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Barack Obama may be the Antichrist, he has risen up out of no where, he mesmerizes crowds, people are gathering in huge numbers, he is likely becoming the next President of the United States. Do not look only to what I say, but look to your Bibles, to passages in John, Daniel, and Revelations.

Obama is the Anti-Christ. This is the evidence:
1.- He will come as a man of Peace (Obama promises peace in Iraq, defeat for the US)
2.- He will come mounted on a white Female horse(Obama mother is white who had 6 African husbands)
3.- He will come to deceive( Obama says he's a Christian but in fact he was born a Muslim, practices the Islamic religion, prays Friday’s facing Mecca)
4.- He will make himself the most powerful man on earth, if elected
5.- He will try to destroy the Jewish People and Israel( Obama has said he loves the Arabs specially the Palestinians, hates Israel and Jews. Admires Hitler, Osama etc)
6.- He will present himself as good and righteous but in fact he's Satan himself. Violence is in his heart
7.- Obama will help Al Qaida in its evil projects.
8.- Barack Hussein Obama is the “King of the South” predicted in the Bible.(Daniel .11, Kenya is south of Jerusalem)
9.- Obama comes to implant muslim Sharia Law upon America.
10.Obama hails from chicago whose zipcode is 60606.
11.Obama would be a "black" president in the "white" house (satan is described as black in attribute and who seeks to take over the white mansion known as heaven).
12.Nostradamus prophesized the name of the antichrist is "Mabus." This can relate to why Obama is the antichrist. If you write obama+bush, you end up with obamabush.



Obama is the Anti-Christ, beware of him.

Watch him and don't let you be deceived by Him.

Gladria, WoW offtopic 76 Comments [8/30/2008 7:29:28 PM]
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Submitted By: Worldsend
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The only truth in this whole pile of bullshit(obviously you are not Christian Gladiola or you better pray about violating the ninth commandment this many times) is the first part of #11, which is what really bothers you, isn't it, racist asshole?

8/30/2008 7:36:43 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

My math teacher is the antichrist!!! Last night I was doing my homework and got an answer of 656,296!!!


8/30/2008 7:39:28 PM

BreeStar

Good grief. This is so ridiculous that I'm just about laughing myself to death here.

8/30/2008 7:42:19 PM

J. Random Lurker

First, it's Revelation, not Revelations.

Second, cue that "Citation Needed" pic ad infinitum.

Third, let's face it: you're a racist pile of garbage who's mortified that an African-American could win the White House and then attempts to use the buy-bull to justify your bigotry.

8/30/2008 7:46:21 PM

RavenWood

:headdesk:

8/30/2008 7:49:01 PM

worldsend


8/30/2008 7:50:11 PM

aaa

For fucks sake...

8/30/2008 7:53:10 PM

LabRat

And they tell us to get a life?

8/30/2008 7:58:01 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu


8/30/2008 8:00:52 PM

Philip from Australia

Obama is the Anti-Christ. This is the evidence:
"1.- He will come as a man of Peace (Obama promises peace in Iraq, defeat for the US)"

because, well, you know, promising war is a great way to win votes.

"2.- He will come mounted on a white Female horse(Obama mother is white who had 6 African husbands)"

Her wikipedia entry says 2. And the 2nd was not that black (being Indonesian and all). As flakey as Wikipedia can be... I think I trust it a bit more than you.

"3.- He will come to deceive( Obama says he's a Christian but in fact he was born a Muslim, practices the Islamic religion, prays Friday’s facing Mecca) "

Of COURSE he's a deceiver. He's a politician. How do you know what he does on Fridays? Evidence, or it didn't happen.

"4.- He will make himself the most powerful man on earth, if elected"

Just like every other USA President?

"5.- He will try to destroy the Jewish People and Israel( Obama has said he loves the Arabs specially the Palestinians, hates Israel and Jews. Admires Hitler, Osama etc) "

ok... Citations need for those claims.

"6.- He will present himself as good and righteous but in fact he's Satan himself. Violence is in his heart "

THAT is an opinion. Evidence needed.

