God never laughs. In fact, the word never appears in the Bible.
8/29/2008 8:41:20 PM
"This guy can make jokes and sugar coat it all he wants, but I'm not laughing, and God isn't laughing: but the devil is. Heterosexuality has nothing to do with love. It is all lust and sex and deviant behavior. If you want to really know what heterosexuals are all about just read about what goes on at brothels and events like the World War 2."
8/29/2008 8:51:21 PM
Have you thought that maybe at gay pride parades you are not getting a very representative look at the lives of gay people?
8/29/2008 8:51:29 PM
Did you ever think that perhaps the reason people can't stand fundamentalists (Christian, Muslim, whatever...) is because they can't mind their own fucking business?
You know nothing about the real world, so why don't you simply STFU?
8/29/2008 8:54:14 PM
Rat of Steel
"This guy can make jokes [...] all he wants, but I'm not laughing, and God isn't laughing [...]"
There's a certain quote that comes to mind when I read this. I don't know who first said it, but it's as true today as when it was first said.
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
8/29/2008 8:56:36 PM
god only laughs when people like Abraham and Job give him the benefit of the doubt...in other words, god only laughs at suckers.
Rat of Steel, I need to remember that.
8/29/2008 8:59:38 PM
8/29/2008 9:25:41 PM
Yes, read about parades and street fairs to know about homosexuality. That's much more effective than, say, actually speaking to a homosexual or even somebody who actually knows a homosexual.
8/29/2008 9:27:47 PM
Okay, i'll judge what straight people are all about by the likes of college students on spring break....
8/29/2008 9:33:48 PM
"Homosexuality has nothing to do with love"
Before this comment can gain relevance, you have to establish that YOU have anything to do with love.
8/29/2008 10:06:32 PM
You have yet to establish that sex and lust are wrong.
8/29/2008 10:20:27 PM
According to the Bible, God never laughs.
8/29/2008 10:56:42 PM
I was thinking the exact same thing. I'll check out Mardi Gras, and assume that heterosexuality is about women being rewarded for showing off some skin! Not love. That sounds pretty deviant to me.
As for me, I'm gay, and I'm not especially sexual at all. I haven't gotten any in years, because I have no interest in sex without love.
8/29/2008 11:11:34 PM
It's like saying that a brothel is a representation of marriage.
8/29/2008 11:28:46 PM
@Amanda: That's what I thought. Seriously, what is wrong with this person?
8/29/2008 11:36:35 PM
@ Rat of Steel: That looks like a T-shirt! :-)
8/29/2008 11:39:58 PM
Of course, just "read" about what happens at the Folsom Street fair. I'm sure he's suggesting an article from a fundamentalist "christian" site like the designated hate group "Fuckus on the Family."
I've been to both the fair and the Mardi Gras, and I've got documentary evidence that the latter has much more evidence of what heterosexuality is "all about."
8/29/2008 11:40:57 PM
And don't forget the devil's great sense of humor. Your god is a humorless prick, anyway.
8/30/2008 2:19:02 AM
Because rave clubs are a representative of the whole of the 18-29 year old population. TruFax.
8/30/2008 2:26:27 AM
Rat of Steel
(@ Grigadil & GreenEyedLilo)
Thanks, you two. My mind is a sponge for pearls of wisdom like that quote. *smiles happily*
Unfortunately, some other, more important things like "there's less than enough Dew left in the 'fridge to last this entire day" and "thou shalt not overplay suited Ace-King" (I'm a poker player by trade) sometimes go unremembered when they matter. *sighs, then shrugs* C'est la vie.
8/30/2008 2:56:53 AM
Allegory for Jesus
"Homosexuality has nothing to do with love. It is all lust and sex and deviant behavior."
Same with heterosexuality, then, biznatch.
8/30/2008 2:59:00 AM
The devil sounds like a lot friendlier a guy than God, and the devil seems to laugh a lot. These fundies aren't doing a very good PR campaign for their God.
8/30/2008 6:17:40 AM
@Rat of Steel: And I'll have to remember "thou shalt not overplay suited Ace-King." Like walking into a trap, that is.
*does tend to prefer blackjack, but won't turn down a nice game of 7 card stud*
8/30/2008 8:27:52 AM
Your God is rather cold, humorless, egoistic little prick.
8/30/2008 9:35:55 AM
*reads about gay pride parades*
Looks like fun. Where is the next one?
8/31/2008 1:24:50 AM