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There is not one contradiction in the Bible.

Skraip aka Elazur, WoW offtopic 35 Comments [8/29/2008 8:34:03 PM]
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Submitted By: Worldsend
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Rat of Steel

Actually, you're right. *grins*

There isn't one; there are many.

8/29/2008 8:44:15 PM

Old Viking

Correct.

8/29/2008 8:48:40 PM

approximate

True.

8/29/2008 8:51:59 PM

+Geez,us?+

Bam

8/29/2008 8:55:22 PM

Nibien

Pft, God-bot is too shitty to even get his S3 shoulders!

8/29/2008 8:58:42 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Right; there are at least 900 contradictions in the bible.

8/29/2008 8:59:34 PM

aaa

There's a boatload of 'em.

8/29/2008 9:06:00 PM

Grigadil

Which contradiction are you trying to refute?

8/29/2008 9:06:55 PM

Berny

Have you ever read the damn thing?

8/29/2008 9:09:06 PM

Shann

This guy is getting his ass handed to him by the other gamers.

Okay I'll say it: PWNED!!!!

8/29/2008 9:10:38 PM

Amanda

Here we go again...

The number of beasts in the ark
GEN 7:2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female.

GEN 7:8 Of clean beasts, and of beasts that are not clean, and of fowls, and of every thing that creepeth upon the earth, GEN 7:9 There went in two and two unto Noah into the ark, the male and the female, as God had commanded Noah.


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How many stalls and horsemen?
1KI 4:26 And Solomon had forty thousand stalls of horses for his chariots, and twelve thousand horsemen.

2CH 9:25 And Solomon had four thousand stalls for horses and chariots, and twelve thousand horsemen; whom he bestowed in the chariot cities, and with the king at Jerusalem.


"http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html#contradictions"

8/29/2008 9:33:16 PM

ladnil

Enough with the WoW offtopic submissions, they're no more credible than /b/ as actually being fundies rather than trolls.

8/29/2008 9:38:01 PM

Illuminatalie

TOO easy.

8/29/2008 9:41:44 PM

anevilmeme

ROFLMAO!!!!

8/29/2008 9:55:08 PM

worldsend

the thing is Elazur isnt a troll

8/29/2008 9:55:13 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

1KI 4:26 And Solomon had forty thousand stalls of horses for his chariots, and twelve thousand horsemen.
2CH 9:25 And Solomon had four thousand stalls for horses and chariots, and twelve thousand horsemen; whom he bestowed in the chariot cities, and with the king at Jerusalem.

8/29/2008 10:09:25 PM

J. Random Lurker

Technically, he's right, there is not one. There are countless ones.

Birth of Jesus before or after the Census of Quirinus and the death of Herod, anyone?

8/29/2008 10:45:35 PM

Jay-Sus

You're right. There isn't one contradiction. There are several hundred.

8/29/2008 10:47:43 PM

Giveitaday

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8/29/2008 11:30:27 PM

anonymous_troy

There are fuckloads...

8/29/2008 11:56:34 PM

Rubyfruit

Well, this is technically right.

There isn't just one contradiction in the Bible. There are many.

8/30/2008 12:00:33 AM

tracer

Nibien wrote:

"Pft, God-bot is too shitty to even get his S3 shoulders!"


Those require Arena Points to purchase.

Some of us aren't sociable enough to pick up Arena partners -- or we just don't enjoy PvP.

8/30/2008 1:20:34 AM

Frank

i suggest u read it

8/30/2008 2:02:43 AM

Priestling

@tracer: At least those of us that don't like PVP (like myself on Feathermoon) can still resort to BG's. I have hardcore love for WSG.

8/30/2008 8:21:06 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

LOL..can you repeat that line over and over again while I read from www.skepticasannotatedbible.com please.

8/30/2008 11:30:17 PM
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