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I dunno, maybe they want to take your sperm and mix it with the ovum of a female fallen angel, in order to create a bastard human-fallen angel hybrid creature, known as the "antichrist."

Just a guess though.

Don't go to sleep tonight, and wear a gun.

Treemode, WoW offtopic 55 Comments [8/29/2008 12:36:54 PM]
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Submitted By: Worldsend
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Exmuslim Turk

...the fuck did you just say?!

8/29/2008 12:50:50 PM

ozznova

Don't they call those half-Night Elves?

8/29/2008 12:59:02 PM

Mortok

I thought angels either had no gender, or were all men.
And why would they want a lousy half-demon spawn when they could easily get freaky with their own kind and beget doubly powerful FULL demons? It makes no sense.

8/29/2008 1:00:53 PM

Dick Handsome

That really sounds cool, I've been wanting a hybrid creature for a long time.

8/29/2008 1:01:12 PM

kingoftheheavies

You can kill an angel with a gun?

Kewl!

8/29/2008 1:01:14 PM

Mister Spak

All we need to do now is find a female fallen angel. But we can't because she's hanging out with her boyfriend bigfoot.

8/29/2008 1:04:14 PM

Xotan

Holy fucking shit! How can someone this crazy not be in an asylum?

8/29/2008 1:05:08 PM

Survival of the Shittest

@Mortok

The hybrid demons get better fuel consumption.

8/29/2008 1:07:57 PM

Amanda

"Don't go to sleep tonight, and wear a gun."

Why, are you going to be anywhere near my house?

8/29/2008 1:20:29 PM

Alcari

Survival of the Shittest wins the internet

8/29/2008 1:22:33 PM

El Guapo

Or maybe they just want to explain that God has a plan for you or maybe wanted to sell you some tupperware. Not EVERYONE who darkens your doorway wants your sperm.

8/29/2008 1:24:20 PM

Doperwtje

Wasn't this on an X-files episode?

8/29/2008 1:33:49 PM

D Laurier

Realy badly garbled X files plotline

8/29/2008 1:44:54 PM

anonymous_troy

Or they could cut out the middle-man and just have the female angel rape me.

IT would be just as ridiculous, yet way more fun.

8/29/2008 1:48:56 PM

Enna

:-O:-O:-O:-O:-O:-O:-O:-O:-O:-O:-O:-O

8/29/2008 1:54:25 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"wear a gun."

LOL. Classic.

8/29/2008 1:55:18 PM

Doctor Whom

Smells like Poe spirit.

8/29/2008 2:33:32 PM

GigaGuess

Pretty batty, but some context would be nice, here.

8/29/2008 2:34:57 PM

Somebody

How about you wear some clothes and pray that Mr. Badguy won't take your sperm.

8/29/2008 2:43:09 PM

Princess Rot

Stop. playing. World. of. Warcraft. It is taking over your mind.

8/29/2008 2:50:19 PM

aaa

Paranoia is strong in this one.

8/29/2008 2:58:56 PM

Headache

+5 insane

8/29/2008 3:11:37 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

Please tell me that this guy doesnt own a gun!!!

8/29/2008 3:19:41 PM



Don't ever go to sleep again...

8/29/2008 3:22:11 PM

BreeStar

This has to be a poe.

8/29/2008 3:33:10 PM
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