"7.- Obama will help Al Qaida in its evil projects."

How do yo know?

"8.- Barack Hussein Obama is the “King of the South” predicted in the Bible.(Daniel .11, Kenya is south of Jerusalem) "

Opinion. Not evidence.

"9.- Obama comes to implant muslim Sharia Law upon America. "

Any laws he wants to bring in will still have to go through the rest of your system. Talk to your representative. You did vote?

"10.Obama hails from chicago whose zipcode is 60606. "

Wikipedia lists Honolulu. As an Australian, my USA geography sucks. Is that close to Chicago? (sarcasm).

"11.Obama would be a "black" president in the "white" house (satan is described as black in attribute and who seeks to take over the white mansion known as heaven). "

Yes... he would be. What's that got to do with satan?

"12.Nostradamus prophesized the name of the antichrist is "Mabus." This can relate to why Obama is the antichrist. If you write obama+bush, you end up with obamabush. "

okaaaay. Can someone explain this one?

So... Lies. Opinions as facts. No evidence. See? This is the problem with democracy. People like this vote.


8/30/2008 8:02:22 PM

Laura

Anyone who believes any of your shit should be beaten with a rubber hose, along with you. You are breaking a commandment. It's too bad you don't take your god seriously when he tells you not to lie and hate your brethren. See you in hell dude.

8/30/2008 8:06:24 PM

Mrs.Beez

If you write obama+bush, you end up with obamabush.


Um, yeah...and this means what exactly?

Wait, let me try. If you write fuck+tard, you end up with fucktard.

Ok. got it now.

8/30/2008 8:07:39 PM

Old Viking.

But will he make the trains run on time?

8/30/2008 8:11:38 PM

One Trick Pony

I yelled "OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID."

So many blatant lies, how do these people sleep?

8/30/2008 8:12:09 PM

Xotan

So GWB is one half of the antichrist and Obama is the other. I suppose to really make this antichrist thing work they will have to become one - i.e get married! That's why gay marriage is happening now! I beging to understand it all. [/sarcasm]

8/30/2008 8:15:24 PM



1. Peace is a GOOD thing.
2. Horseriding does not work that way.
3. I live in Scotland and even I know he's not a muslim.
4. Look who's the most powerful man at the moment. A chimp (no offence to chimps).
5. Never heard that one before. Mentioning hitler might work against his campaign.
6. You said he was a man of peace, make your fucking mind up!
7. Usually its Al Qaeda who help Bush in his evil projects.
8. Jerusalem is in the Northern Hemisphere, more than half the fucking planet is "South of Jerusalem"
9. No he doesn't.
10. Anyone from Chicago could then be the antichrist.
11. Obama has brown skin. The Whitehouse is not heaven.
12. Your medication is wearing off.

8/30/2008 8:34:39 PM

Empress

10.Obama hails from chicago whose zipcode is 60606.

Huh. I understood he was raised in Hawaii. My father, on the other hand, was born and bred in Chicago. Maybe he was the Antichrist, but nobody noticed before he popped off this mortal coil.

Why don't you asshats just admit your racism, already, and try to work on it?

8/30/2008 8:37:52 PM

penguin

Hahahahahahaha!!

Oh.. Fuck... you were serious.

You fail at life.

8/30/2008 8:58:02 PM



By your standards, ANY political leader can be the anti-Christ.

8/30/2008 9:45:15 PM

nemesis

Yes, and Kyle Broflovski was behind 9/11

Just admit you hate him because he's black

8/30/2008 9:46:43 PM

Berny

That is a lot of dense in one post. It's practically a singularity.

8/30/2008 9:55:40 PM

Fishcakes

[citation seriously fucking needed]

8/30/2008 9:58:39 PM

Frank

this "pro life" dudes are the first ones to demand capital punishment and war. funny huh?

8/30/2008 10:02:10 PM

atrasicarius


8/30/2008 10:11:24 PM

worldsend

quote
2. Horseriding does not work that way.

LOL

8/30/2008 10:18:30 PM
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