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The more and more world events seem to unfold, I feel like a big scripted
play is being acted out. The politics is being acted out. The disasters are
being acted out. The religious aspect is being acted out. The only thing
real to me is Jesus and what his kingdom stands for. What we are seeing
is the orchastration of so many things and at the final moment, God is going
to sound the trumpet and call us to himself. As a side note, I have always
had this feeling that I won't be here in 2009. In some form or fashion...
So, God's will be done.

Diamond, Rapture Ready 56 Comments [8/29/2008 10:12:06 PM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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SurfinSeaOtter

Does your form or fashion involve kool-aid per chance?

8/29/2008 10:19:22 PM

Old Viking

Hey, your brain is already gone.

8/29/2008 10:20:36 PM

Smith

Wanna bet?

8/29/2008 10:21:47 PM

WhyDontYou.Org.UK

Keep praying for death and destruction.

Obviously the rapture only appeals to people with a really shitty life who are jealous of everyone else. Deep down they hope that the rapture will "save" them and make everyone else suffer they way they have.

Sad losers.

8/29/2008 10:31:39 PM

dhillcrest

{As a side note, I have always
had this feeling that I won't be here in 2009}

Like we give a fuck. Good.

8/29/2008 10:33:18 PM

kingoftheheavies

I hope to fuck that you're not here in 2009.

Please kill yourself now, in order to give us a headstart.

8/29/2008 10:40:48 PM

anonymous_troy

"I feel like everything real is fake and my fantasy crap is real!"

GET HELP

8/29/2008 10:41:13 PM

Grigadil

Dissociated from reality...yep, your days are numbered. Shut the door quietly when you leave.

8/29/2008 10:43:22 PM

Mudflappus

Jan 1 2009, Diamond chokes to death on a box of fabric softener thereby fulfilling the self incurred prophesy.

8/29/2008 10:46:58 PM

Nowonmai

Here's another entry to save for later use. And unless you actively suicide, I am SO gonna rub your nose into this.

8/29/2008 10:47:55 PM

RavenWood

Yeah, yeah....

8/29/2008 10:49:38 PM

approximate

We won't miss you in the least.

8/29/2008 10:56:07 PM

aaa

I bet you'll take a mix of pills and booze.

8/29/2008 11:00:12 PM

Jay-Sus

Eat the magic trail mix. It's made of vicadine, LSD, acid and pain killers.

8/29/2008 11:12:21 PM

Z

Closet paranoid schizophrenic?

8/29/2008 11:12:59 PM

Illuminatalie

"The more and more world events seem to unfold, I feel like a big scripted play is being acted out"
Yes, lighting and sound systems in churches have powerful and cumulative effects on our brains and CNS, and are absolutely comparable to the effects of a hallucinogenic drug. As your state of mind shows.

"The politics is being acted out. The disasters are
being acted out. The religious aspect is being acted out."
Unfortunately, expressions of your deepest fears are not acted out, but repressed deeply under the delusion that you belong to the Special Few who are chosen by God.

"God is going to sound the trumpet and call us to himself"
I think He's supposed to get someone else to do it for Him..

"As a side note, I have always had this feeling that I won't be here in 2009. In some form or fashion.."
In what form or fashion are you here? You know, you might be just a brain in a jar, anyways.


8/29/2008 11:22:02 PM



I have a feeling that we will be around in 5009 at least (and of course something like an RR-like cult will still exist and claim in 5010 and later 5015 the rapture or something like it would occur).

8/29/2008 11:34:58 PM

GreenEyedLilo

This is the second time I've seen reference to "won't be here in 2009." It's getting creepy, and not in the way the RR'ers intend heathens like me to be creeped out.

8/29/2008 11:47:45 PM

ID82

Youll say the same thing around this time next year.

8/29/2008 11:48:56 PM

ID82

I for some reason get the funny thought that the rapture occurs in the year 5,000 and by that point the human population has died out or moved onto another planet. And Jesus comes back saying I'm ready for you my children and there won't be anyone here.

8/29/2008 11:51:02 PM

Berny

What are the odds I would find statements like that for every year your stupid website has been around?
People like you will still be here waiting for the trumpets when the sane ones are off to colonize the universe.
Have fun.

8/30/2008 12:04:38 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"The only thing real to me is Jesus and what his kingdom stands for."

Funny thing...but, I would contend that that is one of the many things that are, most assuredly, not real at all. The politics, disasters, and religions, unfortunately, are. Sorry to disappoint.

"As a side note, I have always had this feeling that I won't be here in 2009"

He else here is rooting for a self-fulfilling prophecy?

8/30/2008 1:05:15 AM

That Goggles Kid

"I have always
had this feeling that I won't be here in 2009"

Yeah, yeah. That's what everyone said about 2007.

8/30/2008 1:33:56 AM

werewolf

All the world's a stage.

Please exit stage left. Now.

8/30/2008 1:38:20 AM

KatAutumn

You assholes were saying the whole, "I just have a feeling in my soul that I won't be here next year. I can just feel it!" since Jesus was nailed to the cross. In fact, go back through the RR archives. They were predicting that the rapture would occur by the end of the year back in the late 90's.

It should also be noted that this hasn't been any sort of a record-breaking year in terms of news events, wars or natural disasters. Unless, of course, you dicks think that the first black presidential candidate is a "sign of the end times".

8/30/2008 3:58:28 AM
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