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[on Obama's upcoming acceptance speech in front of faux stone columns]

be on the look out for the satanic handsignals too . I am watching for them. I know when Bush became president, him,his wife,his daughters all were using the hand signals over and over(and it wasnt the texas longhorn thing). --index and pinky finger up---or split in the middle(index and middle one side--ring and pinky on the other)--it is not coinsidence when they make this signal, and not saying they are rock stars. Those involved in the one world government do this to show the others that they are involved . I will be looking at those on tv involved in the presidential inauguration.(gives me something to do so I don't have to listen to the speaches so much!)

Sonshine, Rapture Ready 31 Comments [8/29/2008 12:37:40 PM]
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Seeker in the Dark

Sign #1: No, metalheads are not part of your so-called "one-world government". What you saw was a rock concert. (Oh my gawd, the Debbil's music!!!11!!one)

Sign #2: No, trekkies are not part of the "one-world government" either, and the pointy ears are fake.

Geez, popular culture is not mentioned in your Bible, I guess. Right?

8/29/2008 12:51:53 PM

Shann

The paranoid is strong with this one, Obi-Wan.

8/29/2008 12:57:23 PM

Mortok

I got a satanic handsignal for ya...

8/29/2008 12:58:34 PM

Dick Handsome

What the FUCK?

8/29/2008 12:59:26 PM

Mister Spak

".(gives me something to do so I don't have to listen to the speaches so much!) "

If you are so disinterested in the "speaches" why don't you do something new? Read your bible.

8/29/2008 1:02:33 PM

JonnyTruant

Now please tell me about you tinfoil hat collection.

8/29/2008 1:07:18 PM

Philbert McAdamia

And if you don't catch Obama doing it, it just means he's using trickery to fool all of us. There's nothing so low the devils won't stoop to it.

8/29/2008 1:08:02 PM

GreenEyedLilo

Um, yeah. How about listening to the actual words coming out of his mouth?

8/29/2008 1:09:19 PM

Alcari

I know when Bush became president, him,his wife,his daughters all were using the hand signals (...) split in the middle(index and middle one side--ring and pinky on the other)(...)


Live long and prosper.


8/29/2008 1:24:32 PM

LAchlan KotU.

you could also use that time to learn to spell "speeches".

8/29/2008 1:30:07 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"it is not coinsidence when they make this signal, and not saying they are rock stars."

Being a rock fan would be sufficient...

8/29/2008 1:53:57 PM

Darn

Satanic handsignals like this ??


8/29/2008 1:55:04 PM

El Guapo

It would be a treat to spend an hour watching TV with Soshine...like performance art or something. WE MUST BE MINDFUL OF HANDSIGNALS!

8/29/2008 1:59:10 PM



This is CTSTDT surely?

8/29/2008 2:06:07 PM

Lectora

Paranoid delusion. Please seek medical attention.

8/29/2008 2:14:01 PM

Dan Onymous

Wouldn't the One World Government need to be at least organised enough to know who was in it already?

8/29/2008 2:19:59 PM

Horsefeathers

"be on the look out for the satanic handsignals too . I am watching for them."

And how, pray tell, would you know what a "Satanic hand signal" is? Hm...? Been sneaking out to the Black Mass have you? Doing a little chicken sacrifice in the basement maybe?

Careful or the Rapture Ready crowd will go ballistic and start pointing fingers at you. Witch hunts always get around to biting the self-righteous in the ass eventually and you'll start turning on one another soon enough.

"I know when Bush became president, him,his wife,his daughters all were using the hand signals over and over(and it wasnt the texas longhorn thing). --index and pinky finger up---or split in the middle(index and middle one side--ring and pinky on the other)--it is not coinsidence when they make this signal, and not saying they are rock stars."

You're kind of, well, stupid aren't ya?

"Those involved in the one world government do this to show the others that they are involved ."

If it's a "One World Government" and it's such a small select group of people why would they need to identify each other? Wouldn't they already know who's who?

"I will be looking at those on tv involved in the presidential inauguration.(gives me something to do so I don't have to listen to the speaches so much!)"

And guess what, you'll find them too. It's called confirmation bias you jackass. In your case it could also be signs of the onset of paranoid schizophrenia.

8/29/2008 2:22:49 PM

Princess Rot

Oh for fuck's sake, just don't vote if you think every candidate is evil.

8/29/2008 2:48:57 PM

aaa

Oh, those jolly little masons...

8/29/2008 2:59:50 PM

GigaGuess

I love how these people think the devil will be smart enough to fool most of the world, but dumb enough to be so obvious that the it will have the fundies in a blind, frothing furor.

8/29/2008 3:07:59 PM



This is exactly what's wrong with our government today. Idiots like YOU!!! Maybe if you were educated and listened to the damn speeches, you would actually do something intelligent with regards to your civic participation!

/end rant. Sorry, I'm a poli sci geek.

Since when are Star Trek signals satanic?

8/29/2008 3:20:53 PM

Fishcakes

I think it's time to be fitted for a new tinfoil hat.

8/29/2008 8:14:12 PM

Old Viking

Do you know what this means in Satanspeak?

8/29/2008 8:16:02 PM

Illuminatalie

"be on the look out for the satanic handsignals too . I am watching for them."
If you pay too much attention to the satanic handsignals, you will not notice the Heavenly Gnome wearing a #17 shirt, that will materialize, steal your gold, then vanish! Be on the lookout!

8/29/2008 9:56:42 PM

Jay-Sus

I can't understand a damn word you're saying.

8/29/2008 10:17:10 PM
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