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#658546
Horsefeathers
"I was thinking of a pit, with hot molten lava look, occasional spurting flames, steam and smoke would be more fitting."
And a hell of a lot cooler too! You realize that many younger voters would probably vote for him just for that, right?
"(Sorry, just couldn't help myself - the idea just wouldn't go away)"
Aw, how cute. The fundy is sentimental about his very first idea.
8/29/2008 2:10:33 PM
#658551
Android R
What the hell is wrong with these RaptureRetards? The whole topic is full of nuts (well, it IS raptureretarded) who say that we won't be taken seriously because of Obama's effort to appeal to other nations. McCain wants to bomb other nations to oblivion. And then they talk about togas. I thought I knew the depth of human stupidity. I was wrong.
8/29/2008 2:12:59 PM
#658552
Dan Onymous
Yeah, well you're a nob, aren't you?
8/29/2008 2:13:12 PM
#658557
Allegory for Jesus
"a change of stage - do you suppose this might be a bit mean spirited:
I was thinking of a pit, with hot molten lava look, occasional spurting flames, steam and smoke would be more fitting."
Sorry, if they didn't use that stage for Bush's inauguration either time, they're not going to use it for Obama's speech.
8/29/2008 2:15:43 PM
#658563
Lucilius
I hope Obama puts on a devil costume for Halloween. That should give all of these loonies massive heart attacks and we won't be pestered by them any more.
8/29/2008 2:17:57 PM
#658564
GreenEyedLilo
Well, he's already a rock star candidate. Pyro would've been cool!
8/29/2008 2:18:48 PM
#658574
Nic
Why are the nutbags all up in arms over columns all of a sudden? I'm so confused!
8/29/2008 2:27:56 PM
#658579
Lucilius
@Nic – Because they've got nothing else to complain about. Gotta make up something to hate about dark-skinned lllllllllibruls. Isn't that what their Middle Eastern teacher of peace and equality would do?
Uh, wait a minute ....
8/29/2008 2:31:36 PM
#658591
JonathanE
I thought that the backdrop looked a lot like the white house, personally.
When Obama is elected, and the "rapture" fails to happen, will the evangelicals be surprised when he acheives a landslide victory to his second term?
8/29/2008 2:36:54 PM
#658604
Aethernaut
And NowAlive & company think they have the moral high ground? HA!
8/29/2008 2:46:40 PM
#658611
because God is a republican!
8/29/2008 2:51:31 PM
#658612
Princess Rot
He does realise that his idea, done correctly, would attract a lot of young voters?
8/29/2008 2:51:57 PM
#658619
Onan the Barbarian
I don't get it. You'd think that if the Rapture Retards actually believed Obama to be their Antichrist, they'd all vote for him in the hopes that he'd kick off armageddon instead of constantly badmouthing him. Time for them to put up or shut up.
8/29/2008 2:56:04 PM
#658620
Xotan
"Sorry, just couldn't help myself "
Isn't that the cry of most sinners?
8/29/2008 2:56:30 PM
#658623
SWGM
Oh..oh, I GET it! Because he's supposed to be the Anti-Christ, right? Ha ha ha ha ha! That is a knee-slapper, my friend! How witty you are!
[/sarcasm]
8/29/2008 2:59:49 PM
#658664
aaa
Right...
8/29/2008 3:29:37 PM
#658702
IanC
What a twat.
8/29/2008 3:50:24 PM
#658705
Mister Spak
For the republic convention I suggest a big banner with the number 1984.
8/29/2008 3:51:17 PM
#658744
approximate
Then they could toss Bush & Cheney in.
8/29/2008 4:51:41 PM
#658774
Lulzmonger
If it were a rock concert, sure.
8/29/2008 5:14:58 PM
#658840
Enna
...What?
8/29/2008 5:54:35 PM
#658922
kingoftheheavies
How sweet; the little fundie is trying to be cute and funny!
8/29/2008 7:31:39 PM
#658941
tracer
The only way the U.S. is going to recover from the international relations morass the sitting administration has put us into is for the next president's slogan to be "Sorry, guys, that wasn't me!"
8/29/2008 7:43:11 PM
#658959
JohnTheAtheist
Again, I hereby ban all RaptureRetards from talking about the candidates, the election and from voting. You all will not be around anyway so please, please, please leave this decision to those of us who will have to suffer through the tribulations while you are enjoying your "mansions and stuff".
Thank you.
8/29/2008 7:52:45 PM
#658970
Old Viking
Har-de-har-har.
8/29/2008 7:59:32 PM
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