans were safe at the bottom. Now, it's spring, and the polar caps are melting.. Rumours are of secret power-sharing deals with the Micronesian islands, who were lucky enough to possess pyschics powerful enough to communicate with the Atlanteans.


8/29/2008 10:58:14 PM

Jay-Sus

This makes no sense even while I'm standing on my head.

8/29/2008 11:01:00 PM

GM

Damn it TC! How many times do I need to tell you to stick to your talking points? Repeat after me: "Marraige is between one man and one woman." It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, and sure as hell not Adam and TWELVE ENTIRE FUCKING TRIBES of goat herders. Lets just both keep to the script and pretend you never said anything, OK?

8/29/2008 11:01:54 PM

RavenWood

Gawd's a pimp, yo.

8/29/2008 11:03:27 PM

Horsefeathers

"Again, you have no comprehension whatsoever. There is a reason why Christ had to DIE.
God married Israel (his people) through contract, and because Israel sinned, He wanted no more part of them. So, He divorced them. However, the law states that you can only marry again, only if the other half has died. So, in order for Israel to redeemed again by God, Christ had to die, and also in turn the people would be redeemed."


I was originally going to say this is one of the stupidest things I've heard but after looking at it some more I've come to the conclusion that it's no more absurd than anything else you people believe.

8/29/2008 11:07:29 PM



Covenant is not exactly what you're thinking in this context. Besides, I have yet to see that, in order to remarry, you have to kill one of your kids(the biggest equivalent I can think of, regarding the nature of Jesus as the son of God)

8/29/2008 11:27:07 PM

John

However, the law states that you can only marry again

Let me see if I have this straight: God invented this law that says He can't marry again until His "wife" (Israel) dies; so to allow Himself to marry again under His own self-invented law, He has to allow Himself to be killed. This somehow meant that He was now free to "remarry" Israel because His death is actually Israel's death. Except that Israel didn't actually die; He did. But this somehow satisfies the law that He invented.

I'm sorry. I have to lie down - I'm dizzy now ...

8/29/2008 11:44:02 PM

Mike

Genocide for Jesus! YAY!

8/29/2008 11:49:09 PM

Painful

W....T....F....?

Hell, just hand me the Whiskey instead, I'm clearly not drunk enough to keep up. You can keep the Tango and the Foxtrot.

8/29/2008 11:59:43 PM

ID82

Wow that is the craziest thing I've ever heard.

8/30/2008 12:07:28 AM

Jax

God is bisexual?

8/30/2008 1:02:46 AM

tracer

I missed the part in Genesis where Yahweh married anybody.

(Other than Ashera, perhaps.)

8/30/2008 1:08:19 AM

Alcari

Well... That's an interpretation I never heared before.
So basically, Jesus' crucifiction was basically a legal loophole?

8/30/2008 1:08:48 AM

Osiris

That is the most convoluted fucking shit ever.

8/30/2008 2:07:15 AM
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