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#658332
Mister Spak
If I remember right, our place to stay is going to decend from heaven and kinda orbit the earth
I don't remember the place I read it, Revelation I think. "
No, it was in Deep Space Nine.
8/29/2008 11:37:27 AM
#658333
stoat100
I'm sure pre/post/whatever-millennialists can actually spell 'millennium', so they are clearly referring to The Milennium Project:
http://www.ratbags.com/rsoles/
Taster: 'She also blessed a duck, but nobody seems to know why.'
8/29/2008 11:38:01 AM
#658343
Gressil
Do you think god has perfected artifical gravity? If not seven years in orbit is going to cause major calcium loss and limb atrophy.
8/29/2008 11:44:48 AM
#658361
Xotan
Close encounters of the third kind awaited, but still attached very much to material things.
8/29/2008 12:01:30 PM
#658372
Fera
Um..., busy with what? Doing kinky things with your god?
8/29/2008 12:08:18 PM
#658376
GreenEyedLilo
I love that sense of responsibility! If there are fatal car pileups and floods of wasted water because of the rapture, why, it will all just hammer home the point a little harder to people who are "left behind"!
8/29/2008 12:13:26 PM
#658378
kingoftheheavies
Way to know your buy-bull, asshat. It doesn't matter though, because that shit isn't going to happen.
8/29/2008 12:14:38 PM
#658442
Dick Handsome
Just fucking kill yourself, so no one has to deal with your water damage.
8/29/2008 1:02:57 PM
#658454
aaa
What?
8/29/2008 1:08:06 PM
#658457
Mortok
Well, if it's batshit crazy, odds are you'll find it in Revelations.
8/29/2008 1:09:57 PM
#658478
Amanda
You wouldn't care about the people who would live there after you or the person who would have to clean that up?
You bastard.
8/29/2008 1:21:36 PM
#658530
Drano, dumbfuck.
8/29/2008 2:01:20 PM
#658531
El Guapo
Life is always like that...the rapture never happens until you're in the shower.
The Lord has such an impish sense of humour (IMHO).
8/29/2008 2:01:50 PM
#658618
Paschal Wagner
I'm worried that when Santa comes down the chimney he'll drag soot all over my floor. What do I do?
8/29/2008 2:55:19 PM
#658643
Headache
I think I'm going to start marketing dildos in the shape Jesus, for the religious perverts, a special version with Jesus on cross and with a crown of thorns. That should get their juices flowing...
8/29/2008 3:15:28 PM
#658677
Princess Rot
I don't get how you could look forward to being a butt-naked satellite, personally.
8/29/2008 3:36:02 PM
#658808
Rainking
"I don't remember the place I read it, Revelation I think."
Nope. You will not find the phrase "orbit the earth" anywhere in the bible.
And maybe you should take care of that hair clog in your bath tub drain. Or pray to jesus to stick his holy fingers down there and do it for you. While he's at it, he might even do your dishes for you. You never know.
8/29/2008 5:36:09 PM
#658829
ozznova
Too damn bad only 140 000 people are gonna be in Jesus' space station.
Yeah, you're gonna be pissed when it turns out the JWs were right all along, huh!?
8/29/2008 5:47:26 PM
#658963
JohnTheAtheist
You can get Raptured nekkid? Hopefully Jesus will have some really nice robes for everyone. Cottony, maybe nicely embroidered. That would be nice.
8/29/2008 7:55:45 PM
#658986
Philbert McAdamia
Maybe if you ask him nice Jeebus will have a plumber check out the drainage in your new mansion in heaven. If plumbers go to heaven. You will be able to tell them apart by the gown being short in the back.
@ Headache
... dildos in the shape Jesus, ... with a crown of thorns.
Uh . . . a jewish tickler? heh heh
8/29/2008 8:07:21 PM
#659020
Old Viking
Ah, to go through each day with little squeaking noises like this in your head.
8/29/2008 8:23:16 PM
#659033
Reverend Jeremiah
Of all the fucked up things that could happen during your "rapture".. you can only think of your plumbing?
8/29/2008 8:30:13 PM
#659043
tracer
"I don't remember the place I read it, Revelation I think."
You misspelled "Tim LaHaye."
Hope this helps.
8/29/2008 8:42:32 PM
#659162
crazyroper
Because you'll be too busy sucking jesus' cock. At least that seems to be what you people believe at RR.
8/29/2008 9:54:01 PM
#659180
Illuminatalie
What if you're having a shit, and you get raptured? Does half the turd get raptured with you?
8/29/2008 10:01:29 PM
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