This guy can make jokes and sugar coat it all he wants, but I'm not laughing, and God isn't laughing: but the devil is. Homosexuality has nothing to do with love. It is all lust and sex and deviant behavior. If you want to really know what homosexuals are all about just read about what goes on at gay pride parades and events like the folsom street fair in San Francisco.
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"This guy can make jokes and sugar coat it all he wants, but I'm not laughing, and God isn't laughing: but the devil is. Heterosexuality has nothing to do with love. It is all lust and sex and deviant behavior. If you want to really know what heterosexuals are all about just read about what goes on at brothels and events like the World War 2."
There. Fixed
Did you ever think that perhaps the reason people can't stand fundamentalists (Christian, Muslim, whatever...) is because they can't mind their own fucking business?
You know nothing about the real world, so why don't you simply STFU?
"This guy can make jokes [...] all he wants, but I'm not laughing, and God isn't laughing [...]"
There's a certain quote that comes to mind when I read this. I don't know who first said it, but it's as true today as when it was first said.
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
god only laughs when people like Abraham and Job give him the benefit of the doubt...in other words, god only laughs at suckers.
Rat of Steel, I need to remember that.
Yes, read about parades and street fairs to know about homosexuality. That's much more effective than, say, actually speaking to a homosexual or even somebody who actually knows a homosexual.
@IanC
I was thinking the exact same thing. I'll check out Mardi Gras, and assume that heterosexuality is about women being rewarded for showing off some skin! Not love. That sounds pretty deviant to me.
As for me, I'm gay, and I'm not especially sexual at all. I haven't gotten any in years, because I have no interest in sex without love.
Of course, just "read" about what happens at the Folsom Street fair. I'm sure he's suggesting an article from a fundamentalist "christian" site like the designated hate group "Fuckus on the Family."
I've been to both the fair and the Mardi Gras, and I've got documentary evidence that the latter has much more evidence of what heterosexuality is "all about."
(@ Grigadil & GreenEyedLilo)
Thanks, you two. My mind is a sponge for pearls of wisdom like that quote. *smiles happily*
Unfortunately, some other, more important things like "there's less than enough Dew left in the 'fridge to last this entire day" and "thou shalt not overplay suited Ace-King" (I'm a poker player by trade) sometimes go unremembered when they matter. *sighs, then shrugs* C'est la vie.
"Homosexuality has nothing to do with love. It is all lust and sex and deviant behavior."
Same with heterosexuality, then, biznatch.
@Rat of Steel: And I'll have to remember "thou shalt not overplay suited Ace-King." Like walking into a trap, that is.
*does tend to prefer blackjack, but won't turn down a nice game of 7 card stud*
There are homosexual couples out there who have been together for over 50 years...since childhood you fucktard! You don't stay with someone that fucking long based on sex. And quit acting as though all heterosexual couples are always truly in love when they're really just fuck buddies. It cuts both ways, dipshit.
Yes, just like we come to conclusions about your freaky religion from moron quotes from you, the Phelps, blowing up abortion clinics and gaybars, ranting lunatics, child touching priests, etc.
"Homosexuality has nothing to do with love"
It would appear that neither was your parents marriage, it seems to be a bizzare experiment to see who can breed the most hateful small minded fucktard.
If you want to really know what homosexuals are all about just read about what goes on at gay pride parades and events like the folsom street fair in San Francisco.
And if you want to know what Christamas is all about, watch a Christmas parade.
This guy can make jokes and sugar coat it all he wants, but I'm not laughing, and God isn't laughing: but the devil is.
Of course. Your own Bible paints Satan to be a helluvalot more honorable than your God is.
Homosexuality has nothing to do with love.
Good to know you know better than I what lay in my heart. Fucker.
It is all lust and sex and deviant behavior.
No moreso than the average straight relationship.
If you want to really know what homosexuals are all about just read about what goes on at gay pride parades and events like the folsom street fair in San Francisco.
Which strikes me as a lot like judging Christianity by the Phelpses. And even then, the people that attend these things usually choose to act out only once in a while, and rarely in a fashion that is harmful to others, aside from your poor widdle feewings.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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