I dunno, maybe they want to take your sperm and mix it with the ovum of a female fallen angel, in order to create a bastard human-fallen angel hybrid creature, known as the "antichrist."
Just a guess though.
Don't go to sleep tonight, and wear a gun.
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"Don't go to sleep tonight, and wear a gun."
Why, are you going to be anywhere near my house?
Or they could cut out the middle-man and just have the female angel rape me.
IT would be just as ridiculous, yet way more fun.
"wear a gun."
LOL. Classic.
Not much help. Witches, demons, aliens, evil angels, or whatever is troubling this little idjit are immune to bullets except, possibly those of the silver variety. (And even then, I don't think they work unless a certified priest says the proper woo-woo over them first.)
I imagine sleeping in that tinfoil hat is uncomfortable.
Sounds like it'd be a cool idea for a comic book, though.
Just a guess though.
I thought so.
Hmmm... sex with a female fallen angel. Sounds kinky!
Of course, as good anti-christians, we would use contraceptives ;-)
"I dunno, maybe they want to take your sperm and mix it with the ovum of a female fallen angel, in order to create a bastard human-fallen angel hybrid creature, known as the "antichrist."
Or maybe, God fucks the Leader of Hell, Hild:
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And as a result of said union, she gives birth to the Goddess-Demon hybrid Urd:
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"Just a guess though."
Look, "Ah! My Goddess" is one of my all-time favourite manga, and I adore the anime adaptations of such, but you're a borderline obsessive about the matter, and it's not healthy.
The "A!MG" anime is not a documentary.
There's a comic-book origion story in there. My daughter the Demi-Angel, Grandchild of heaven, Half-breed, misfit, torn between two worlds and one doesn't exist.
Think I'd call her Figment
Nephelim went out of style ages ago...
The Anti-Christ is the anti-thesis of Christ...aka God's Son/Devil's Son. No Angel/human Sex Involved.
And I would think that Satan would have better taste then to use a WoW player to sire his half-breed Angel Anti-Christ Host Body.
Confused?
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