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#658412
Seeker in the Dark
Sign #1: No, metalheads are not part of your so-called "one-world government". What you saw was a rock concert. (Oh my gawd, the Debbil's music!!!11!!one)
Sign #2: No, trekkies are not part of the "one-world government" either, and the pointy ears are fake.
Geez, popular culture is not mentioned in your Bible, I guess. Right?
8/29/2008 12:51:53 PM
#658419
Shann
The paranoid is strong with this one, Obi-Wan.
8/29/2008 12:57:23 PM
#658423
Mortok
I got a satanic handsignal for ya...
8/29/2008 12:58:34 PM
#658427
Dick Handsome
What the FUCK?
8/29/2008 12:59:26 PM
#658441
Mister Spak
".(gives me something to do so I don't have to listen to the speaches so much!) "
If you are so disinterested in the "speaches" why don't you do something new? Read your bible.
8/29/2008 1:02:33 PM
#658451
JonnyTruant
Now please tell me about you tinfoil hat collection.
8/29/2008 1:07:18 PM
#658453
Philbert McAdamia
And if you don't catch Obama doing it, it just means he's using trickery to fool all of us. There's nothing so low the devils won't stoop to it.
8/29/2008 1:08:02 PM
#658456
GreenEyedLilo
Um, yeah. How about listening to the actual words coming out of his mouth?
8/29/2008 1:09:19 PM
#658482
Alcari
I know when Bush became president, him,his wife,his daughters all were using the hand signals (...) split in the middle(index and middle one side--ring and pinky on the other)(...)
Live long and prosper.
8/29/2008 1:24:32 PM
#658488
LAchlan KotU.
you could also use that time to learn to spell "speeches".
8/29/2008 1:30:07 PM
#658514
Allegory for Jesus
"it is not coinsidence when they make this signal, and not saying they are rock stars."
Being a rock fan would be sufficient...
8/29/2008 1:53:57 PM
#658516
Darn
Satanic handsignals like this ??
8/29/2008 1:55:04 PM
#658525
El Guapo
It would be a treat to spend an hour watching TV with Soshine...like performance art or something. WE MUST BE MINDFUL OF HANDSIGNALS!
8/29/2008 1:59:10 PM
#658540
This is CTSTDT surely?
8/29/2008 2:06:07 PM
#658553
Lectora
Paranoid delusion. Please seek medical attention.
8/29/2008 2:14:01 PM
#658566
Dan Onymous
Wouldn't the One World Government need to be at least organised enough to know who was in it already?
8/29/2008 2:19:59 PM
#658569
Horsefeathers
"be on the look out for the satanic handsignals too . I am watching for them."
And how, pray tell, would you know what a "Satanic hand signal" is? Hm...? Been sneaking out to the Black Mass have you? Doing a little chicken sacrifice in the basement maybe?
Careful or the Rapture Ready crowd will go ballistic and start pointing fingers at you. Witch hunts always get around to biting the self-righteous in the ass eventually and you'll start turning on one another soon enough.
"I know when Bush became president, him,his wife,his daughters all were using the hand signals over and over(and it wasnt the texas longhorn thing). --index and pinky finger up---or split in the middle(index and middle one side--ring and pinky on the other)--it is not coinsidence when they make this signal, and not saying they are rock stars."
You're kind of, well, stupid aren't ya?
"Those involved in the one world government do this to show the others that they are involved ."
If it's a "One World Government" and it's such a small select group of people why would they need to identify each other? Wouldn't they already know who's who?
"I will be looking at those on tv involved in the presidential inauguration.(gives me something to do so I don't have to listen to the speaches so much!)"
And guess what, you'll find them too. It's called confirmation bias you jackass. In your case it could also be signs of the onset of paranoid schizophrenia.
8/29/2008 2:22:49 PM
#658607
Princess Rot
Oh for fuck's sake, just don't vote if you think every candidate is evil.
8/29/2008 2:48:57 PM
#658624
aaa
Oh, those jolly little masons...
8/29/2008 2:59:50 PM
#658635
GigaGuess
I love how these people think the devil will be smart enough to fool most of the world, but dumb enough to be so obvious that the it will have the fundies in a blind, frothing furor.
8/29/2008 3:07:59 PM
#658653
This is exactly what's wrong with our government today. Idiots like YOU!!! Maybe if you were educated and listened to the damn speeches, you would actually do something intelligent with regards to your civic participation!
/end rant. Sorry, I'm a poli sci geek.
Since when are Star Trek signals satanic?
8/29/2008 3:20:53 PM
#659000
Fishcakes
I think it's time to be fitted for a new tinfoil hat.
8/29/2008 8:14:12 PM
#659005
Old Viking
Do you know what this means in Satanspeak?
8/29/2008 8:16:02 PM
#659167
Illuminatalie
"be on the look out for the satanic handsignals too . I am watching for them."
If you pay too much attention to the satanic handsignals, you will not notice the Heavenly Gnome wearing a #17 shirt, that will materialize, steal your gold, then vanish! Be on the lookout!
8/29/2008 9:56:42 PM
#659210
Jay-Sus
I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
8/29/2008 10:17:10 PM
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