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This is absolutely sick. Being homosexual is not a sin.

Only actions can be sins.

If I did a genetic test and my baby was homosexual I'd tell him about it from the beginning and tell him that he's going to face unclean urges and that he must not act on them and must be celibate. I'd try to get him into the priesthood to make it more likely that he'd choose a celibate life.

JellyJuice, FSTDT 93 Comments [8/28/2008 10:21:49 PM]
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Jay-Sus

More arrogant piece of shit than Fundie.

8/28/2008 10:23:39 PM

Jesus Klingon

Yeah, because that's exactly what the priesthood needs: one more repressed homosexual.

8/28/2008 10:27:15 PM

Onan the Barbarian

So much for being "fearfully and wonderfully made" huh? Face it, homosexuality (and homosexual acts, for those who simply must split hairs) are not sinful.

On the other hand, is fundie anti-intellectualism sinful? I seem to remember Jesus saying something about loving God with all your mind, something fundies tend not to do.

8/28/2008 10:30:13 PM

Kzickas

I liked the first two sentences. The third one was okey as well. It went downhill fast after that

8/28/2008 10:32:35 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

There needs to be a genetic test for Poes.

8/28/2008 10:33:05 PM

Ken1971

"...I'd tell him about it from the beginning..."

"I'd try to get him into the priesthood to make it more likely that he'd choose a celibate life."

I can hear it now....


Rock-a-by baby on the tree top
When you grow up, you'll want to suck cock.
So you'll join the clergy, and with that intent
You'll sodomize altar boys till you're content.

8/28/2008 10:44:03 PM

BobMalarky

Yeah cause telling woefully repressed gays to go into the priesthood has worked out great so far.

8/28/2008 10:46:18 PM

Enna

Yah, cuz you can just force your children do to stuff. *eyeroll*

It's been centuries since children = cattle/possessions. This idiot needs to wake up

8/28/2008 10:48:53 PM

El O. Ell

If he had only the first 3 sentences, then it'd be a totally non-stupid sounding quote.

8/28/2008 10:48:58 PM

GigaGuess

@Ken1971

I present to you these shiny, albeit slightly used, internets, in return for your post of win.

8/28/2008 10:51:01 PM

anonymous_troy

gay + priest = Pow.

Edit: FUCK I meant Poe.

8/28/2008 10:57:05 PM

Rakjavik

Ken1971=Win. Hilarious

8/28/2008 10:59:24 PM



Into the priesthood? So he can molest children?

8/28/2008 11:10:44 PM

The Jamo

Yes, because we all know that priests do NOT have sex under ANY circumstances. I mean, if they did, there would be scandals on the daily news and tabloid programmes.

8/28/2008 11:15:39 PM

Giveitaday

Poe.

Ken1971: Bloody fucking brilliant, hope you don't mind if I steal that?

8/28/2008 11:21:31 PM

kingoftheheavies

Ken1971, you are a gawd...

8/28/2008 11:26:12 PM

One Trick Pony

It's a step, I guess. In which direction, who knows?

8/28/2008 11:33:27 PM

John

Why? Would he tell the kid not to eat shrimp or wear linen and wool at the same time? What's with this fundie obsession with homosexuality as if it were some kind of eleventh commandment?

8/28/2008 11:36:21 PM

RFP15

@Ken1971:

That is definitely in the top 5 funniest comments I have seen here.

8/28/2008 11:45:16 PM

Porky Pine

Yeah, because the priesthood is EXACTLY the place for a latent, repressed homosexual to be.


Yeaaaaahhhhh.....

8/28/2008 11:48:56 PM

Illuminatalie

Cotton eye poe.

8/28/2008 11:50:52 PM

Sayna

Has to be a Poe. Nobody would seriously post anything like that here.

8/28/2008 11:53:23 PM

Flatworm

I'd try to get him into the priesthood to make it more likely that he'd choose a celibate life.



...um...yeah...it's been tried. Didn't work out so well, as I recall.

8/28/2008 11:53:29 PM

GreenEyedLilo

I guess that's better than wanting to abort the kid, but not by much. This person obviously thinks she gets to arrogate an awful lot of control over her childrens' lives to herself.

@ Morrigan: Agree totally. I don't want a biological cause to be found until attitudes get *lots* better.

8/29/2008 12:10:17 AM

Morrigan

This kind of people is why i fear the day when they find a genetic cause for homosexuality

8/29/2008 12:24:50 AM
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