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#659041
Old Viking
God never laughs. In fact, the word never appears in the Bible.
8/29/2008 8:41:20 PM
#659062
Jae
"This guy can make jokes and sugar coat it all he wants, but I'm not laughing, and God isn't laughing: but the devil is. Heterosexuality has nothing to do with love. It is all lust and sex and deviant behavior. If you want to really know what heterosexuals are all about just read about what goes on at brothels and events like the World War 2."
There. Fixed
8/29/2008 8:51:21 PM
#659063
electrophilic
Have you thought that maybe at gay pride parades you are not getting a very representative look at the lives of gay people?
8/29/2008 8:51:29 PM
#659067
Berny
Did you ever think that perhaps the reason people can't stand fundamentalists (Christian, Muslim, whatever...) is because they can't mind their own fucking business?
You know nothing about the real world, so why don't you simply STFU?
8/29/2008 8:54:14 PM
#659077
Rat of Steel
"This guy can make jokes [...] all he wants, but I'm not laughing, and God isn't laughing [...]"
There's a certain quote that comes to mind when I read this. I don't know who first said it, but it's as true today as when it was first said.
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
8/29/2008 8:56:36 PM
#659082
Grigadil
god only laughs when people like Abraham and Job give him the benefit of the doubt...in other words, god only laughs at suckers.
Rat of Steel, I need to remember that.
8/29/2008 8:59:38 PM
#659125
aaa
So what?
8/29/2008 9:25:41 PM
#659131
Amanda
Yes, read about parades and street fairs to know about homosexuality. That's much more effective than, say, actually speaking to a homosexual or even somebody who actually knows a homosexual.
8/29/2008 9:27:47 PM
#659136
IanC
Okay, i'll judge what straight people are all about by the likes of college students on spring break....
8/29/2008 9:33:48 PM
#659188
Illuminatalie
"Homosexuality has nothing to do with love"
Before this comment can gain relevance, you have to establish that YOU have anything to do with love.
8/29/2008 10:06:32 PM
#659218
Ash
You have yet to establish that sex and lust are wrong.
8/29/2008 10:20:27 PM
#659330
Jay-Sus
According to the Bible, God never laughs.
8/29/2008 10:56:42 PM
#659370
Tina
@IanC
I was thinking the exact same thing. I'll check out Mardi Gras, and assume that heterosexuality is about women being rewarded for showing off some skin! Not love. That sounds pretty deviant to me.
As for me, I'm gay, and I'm not especially sexual at all. I haven't gotten any in years, because I have no interest in sex without love.
8/29/2008 11:11:34 PM
#659401
It's like saying that a brothel is a representation of marriage.
8/29/2008 11:28:46 PM
#659418
@Amanda: That's what I thought. Seriously, what is wrong with this person?
8/29/2008 11:36:35 PM
#659424
GreenEyedLilo
@ Rat of Steel: That looks like a T-shirt! :-)
8/29/2008 11:39:58 PM
#659426
Dale
Of course, just "read" about what happens at the Folsom Street fair. I'm sure he's suggesting an article from a fundamentalist "christian" site like the designated hate group "Fuckus on the Family."
I've been to both the fair and the Mardi Gras, and I've got documentary evidence that the latter has much more evidence of what heterosexuality is "all about."
8/29/2008 11:40:57 PM
#659699
werewolf
And don't forget the devil's great sense of humor. Your god is a humorless prick, anyway.
8/30/2008 2:19:02 AM
#659714
Moon Wolfhowl
Because rave clubs are a representative of the whole of the 18-29 year old population. TruFax.
8/30/2008 2:26:27 AM
#659745
Rat of Steel
(@ Grigadil & GreenEyedLilo)
Thanks, you two. My mind is a sponge for pearls of wisdom like that quote. *smiles happily*
Unfortunately, some other, more important things like "there's less than enough Dew left in the 'fridge to last this entire day" and "thou shalt not overplay suited Ace-King" (I'm a poker player by trade) sometimes go unremembered when they matter. *sighs, then shrugs* C'est la vie.
8/30/2008 2:56:53 AM
#659748
Allegory for Jesus
"Homosexuality has nothing to do with love. It is all lust and sex and deviant behavior."
Same with heterosexuality, then, biznatch.
8/30/2008 2:59:00 AM
#659908
Fishcakes
The devil sounds like a lot friendlier a guy than God, and the devil seems to laugh a lot. These fundies aren't doing a very good PR campaign for their God.
8/30/2008 6:17:40 AM
#660081
Priestling
@Rat of Steel: And I'll have to remember "thou shalt not overplay suited Ace-King." Like walking into a trap, that is.
*does tend to prefer blackjack, but won't turn down a nice game of 7 card stud*
8/30/2008 8:27:52 AM
#660148
Lulzmonger
Your God is rather cold, humorless, egoistic little prick.
8/30/2008 9:35:55 AM
#661152
Mister Spak
*reads about gay pride parades*
Looks like fun. Where is the next one?
8/31/2008 1:24:50 AM
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