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Please do not let your child participate in yoga!!! She will experience spiritual attacks if you do!!!

FaithContender, Rapture Ready 38 Comments [8/28/2008 9:21:37 PM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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#657530
anonymous_troy

You should be more concerned about real things like pedophiles. Yoga seems like it would be a real issue with that sort of thing.

8/28/2008 9:24:14 PM
#657535
Haeron

"She will experience exercise, discipline and control over her body if you do!"

Fixed.

8/28/2008 9:25:05 PM
#657539
Nightboomfer

But Yoga will allow your child to defend themselves by shooting fireballs and stretching their limbs!

8/28/2008 9:26:50 PM
#657541
Elphada

idiot. Then keep your child home and teach them. You people are in serious need of a life.

8/28/2008 9:27:34 PM
#657557
Thejebusfire

Keep your child in a basement away from the rest of the world if you want. Don't tell other people how to raise their kids.

8/28/2008 9:33:23 PM
#657561
Blackrend

Paranoid much?

8/28/2008 9:38:38 PM
#657583
Daken

sure she will, the fat from her body will be attacked by the demon of exersise.

8/28/2008 9:49:38 PM
#657631
RavenWood

Ohnoez! Exzersizez!!

8/28/2008 10:10:28 PM
#657646
Jay-Sus

Getting into shape. It's so evil *breathing heavely* Get me a burger, large fries and a diet soda. Cancel that soda. Too fattening.

8/28/2008 10:19:08 PM
#657648
Kurrus

The spiritual attacks of flexibility!

8/28/2008 10:19:35 PM
#657657
approximate

I always felt that way about Soccer.

8/28/2008 10:21:53 PM
#657664
Amanda

Isn't that warning on the box of Wii Fit?

8/28/2008 10:24:08 PM
#657671


Nightboomfer
You know that you're a nerd when you instantly think "street fighter."

8/28/2008 10:28:39 PM
#657686
slipknot45

It may but it'll keep her nice and trim!

8/28/2008 10:35:07 PM
#657696
Mrs. Antichrist

Please do not let your child participate on Rapture Ready!!! She will experience severe brain damage if you do!!!

8/28/2008 10:38:22 PM
#657734
Laura

You guys are really living in the wrong country if you don't want your kids to be exposed to ideas and practices from other cultures, don't you think? Maybe you should move.

8/28/2008 10:51:31 PM
#657741
El O. Ell

How would a method of exercise cause spiritual attacks?


8/28/2008 10:55:13 PM
#657804
David D.G.

Please do not let your child participate in yoga!!! She will experience spiritual attacks if you do!!!

Impossible! She can't be attacked by a demon while she's in the very act of exorcising!

;^D


~David D.G.

8/28/2008 11:41:30 PM
#657812
A. Person

@David D.G.

ROFLMAO!!

8/28/2008 11:49:11 PM
#657822
Illuminatalie

OK, Yoga is evil, whatever. Tell me if 'Yogurt' is also evil, then I think that's it for the Y's.

8/28/2008 11:54:12 PM
#657840
Ozymandias

Funny, even if I've never heard of this "Rapture Retards" site. (:

8/29/2008 12:06:38 AM
#657850
GreenEyedLilo

I thought those were leg cramps.

8/29/2008 12:12:40 AM
#657905
KatAutumn

Yoga isn't a religion. Yoga is bad for fundies because it reminds them of all those people who have more money and better bodies than they do.

8/29/2008 12:46:23 AM
#657931
tracer

"She"?

So it's okay for my child to practice Yoga if he's a boy, then?

8/29/2008 1:10:05 AM
#657932
Allegory for Jesus

"She will experience spiritual attacks..."

...from paranoid Christians.

8/29/2008 1:11:48 AM
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