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If you believe what the Bible says, you won't go on some killing spree.

Jesus Christ is not some scapegoat, believing is a way of life.

Skraip aka Elazur, WoW offtopic 29 Comments [8/30/2008 7:30:19 PM]
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nuke

Or, if you believe that life is sacred...

8/30/2008 7:32:50 PM

RavenWood

Not a scapegoat till you whine "But Jeebuz said so!"

8/30/2008 7:42:26 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

Yeah, those dangerous Buddhists are about to go on a rampage aren't they?

8/30/2008 7:42:51 PM

Jeepers Creepers

I guess there were no killing sprees done by God's followers on the bible then.

8/30/2008 7:45:26 PM

Horsefeathers

"If you believe what the Bible says, you won't go on some killing spree."

Care to take a tour of death row and see just how wrong you are?

"Jesus Christ is not some scapegoat, believing is a way of life."

Right. Keep telling yourself that.

8/30/2008 7:57:13 PM

Old Viking.

Are you sure about the killing spree thingie? I thought the OT was a "How To" manual.

8/30/2008 8:00:28 PM

aaa

We don't kill people for a reason. We don't want to waste good tools.

8/30/2008 8:03:44 PM

Xotan

Timothy McVeigh...

8/30/2008 8:06:15 PM

John

If a guy is nuts enough to risk getting gunned down by the cops, he's not likely to fear some hypothetical lake of fire.

8/30/2008 9:07:33 PM



Eric Rudolph, Timothy McVeigh, Torquemada, Joshua(at Jericho, on God's orders), the guy at Virginia Tech, the guy who attacked the Unitarian Church in Tennessee, the Crusaders, and Adolph Hitler would like a word with you.

8/30/2008 9:35:42 PM



Non-sequitur and totally unrelated topics.

8/30/2008 9:46:09 PM

Fishcakes

I've yet to go on a killing spree.

Shit, I don't even kill bugs. I scoop them up on a piece of paper and fling them back outside onto the lawn.

8/30/2008 9:57:18 PM

Rambler

Doesn't sound fundi.

8/30/2008 9:59:47 PM

Jud

You really don't know anything, do you?

"Scape goat," comes from the practice of the ancient Israelites to take two goats, and sacrifice one, and send the other out into the wilderness, taking with it the sins of their people. That goat was, literally, the scape goat.

In your religion, Christ is a scape goat, taking upon him sins that are not his own.


Learn your own religion, dumbass.

8/30/2008 10:23:31 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"If you believe what the Bible says, you won't go on some killing spree."

Why not? Doing "God's work" isn't good enough for you?

"Jesus Christ is not some scapegoat"

ORLY?

8/30/2008 10:24:24 PM

Amanda

I'm pretty sure I'm not going to go on a killing spree, and the bible has nothing to do with it.

8/30/2008 10:39:18 PM

hmcook87

The Bible gloriously describes several killing sprees, and the technical term for piling the groups sins on another and punishing them instead of the group, is scapegoating. Its a discusting, primitive and immoral practice, and its the basis of your entire religion.

8/30/2008 10:46:22 PM

anonymous_troy

Well it hasn't stopped a number of your followers. Maybe you should try something new.

8/30/2008 10:55:37 PM

crazyroper

Stop with this "way of life" bullshit please, along with the rest of your tripe.

8/30/2008 10:58:14 PM

Jay-Sus

And while you're on tril the first thing out of your mouth is going to "God told me to do it." then your lawyer will ask that you plea insanity.

8/30/2008 11:03:27 PM

Osiris

If you have a shred of decency you won't go on a killing spree.

8/30/2008 11:22:08 PM

freako104

What about those who have killed in the name of god? If people did what the Bible said many people would be killed off

8/31/2008 12:16:34 AM

Ernest Tee

What about the bald guy who had the bears eat the kids cause they laughed at his head?

8/31/2008 12:22:57 AM

Eden

If you believe in the literal truth of the bible than you also believe that god himself ordered several killing sprees which didn´t even spare women and children. And that god himself killed people on several occasions, sometimes just for criticizing him.

It is all part of the old testament ;-)

8/31/2008 8:46:29 AM

Giveitaday

If you believe what the Bible says, you won't go on some killing spree

Except for all those people who belived what the bible said and still went on a killing spree.

8/31/2008 7:33:07 PM
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